ITT: We are all living in the same house

ITT: We are all living in the same house.

Who the fuck keeps leaving their filthy goddamn hair all over the soap?

This microwave is my microwave. If you try to microwave something ,then I was "about to use it." Fuck you.

I'll be in my room

goddamn hermit why don't you come downstairs and live a litle

>that captcha

sorry I keep jizzing in the toilet and not flushing

Because I hate it here!

it was meant to be

shitter's clogged

Jesus Christ who took in the fucking refugee? If he's not on the lease than all our fucking asses get busted

How can a floor be clogged?

I farted

there's a hole in it but you idiots keep missing it

literally everything has a hole in it, you can't miss

will whoever drinks the last cup of coffee make some more next time?

We play cod together

WHO ATE THE LAST FUCKING PIECE OF CAKE????

if anyone needs me, i'm in the cow room

the cake was a lie, nigger

i didn't know we had a cow room

Hey asswhole. Id appreciate it if you would take the disc out when your done playing.. not everybody plays cod. And also, wash your fucking refugee. Jesus.

who the fuck bought infinite warfare you nigger faggot

Ye. like your dick, coon. Just don't eat my food.

When you guys wake up before me can we all not slam the cabinet doors as hard as we can some people are trying to sleep

I bought another cow

Got the wrong guy, pal. I play Bf1. You piece of shit. Were still waiting on your share of the rent, you neet bumpkin.

He bites me when I bathe him

Do not ask questions on why we are holding a middle-school after-school program in the basement.

pls

Hey guys we are lookin for some of you

hhey that's my wife

it's next to the nurses quarters

fucking refugee

Sorry this is dogo, no one here but me

I'll stop slamming cabinet doors when you stop snoring.

Hi I have two Hawaiian pizzas and a garlic bread with coke, that will be $29.99 plus tip

i told you i was in the cow's room

Who the fuck ordered pizza?

GUYS THE PIZZA MAN IS HERE

HOLY FUCKING SHIT ITS GODZILLA

Don't forget to tip sir

did godzilla order the pizza i swear that bitch always makes me pay for his shit

First you have to dare the meat danglers maze of despair. Also Christmas decor is up everyone

I'm gonna go hang myself in the closet so I can never come out
Fuck you guys you pieces of shit are the reason I'm doing this
Eat my fucking food, drink my fucking beer, play my fucking video games, jerk off with my fucking lotion, cum in my socks
This is fucking BULLSHIT

Okok. Cmon cheer up. Wanna smoke some weed? I found some of the other guys stash..

hey I'll take the socks afterwards if you dont need them

Not me.

I farted again

Hey this ain't so bad man, thanks

AND NOW YOURE DOING MY DRUGS TOO??
Whatever fuck it you can find me hanging in the closet peace out niggers

STOP STREAMING GAY PORN I'M TRYING TO PLAY COD

There's room at the dinner table for everyone. Why doesn't anyone come down for dinner anymore? Are yall sick of my flower spaghetti or is it because I'm autistic

I can't smell it anyway

no. it is cow shit. we don't have bullshit here

the hole in the floor is for shitting? oh... I guess i've been doing it wrong

MOOOOM user'S BULLYING ME AGAIN

>implying it isn't both

cod IS gay porn

Hi I'm anons girlfriend, do you know if he's home

I swear to fucking god, instead of eating my fucking food you can just ask me you fucking cunts. I would gladly share, but taking my shit isn't cool.

Shut the fuck up kid your mom's busy ;^)

Dude you gotta warn us before you start hotboxing the house. Some of us run a business...in gta online

>a hole is a hole

Excuse us but do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and savior Jesus Christ?

this dog just showed up at the door idk what to do with him

Shut the fuck up and go buy more Doritos for me you fat fuck

alright, who left their cardboard cutout outside and the door open?

GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM THIS PLACE, WE WILL EAT YOU YOU FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUCKINGG
>MORMONS

We could fuck it?

Guys it's fine I'll make the turkey this year

no no we already have a goat let's not be greedy

Hey douchenuts, ill be right back, let mom know i left. What are your favorite kind?

I can hear you masturbating!

I'll come down for dinner. But I want to sit next to the window. I sweat when I eat. And also I'm a vegan.

yes he's a little....... butthurt right now

>good

There's some left over hotdogs in the kitchen if you're hungry now

NACHO CHEESE YOU FUCKING CASUAL REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

All ! ask is for a little help around here. Mike can't you pick up your fucking socks? Steve why are you always sitting on the arm of the sofa? Jamal, God damnit Jamal!!! Someone come and get this fucking refugee.

I'll stay in my room thanks. And whatever you hear do not open the door.

Oh shit. Sorry bro.
..wanna hit it?

can I have TWO weiners???

shar pei in pooper.. c'mon, its 4chom, we have standards to maintain

Alright, who's slave is in my bed?

When the rapture happens you'll regret it sir

hey who ever owns the toyota left their lights on. i think it's mike's car.

MIKE YOUR CAR IS OONN

That's a dog dumbass

Hey guys I'm running out for a bit, mind watching this till I get back?

I'm heating the spaghett for you guys
Need you to try some of this
Need you to try some of this spaghetti
Come downstairs I need you to try the spaghett

You've been in the bathroom for a fucking hour now, hurry up I need to shit

HEY YOU FUCKING ASSWAD IM JUST TRYING TO ACCOMMODATE MY FUCKING FAMILY JESUS FUCKING CHRIST YOULL BE LUCKY IF I EVEN GET YOUR KIND NOW YOU PRICK

Alright, who the absolute FUCK brought the fucking singles into this house? This is strictly a dubs house.

...

Mike your car and your socks!!!!

fuck you and your milk

OH GOD KEEP user AWAY FROM IT

Ye I'm with you. Sick and tired of finding crumbs when I come home.

Nah man get that sweet chili. I'm tired of eating all of user's nacho cheese doritos

FUCK waste of money then

it was my anus.

I have a strict no girls allowed policy. Why doesn't anyone respect me?