Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
beep boop
frog man claimed
>friend says real life girls are better than anime girls
What a fucking faggot.
frogs are better so shut your crooked mouth
Undyne is a husbando.
She has a dick. Stop oppressing my trans husbando
claim
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Don't worry, your the most special snowflake
But just as insignificant AS that snow flake.
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shit bait you rancid fish cunt
No they aren't.
Show dick or you're female.
says who? you? what a fucking drake & josh you just tried to pull, this frog's prime
dick has literally nothing to do with being male
>dick has literally nothing to do with being male
You have mental problems and require professional help.
Please seek some immediately.
I hope the next generation of transfaggots kill themselves after realizing how fucking retarded they are.
Somebody failed third grade biology
O shit waddup
if you have the mental equivalence of a fish, sure they do!
you fucking freak
カラミチーマス
Okay but is right...
I have a dick but I'm a girl
hey, you silly guy! I think you meant "mental patient"
that's cool though, everyone makes mistakes. even your parents.
please stop trying to be cool/funny
Man with tits.
Nothing wrong with that, just don't be a faggot.
look at you, voicing your opinion with no image
pussy, stop trying to act tough on the internet before I bust your jaw
wow, okay, so first of all, gender is a social construct, so it's in no way related to the body you were born in
how cute
the thing you're talking about are sexes, and even there you are wrong
there's plenty of people being born with both types of genitals or who have secondary sex traits not fitting just one of these "sexes" society created
pick up a book or something
a frog wouldn't understand that
preach, brother!
just like how you won't understand what's going to happen to you within the next 24 hours.
haha!
>gender is a social construct
Sorry, retard, but you are wrong. Gender is a biological fact.
>>>/twitter/
He's right though.
Life has no meaning.
you're just being a pissy brat because my frog is leagues above your albino cum bucket
it's cool if your parents never taught you what dignity was.
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The tumblr is strong in this one
OH SHIT WADDUP
3D womyn are trash
Finally a bit of common sense, in the middle of this childish fight.
You're just looking dumb and edgy and I'm just pointing it out.
Uh, your waifu?
They are.
keep reacting with images, you brain-dead husk of a person. or just post with your shitty anime character
either way I'm better.
trash meme
OH SHIT WADDUP
Being born with both or neither is a mutation, not a third gender
There is no way a third gender fits into human reproduction
In short, fuck off back to tumblr
go to bed, it's a school night. you'll have your body pillow to snuggle yourself to sleep. tears won't be a problem
>childish fight
you're acting superior in a thread about waifu claiming, cease living.
the robust amount of assasins I'm sending your way to do the job
Why are you here if you don't want to see these children fight?
What fight?
tru.
OH. SHIT. WADDUP.
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Funny bread.
Show me your balls and how you handle them.
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Way to avoid the stuff I pointed out, straya cunt.
already answered your question. I don't expect any of you to have any comprehension of a language though.
i just enjoy insulting people whom are inferior. it's great!
you've been avoiding shit I've been saying this entire time, you oaf. go to bed, it's a school night.
i'm not being edgy, these are fucking promises I'm dishin' out. it's a 5 star meal.
OH SHIT WADDUP
What..
Alice twenty three.
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What would you think of your waifu if she decided ti transition?
It's Saturday for me. I don't go to Sunday school.
>i just enjoy insulting people whom are inferior. it's great!
You contradicted yourself there.
If it's truly all there is to do in this place, I might as well leave
>cease living
Did you mean to insult me, or to give me the motivation I'm lacking?
wiener stuff
it's sunday, so i will probably jerk, eat and sleep a lot
sigh... okay once more for the slow kids in class:
the thing you are talking about is sex
genders are socioeconomic terms designed by the patriarchy to keep down women, transpeople and poc
if you had an actual argument, you wouldn't need the ad hominem
it's not a third gender, because it is not some certain condition
instead there is a wild variety of different bodies that simply not fit your cute little "2 gender fits all" idea
it's more like a spectrum
Show me your balls.
And how you handle them.
ur a fukken dolt
>Alice
>23
FUCKING TRIGGERED
That is magical
I'd still love her/him/it. I really hope she wouldn't make that decision, but I would live with it.
Claiming Kirino
Armin claimed
look at you, avoiding more golden syllables I'm spewing out. your hearing aid must be broken.
> I might as well leave
please do, you'd be doing me a huge favor
never wake up
You cant just ask these kinds of things.
Are you new or a heretic?
I can see the fight now. Entertaining.
I have no idea what pics you have but I request Alice Fifty seven. Can I?
That is just gei. I mean have fun with that whiney boi puss.
Am I being too forward?
I just want to see your balls and how you handle them.
Alice 2 three
It's a joke, and you missed it completely
Eine mordsgaudi, weiter so
That was mean.
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what's happening here? looks like a bunch of mentally handicapped fellas being schooled by a random amphibian.
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I get that, I just want to request a pic.
I am mean. Sometimes.
Exactly what do other genders contribute to reproduction?
insults... nothing but insults
you're lack of education is showing
oh, so we reached death threats now?
your post has been forwarded to the fbi, enjoy prison
oh, so then what about men with breasts?
what about wymen with stronger physic and body hair?
what about whose who have neither xy nor xx chromosomes?
you're being ableist!
keine Ahnung wer du bist, oder woher du weißt, dass ich deutsch kann, aber ich geb mein bestes
It is!
I didn't know that Kermit was so tsundere. I think I'll stay just for you.
Does it really matter?
You were quite funny until now
Since you've destroyed it you might as well join the rest of the failed shitposters
So how are you?
I personally don't agree with you. Personally, I think being transgender is like getting six pack abs. You can't just draw them on. You gotta go to the fucking gym and work out. Likewise with being transgender, it's not enough to simply say you're a different gender. You gotta go through hormone replacement therapy, and a sex change, and even then it can be a rough transition. But it should be. Anyone who goes through all that is more transgender than someone who says they're transgender
Not trying to start anything, just voicing my opinion on the matter
OH SHIT WADDUP
i just verbally bested the entire thread in one move
am I the second coming? who woulda thought he was a frog!
you're disabled
I need an ugly rat face to look at on a day to day basis to remind myself of how amazing I am.
i never said i was funny, I'm a fucking comedian but I never said that.
post with your shitty character, faggot.
It's not the same user. If he was lame enough to go get a new device to post, you could say that, but I don't feel like that is the case based off of file names
Like a cupcake. Baked and happy.
really attempt at being funny. you wish you were as comedically gifted as us; our humor can't be emulated. now emulate Kurt Cobain's suicide.
nur Samstag Arbeit? Zählt der Strich so gut, dass ein Tag in der Woche reicht?
Its a bit rude to go around asking people about their balls.
OH SHIT WADDUP
You like it
only if you have something to hide, you freak fuck
It matters to me to some degree. In the greater picture it doesn't matter though.
Well there is nothing to argue. you are just memeing and trying to force a stupid ideal.
Is it? Even if they are widely known to be a powerful ball handler?
OH SHIT WADDUP
clmd
>post with your shitty character
Don't you think there's a reason I don't?
That sounds like a fun night.
I can see you now, hunched over your gaming keyboard. Your 300 pound frame illuminated by the only light source in your bedroom, the computer screen. You look around your room, seeing lopsided kermit posters on the walls, piss/shut jugs lining the floor, which is a thriving habitat of roaches and ants, hungry for their next meal of discarded pizza rolls/ Tyson brand chicken nuggets. Perhaps they can fit into some of the soda cans you left open, half finished. Mom says if you clean your room, you can get your next body pillow, but you have to participate in the next "Waifu claiming thread". Your autism compels you to do so. You fix your attention on a fight between 2 roaches happening on your race car bed, possibly fighting over who gets to lay their eggs on your Cum stained buzz lightyear bedsheets. You look back to your desk, with your kermit dolls adorning the space next to your mechanical keyboard. You claim your kermit over and over, until one day, mom kicks you out.
ok
it's rude for you to continue using human resource.
what are you talking about? this was my first post. i am an individual, stop pairing me with that jesus-esque amphibian. i'm my own frog.