Hi ask a drunk teen anything. psa my names amber and im so so ready to answer anthing, i can help w/ life

hi ask a drunk teen anything. psa my names amber and im so so ready to answer anthing, i can help w/ life

How do you feel about getting trips amber?

When you say teen, how young we talkin?

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this is the best accomplishment of my life and were talking under like 20

DUDE MY BELLY BUTTON IS PIERCED TOO

sandwhich or pie?

IVE NEVER EATEN pie tbh but my grandma makes it and it smells good but i love chicken sandwiches so sandsichs

Amber, you should give tits and timestamp.
After that, I will ask you anything.

pics or didnt happen

how do you feel about cute boys with no sexual experience?

do you have a boyfriend named jimmy?

Why havent you shown tits w/ timestamp?
Answer:
>gtfo

never eaten pie..
you havent really lived.

Are you fucking serious, amber?? Jesus man, calm down on those digits. Have you ever been drunk before? Are you just bored tonight? What kind of music do you like?

post a picture that contains both your face and tits and also a timestamp and ignore faggots like who have never talked to a girl in real life before

i tookk a pivcture but i drew the boobs and date but idk how to find it

drawn tittes

depends on the dicks size

once this guy named jimmy tried to hmu but it freaked me out so i told him to gtfo

im tring rly hard

im scared im allergic

I don't give a single shit if it's a guy/girl. I've seen tits before, so calm down buddy. Just having a chat on a boring night.

- There's nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man. True nobility lies in being superior to ones former self.

ive dranj but never this drunk i like nmh and tfb and anything thats good im rly trying to post but cant

>scared you're allergic to "pie"
what are you, fucking retarded?

it's pretty big 9" and hecka thick

no i just have many allergies and im scared

autism

woah idk if thats legit buudy ole pal ole friend ole bread slice

>True nobility lies in being superior to ones former self.

Do you have to drive a car anytime soon?

Plz show tits before you lose audience interest.

heres a mouse

i drive yes i have a licences kinda

Just show us yer feckin tits.

real talk though this thread is going to 404 fast as hell if OP doesn't do what the autists want

i knew this person the put their hamster in a gijoe plane threw it at a wall. like they kamikazed their hamster lol

OK good.
What I meant was, do you have to drive anywhere tonight?

i could kill you with my dick in an instant

Its almost like OP is a fag or something.
But this is Sup Forums i thought we eradicated the fags in the great purge of 14

no im sitting in bed rn listening to music

BITCH SHOW YOUR FUCKING TITS ALREADY

idk how like
im a new3fag im sorry iwish i could be more, i wish you could you e, im sirry dad

OK. That's good.
As long as you have been drinking, you should stay home.

I DONT KNOW HOW THE PICTURFE DISSIPATED I ISS WINDOWS 7

yeah i dont hope so, howre you guy?

Take another one, Click, Show in folder, move to your Sup Forums folder, profit

I'm OK!
I just stopped for some steak tacos on my way home from work.

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i love tacos oml id kill for a taco

the FUCKs ur problem.

Moar of those windchimes

Well, you've been drinking, so you should probably get some sleep and get some tacos tomorrow.

Had steak and potatoes for dinner, now enjoying a beer and skyping a chick from texas
Where's your face op

I DONT 8NDERSTAND

Shows your actual tits or kill yourself.

OH DAMN WHERE DO IN GET TACOS ON DEMAND IN CANDSA

Is that your cat?

show me your tits or kys

fuck i wish my bitches a bitch she hits me

get yourself on cam
> icanhazchat. com/tog

Ham planet detected

So can we see your feet or what ?

I don't know, I've never been to Canada.
You might go for some maple donuts tomorrow.
And a strong cup of coffee.

do hwat?

- a quote from a man inferior to all. Life is a competition

Hey I'm a drunk teen y holy fuck too much hornitps

doubt i can function enough to set up cam

i dont have feet

tim hortons amirite

what does this mean child

How about making a pie, that doesn't contain anything you are allergic to?

my cat hits me

i think maybe do that, like a lactose free, gluten free pie, now im excited, im all fired up now

>Having some drinks and bored and fuck

Lurkin

Tim Horton's sounds good.
Now get some sleep, and you'll feel better tomorrow.

just try camming. might as well

> Lactose free
> gluten free
> wants pie.

Kill yourself.

im going to pass out ive never been sondrunk tbhcamming what?

u first

>u first

Trust me, if I had to eat a lactose-free, gluten-free diet, suicide would definitely be on the cards

Just lie down and relax.
You should get some rest now, OK?

honestly i think im adhd too, but i dont wanna be a tublrina so ill let a doctor diagnose me

youre good, i love you, i hope you have a good day flower

More windchimes

How can you people be so dumb? This is a chat bot simulation of a human being. Hired out to plant Tom Horton's in our minds while you tip your fedoras.

more windchimes

Well, thank you! And the same to you!
Now get into bed and get comfy.
You really need to get some sleep, OK?

het u know u can buy 50 cnuggets for 35.50$ CAD ??? skype awesoe_person_that_rocks bc ur cool adn i made thar name when i was 12 luv u

u mean real windchimes???

Thanks!
I'm gonna get some sleep now, and you should too, OK?

y sisters chihuahua is verweight named jet and i feel bad for ths ti=hingn butnoka luv u

more windchimes

whats

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nocde dbs bb

is this advanced autism

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This is why we can't have nice things

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i have the spins

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nice dubs 77 and i like those tney soohnme

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More cat pics pls

>niceee

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the autism is strong in this thread

>96 replies
>zero tits
>m'ladys posting pictures of windchimes

This nigga roaring to get this bitxh to bed
Like got damn niggas thirsty af out here trying to get pussy man look nigga she dont want to get in bed wif u take that soggy erect penis of yours and just go bust a nut man. Shiiii botherin these kind young folks