Hey Sup Forums, so this's been my life for the last couple days/weeks >be me >first year at uni >pretty cool time >about a week in start talking to qt >frankly pretty average looking, but I'm not too picky >imbadwithgirls.png >become friends >skirt the friendzone and slide into relationshipzone >thatwasclose.jpg >she's cool >fast forward about a month >we've been moving towards sex >fingered her a couple times, but she doesn't give back anything so I'm getting more frustrated >pushing her for sex coz I'm a virgin >1 night about a week ago, she finally agrees >BESTFEELING.pepe >'brb qt, I've gotta head to my room to get condoms' (we live in the same residence) >get back, feeling super awkward >long story short my dick did the opposite of get hard >before tonight I would always get boners and feel super bad, so I was like wtf >didn't have sex >WORSTFEELING.feels >since then, been super stressed >can only get boner if I try to fap for like 5 minutes
so basically I've been freaking out that I've broken my dick or something. First thing I though was that it was stress/anxiousness, but now I'm thinking it might be low blood pressure (I get that vision-loss when I stand up sometimes) or malnutrition or worst that I just broke something in my dick.
tl;dr I was gonna have sex but I couldn't get a boner and now I think my dick's broken wut do inb4 you fap to much (if anything, I've been fapping less)
Plez help. Also dumping funny pics til someone helps
Isaac White
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Landon Perry
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Daniel Evans
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Michael Howard
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Elijah Torres
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Christopher Nguyen
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Alexander Cooper
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Anthony Bennett
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John Evans
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Mason Jackson
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Jason Ward
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Carter Rodriguez
Have you considered men?
Well, really just go to a clinic, they'll know what's up better than a bunch of randos on the internet.
But if you don't fap for a long fucking time, you'll end just being hard 24/7 eventually. Not fun, but it works.
Blake Williams
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Tyler Nelson
Mental pressure can kill a veteran boner. First time will do that. You may have a point about blood pressure, but you can bring yourself up so point mooted. Let go of the shame, recreate whatever you do alone with her. Eat her out, something. That gets me going. Assuming she doesn't give head.
Adam Carter
I'm not fabulous enough to be gay, and I think mentally I couldn't take a dick in the ass. But yeah you're probably right about going to the clinic being better than the internet
Matthew Reyes
try looking at memes, that usually gets my dick pretty hard
Kayden Phillips
Yea maybe I'll try that, but I've been having a pretty hard time being with her since, coz I know she's like 'k user stop fooling around let's have sex' yea you're totally right you've changed my life I've realized I'm memesexual!
Ryder Martin
Kek
Juan Gray
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Charles Price
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Ayden Mitchell
Drink water sounds like you may be dehydrated also dont push for sex so hard do oral that shit should make you dimonds
Jace Richardson
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James Peterson
k brb going to get 17.5+i litres of water
John Collins
Seriously though if your light headed and dont drink a gallon a day your probably dehydrated
Matthew Reed
Women love being tease, use your lack of boner to make her diamonds. And is she saying that or that's your internal dialogue?
Juan Hernandez
Well I just drank like half a gallon of water so I don't think I'll be dehydrated for a couple years. internal dialogue, thankfully
Wyatt Nelson
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Hudson Jones
Also since I'm bad with girls, can you elaborate on 'using my lack of boner to make her diamonds'?
Liam Price
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Isaiah Edwards
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Jaxson Allen
Tease her. Eat her. Play with her. Do everything but stick it in. Kiss, live in the moment user. Women like to be worshipped, mostly.