Is there a name in sports more manlier or awesome than Overmars?

Is there a name in sports more manlier or awesome than Overmars?
I mean, it sounds too good.

>manlier


Salsicha comes to mind

Kuntz

Danny Invincible

Marc "gotta go fast" Overmars
the ultimate pacebabby

Hierro

Paul Pogba

There was a college basketball player called LeBryant Nash at one point. Had 7 MVPs in his name.

You gotta say the full name, Marc Overmars, the repeating "mar" sound makes it better.
Also Dennis Rodman.
>Penis Rod Man

That just sounds like a cat expectorating a furball. Or like a disappointed Jontron.

Franco Tancredi

>pacebabby
Overmars actually had decent end product though.

Now this is the ultimate pacebabby.

>dennis is penis in switzerland

Dennis is penis in your ass.

Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink

Sounds good, but Gennaro Gattuso is still the best. Can't be more Italian than this.
Except maybe for Gianluca Pagliuca

Gaizka Mendieta
Volkan Demirel
Jon Dal Tomason
Bixente Lizarazu
Tafarel

At this point we could make a starting XI with those mentioned so far

Noone?

Nakamura

cant get less manly than a french name

Dude his name is GIVANILDO OLIVEIRA

Stig Tofting.

The bloke was manly as fuck too.

I heard he bummed roberto di matteo

Johnny Unitas

Gunnar Nordahl

sterling mortlock

Pogba's not a French name, dude.

african = french fyi

Max Power
John de Wolf

actually the ultimate italian name for a footballer would be Paolo Rossi

Always liked Shevchenko.

No fyi.

Dragan Stojkovic

This guy. Legit fucking mental and hard as nails. Got sent down while playing for Bolton for headbutting a restaurant manager. Made Roy Keane look like a wetwipe

Yes fyi

also swiss = french fyi

Kahn would be up there if they did not call him Oliver. My pick would be Joe Montana

Gianluca Zambrotta

Terry Butcher.

jan vennegoor of hesselink

Max Power

him and Gravesen were always my favourite players to watch for Denmark

you never knew if they were going to blow up and kill someone on the pitch

This

Faryd Mondragon

André-Pierre Gignac

you also had Paulse who was a son of bitch, even tho Tofting and Gravesen were badass and Paulsen was weak.
why Denmark needs a bad guy in his team?
seems like the Von Trier type of person is really strong up there

[random icelandic player]

Ragnar Sigurdsson

Some Croatian basketball player call Dragan Bender just got drafted in the NBA this year

that's a pretty neat name

Aleksandar Dragović

Arshavin
Subasic
Berbatov
Volkan Babacan

Best name ever. Loved this guy only for that, he was just a big guy without technic...

Bastian Schweinsteiger?

Almost literally called the swine humper, edgy af because no muslim likes him for that and that makes him cool.

This or Coquinho

WOLFGANG WOLF

he even managed WOLFSBURG

Italian, Spanish, French or Portuguese names aren't really manly sounding since the language itself is rather soft and smooth.

Leave him outta this you stupid puto.
>Attn. Libres y Lokos

No fyi.