What are you doing on a sat night?

What are you doing on a sat night?
why aren't you out?

>drinking
>playing
>listening to

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About to start getting drunk
got a bottle of tequila with a beer next to me
gonna be doing shots every 5 mins or so

>drinking
tequila and beer with rum and coke
>playing
about to play some WoW
>listening to
WAX

playing skyrim because my character is less of a pathetic loser than my real life self

Drinking Strongbow, watching House on Netflix, and browsing OKCupid...

bump

how bad is it really

just turned 31
wizard
can't even hang out with my old friends anymore because i'm a manchild and everyone else is married or will be soon

anything good on OKcupid?

Do you have a job?

yep
i worked my ass off in college so i've got a good job and make six figures
still hate my life

Not really, like 4 girls online in my city. POF is more popular in this country but the site design is shite.

thats not that bad
you got a job and education?

I'm 29 myself and just got unemployed last week
dont know how ill pay next months rent and utilities

Sick.
>drinking
Cough Syrup and Mountain Dew.
>playing
New Vegas.
>listening to
Slipknot.

watching an anime classic outlaw star and drinking a west cost style lager im enjoying myself

work is the one area of my life that isn't a complete disgrace

Came down to london to see my buddie. He just ends up sleeping. Fucking bull shit. Im pissed

Nice. Get on OKC, some girls would drag their cunts through broken glass to marry a guy with six figures.

haha maybe if i didn't have such a shit personality
not so great in the looks department either

cough syrup and mnt dew... why?

Horchata
Age of Empires III
Russkaja

want to talk about it m8

if you got a good job then youre not that much of a loser

Im unemployed for 50% of the year.
I keep bouncing between jobs
I barely manage to pay my bills

on the flip side I got a gf and im fucking one of my good friends. so I got 2 pussies on call at the drop of a hat

Not going to say there's someone for everyone because you could easily die alone, but there are women out there who are as desperate as you. The people who died alone just didn't look hard enough for them.

i dunno what i'd do on okc
brag about my finances?
i'm not sure i'd want to be with the type of woman that would attract

POF is more for quick hookups in my city

ok cupid is more for serious dating

and tinder is almost pointless unless youre very hot in my city

playing gay runescape

Be genuine, talk about your interests, even if that's shit like Skyrim, gamer girls are common. Just avoid talking about negative shit, try and seem positive, people are attracted to that.

latino?
grab a hooker and get rid of the wizard status
with 6 figures you can afford the nice ones with no diseases.

after that with your new found confidence, try to get a gf

Tinder is the same here. But there's barely anyone on OKC, which is unfortunate because I had tonnes of luck with it while I was living in Australia. POF is /the/ dating site to use here. (England)

i've considered getting a hooker for years
always decided against it because i'm worried it would hurt more than it would help
i'd just go from a virgin to a guy who could only get laid because he paid for it

have you tried badoo?

Iv used badoo for years when im single and found myself meeting more girls than any other dating site.

got both of my current fucks using it
one i meet on it 4 years ago and the other one i meet a couple of months ago

you can even activate super powers for 30 days for free if its your first time

I haven't. Never heard of it. Signing up now.

it would help more than hurt thats for sure

worst scenario is you pay for a hooker and end up not fucking her in the end
>failure to get it up
since money isnt an issue id say go for it

its better to get laid when you want to than not getting laid at all

do bfs and gfs generally talk about first time sexual experiences?
i'd hate to always have to bring up my first time being with a hooker, or start off the relationship by lying about it

I'm not out because other then work, I avoid most to all social situations outside of my house. I haven't had any real or true friends with a close personal connection since I dropped out of school, moved out of mine and my ex's apartment this summer, and ended up caving to pressure and fucking my best friend since middle school the day my grandad died and I got drunk as fuck (that was a fucking trainwreck the awkward few weeks after). I have some friendly acquaintances who are bar regulars, but I usually come up with some excuse to blow them off because I cant be bothered to be surrounded with others without getting piss loaded and embarrassing both them and myself, so I drink alone.

>Fuck me m8, that's the first time I've really addressed all of this at once

>drinking
Ativan with a coconut rum chase

>playing
With my life. this little game I play, I've only had 3mg right now, but I'm a bout to get drunk and maybe take some more. It shouldn't be enough to kill me, but either way it goes after I fall asleep its a win/win

>listening to
youtu.be/1KItxGK1T1U

they do usually
it gets brought up eventually

honestly its not that bad being a virgin user
my gf was a virgin until last night

>shes 25
>had guys ask her out but always rejected them
>made out with guys in parties but never went further
>she says the opportunity just never came up
>i meet her a couple of months ago
>made out after about 3-4 dates
>been going on dinner and bar dates for close to 2 months now
>yesterday just decided to stay home after eating and watch luke cage
>we start making out heavily in the couch
>start undressing
>we go on the bed
>fucked her
>she sucked me off midway
>blood all over my sheets and my hands
>dont know how she didnt taste the blood in her mouth from sucking me

and it was no big deal
told her it had to happen eventually

you should try online dating
i suggested badoo to the other user
you should try it too

see here

Tired as fuck from getting winter toys out of storage and prepped for the season. Kids and wife finally asleep.

>drinking
Hoegaarden
>playing
Overwatch
>listening to
2112

>drinking
Nothing, just got back from work

>playing
Soon going back to The Witcher 3, picked it up recently and holy shit it's great. Glad I waited for GOTY edition to have all DLC included.

>listening to
The gentle hum of my PC, I've always found that relaxing enough on its own some reason.

Well, it's Sunday afternoon here in Australia. But I'll answer for last night.

>why aren't you out?

I'm a loner, by choice. I can make friends just fine, but I don't really care about people, and can't be fucked pretending to these days.

>drinking

Water, since I was hungover from Friday.

>playing

I was replaying Life is Strange. Might've also briefly booted up Skyrim.

>listening to

Alternating between the new Ulcerate album and Madvillain (MF DOOM/Madlib collab). Doing that today too.

>Drinking
Pepsi
>Playing
Civ VI
>Listening to
The weeknd

drinking alone isnt that bad
join the club user

im on the my 3rd shot of tequila
and about to finish my first beer

just sitting here with silence of the lambs playing in the background
>listening
to my ipod on random
anderson paak playing now
>about to play
world of warcraft wotlk specifically

bump

looking for more drunks and anons playing

man I wish we could trade places

Ive been playing pokemon battle revolution using some old pokes from diamond. Was fun too see the memories again.

explain how
i dont get this pokemon battle revolution thing

Its a wii game. It can copy over youre whole pc and party from diamond or pearl. Was playing it with a few friends earlier and by myself just now. Hoping they make a switch/wiiu pokemon stadium type game.

oh shit it sounds fun as fuck
too bad i dont have diamond or pearl on actual handheld

i just use an emulator and play diamond on it

Pink and yummy like cotton candy!

Playing Civ 6 while drinking and watching vids for school.

It even lets you set rules like all pokemon be level 50 and only 1 Pokémon asleep/frozen at the same time. Shame that it cant play it online anymore.

her pussy?
yeah

I still have my wii but I havent found any games for it in years.

got anything good for it otherwise?

Smash Bros. Brawl/ Project M
Kirby 20th Anniversary Collection
And if you get homebrew emulators among other things.

Because vagina's cause STDs, pregnancy, and empty wallets/bank accounts.
Also because I don't have to listen to women on the internet talk in order to see them naked.

Black Velvet Toasted Caramel

Cs:Go

Nothing, gotta concentrate man.

Oh, and too lazy to link you guys, the fuckers talking about dating sites, but would you guys recommend OKC/whatever for a 20yr old kissless virgin? I look alright but kinda awkward and no social life.