Mike Pence edition
/brit/
bit slow atm
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This one is a banker
I'm in love with Reviewbrah.
dormer 2bh lads
the gf
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woah
His SEMEN
In ME
His SEMEN!
In ME!
woah forgot it's valentine's day on tuesday
guess I'm old enough now not to notice it any more
If you could open a door into any fictional world like that wardrobe portal to Narnia in The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe, which fictional world would you choose?
Btw the portal leads from your bedroom to the bedroom of a house/apartment that you can use in the other world.
bit gay
I'm a D6.
the gf's house
But the joy that one MUST feel at the E.U.'s "leaders" reeling losing a highly influential member and a possible victim of pincers from East (Russia) and West (U.S.A.).
bbc.co.uk
Got called a doofus in Wal-Mart lads
Sure you are mate, and let me guess you didn't come off the fast stream?
Do me a favour and go set up a meeting room
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was being a doofus
what does that even mean
Did we ever find out what water is the best?
they better NOT take away my beloved crab legs and sauna pass
Alri, lads? What are you up to this Saturday afternoon?
I think they're trying to stop dirty old men from fapping to their "erotic drama" and also warning that some of the women will be moaning like whores.
DUNCE
Could have just had a no singles policy
fucking poof
youtube.com
Lads I had 3 pints at lunch because I forgot I need to drive later. When will it be out my system?
3D modelling
bout 5 mate
bout 6 years
6 hours
SHE SAID YES XXX BLESS HIM
Cheeky 25 micro grams of 1P straight up the face hole. Watching the rugby.
Listening to music, smoking drugs and posting on here
Authoring a pornography, having some issues with the dialogue flow -- any suggestions for dialogue lines?
OMG congrats xx ur a beautiful couple!! dont let any1 tell u otherwise xxx
Ouch did she get stung by a bee
BLESS HIM GOT ME DIS AS WELL XX
>tfw no Daisy gf
Football on in the background and doing some cooking. You?
Just watched Icey Cold Tea get hammered away by the Super Taigs.
my omelette is always either runny or dry/crispy
explain this
going to go to the pub to watch the liverpool match and have a comfy dinner there with the lads desu
>ywn adopt an infant with your daisyfu
*Car scene*
>Vagine holder: oh!! You drive a stick?
>Penis pounder: ya bby, you like my stick?
*Pounding commences*
BUT WHOS SIDE IS HE ON
Yes, the infamous Dia bee t'is that stung her
You're exactly the kind of uppity fast stream cunt I was talking about yesterday. You're still a bloody student and look at you. If you can't accept that there are possibly other people doing well or even better than yourself, you will struggle.
Google says day after tomorrow.
That's not me lad (the lad posting about the fast stream), I think somebody is just trying to wind you up.
I wouldn't have a fucking clue what D6 or AO meant, presuming they're grades but that's about it
hehe nice
took 4 attempts to pass my driving test and almost killed the instructor twice
Feel like I've been rogered now you trickster
Hmm this seems good, now what should they say during the ~20 minutes of pounding?
Very nice
Been a while since I peaked out of the hatch.
don't know how that cunt got into the civil service graduate programme
r000000000000000000000000
That's a t-Rex foot
Maybe it's the heat? There isn't much heat required (from my experience).
Files are VERY slow to load now.
abortion is wrong but why does that mean it should be illegal?
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Why lad?
I've applied four years in a row, this time I took it really seriously and I STILL didn't get the stream I wanted.
mosis ya there lad
Humans are apes...
elle fanning just did a wee in this movie
We're all in here you fucking mongs
Woops
think I mistook you for another fella
what did you graduate with?
thought that was eric cantona for a second
I can think of a number of situations where abortion would be the RIGHT course of action, as well as others where it would be the WRONG one.
I believe it's generally good the less unwanted children there are, and anyone who wants to kill their ill-conceived crotch spawn should be allowed to no questions asked, because if you got inseminated and want an abortion at all, you really shouldn't be reproducing and killing the mistake will be a lot less hassle for society at large.
90% of abortions would have grown up to be crackheads or sales people. Fact.
And it's better we just don't allow that to be created to begin with.
*disarms Iraq, frees its people. and protects the world from grave danger*
*steps on thru towards you*
dont be jel jel sweety xx
WHERE IS EVERYONE?
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When a thread has been rent in twain, there is less thread to observe.
The proverbial "thread" of /brit/ is rent in two, each one in its own solemnity, divide.
Quite dire.
See
ffs la, I have given you grade A material to work with
>ayy bby, you like it in 2nd gear or 4th?
>grind it bby, ooo you grind me gears so good
>faster faster, kick it up 5th gear bby
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Ayy bb, wan fuk?
There's two, there´s four, there´s six, there´s eight,
Shunting trucks and hauling freight.
Red and green and brown and blue,
they're the Really Useful Crew.
All with different roles to play,
round Tidmouth Sheds or far away.
Down the hills and round the bends,
Thomas and his friends.
Thomas, he's the cheeky one.
James is vain but lots of fun.
Percy pulls the mail on time.
Gordon thunders down the line.
Emily really knows her stuff.
Henry toots and huffs and puffs.
Edward wants to help and share.
Toby, well let's say, he's square!
They're two, they're four, they're six, they're eight,
shunting trucks and hauling freight.
Red and green and brown and blue,
they're the Really Useful Crew.
All with different roles to play,
round Tidmouth Sheds or far away.
Down the hills and round the bends,
Thomas and his friends.
They're two, they're four, they're six, they're eight,
shunting trucks and hauling freight.
Red and green and brown and blue,
they're the Really Useful Crew.
All with different roles to play,
round Tidmouth Sheds or far away.
Down the hills and round the bends,
Thomas and his friends!