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The Acceptance Stage edition

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sissy brit boys

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who /FastStream/ here?

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>mfw the normies are waking up

i wanted to make the thread >:(

>when the redpill hits

normies don't wake up at 3 in the afternoon lad

you mean abnos?
nomries get up at 9 on a weekend . early if they have to take their kids to practice

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supervisor is asking for a doctor's certificate

can anyone here outpathetic me?
>23
>khv
>neet
>no licence

>khv

Knight of Holy Victoria? Is that a vidya thing?

>drive through shithole industrial estate
>loads of nice expensive cars parked everywhere

hm

The wall is actually going to be a pretty cool civil engineering project, probably one of the biggest ones in recent memory

how do i become one of those people who isn't talented but still hangs with artists and successful people all their life

It depends what streams you want to go for, but some that are specialist have another stage to test you on the specifics (e.g. diplomatic)

So if you fail any of your streams, it just goes to your next stream to see if you've passed it, if you have, you get that, if you don't, then it goes on and on until you run out of schemes that you picked.

I've not been formally offered a job because my first choice has one last stage but my second choice doesn't and I heard back with the first batch of results meaning my score was probably quite good and they've already sent me forms for criminal background checks etc so I'm guessing I'd have to really fuck up to fail now.

He would fuck your gf senseless and not give a fuck

bored and dont even have drinking to look forward to

nah normies wake up at 3 extremely hungover

THE MAYNE STREEM

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maybe deanos

Remember that archived thread where Reviewbrah was being stalked?

METEORRR

i think deanos are more likely to post here than people who have to wake up at 9 to take their kids to footy practice

hmm

need (want) a latex gf

don't be obtuse

the end result of rorkism

become a producer

be an attractive woman

be female

wish my grandmother would stop getting me 360g toblerones
they are a CHORE to eat

what does it mean then?

So if I wanted to smoke in the bedroom... tips?

Require a JO buddy

24, but with a BLACK GUY this time?!? WOW

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me on the right, asserting dominance over the runts

kissless handholdless virgin

does it have a smoke alarm?

Zimbabwe's loss is Zambia's gain

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>kissless handholdless

Who the fuck cares if you're not 12?

its hugless

No, I just meant so by morning the smell will be gone.
Fan towards window, towel the door, open window... But it's still cold, but I just want to be in bed and relaxed.

dont be a cunt, you'll set the fire alarm off and everyone will have to go outside
HOWEVER
you could tie a plastic bag around the smoke alarm and open the window

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no hugs are easier to get than holding hands

>air freshener BEFORE you smoke (and after)
>hang out the window
>shut the curtain behind you whilst out the window
smoke weed in my room everyday desu

smoke at night and hope the smells leaves by the morning

if it's weed it definitely will

if it's cigarettes that shit penetrates everything

lost an odds on last night and had to text the ex saying i missed her
she was actually pretty cool about it which made me genuinely miss her

banter

That's a fucking moose knuckle. Why are chinks so disgusting.

Thanks lads.

3 out of 11 in already

Are you saying Corbyn is a repurposed Goebbels?

wonder how many redpilled politicans there are who stay silent in the fears of ruining their entire careers

come again

but i thought the redpill was the majority and they were just silent?

morning lads

Arsenal are scum

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*rubs your hair* *meows*

that's fucking shit

haha nice

laughed at this

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Don't fall for the 'bacco Jew.

Once you're hooked, you're hooked. Even when another cig is the last thing you want, you'll need it if you don't want to suffer through excruciating withdrawal.

Nicotine withdrawal is one of the shittiest things, and it's what keeps smokers smoking.

Really, if you take up smoking, you're volunteering to feel like absolute shit without a cancer stick in your mouth every other hour.

It's fucking bullshit.

Don't do it.

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i know for a fact that my mum smokes and im 90% sure my dad does too, really want them to stop but i dont want to confront them about it and cause excess hassle

haha howling

I've been smoking for a year and there are days where i just forget to smoke. This post is definetely an exaggeration but still don't start smoking yea

WOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

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Get her an e-cig, I bought my mum one and she loves it. Got her the normal juic, then got her the reducd nicotine stuff and now she uses the lowest concentration.

goals are flying in today lads
Thid might be my day

>10 legs
what could they have meant by this?

well excited for you lad

she doesn't know I know she smokes, i've found both an e cig and old packs of fags around the house so i think she already does both

hope you dont have forest in that

just did a big bum fart

Nope I had them on my over 2.5 so that's already in :P

west hampstead is nice lads

can someone supply an image of kevin

There is another thread with 70 posts

Shrieking, wallowing and howling

alri willies

just got directed here by a kind somebody

all the hours, spent on /brit/, making new gimmicks, triggering rorkes and rasheeds, do you regret it?

I know it's shitposting, but Sup Forums still triggers me with the lotr threads.

i'm a dual citizen

>the shitty of derby wankty

Mental how no one linked it until now

>koi herpes virus
How do you even catch that?

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I'm a D6.

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epic rickles

fcking poofs all

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lads please I need a response :(

All me.

We're all in here you fucking mongs

wonder how much princess chelsea makes in an average week