Guitar is the worst instrument ever created

guitar is the worst instrument ever created

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and what is the best instrument ever created OP?

the turntable

easy to transport harmony instrument that has shown a lot of versatility with electronic effects and amplification - what's not to love

fuck off

How many threads are you going to make and how ass blasted are you right now?

You misswrote, it's 'best instrument ever created, is the guitar.'.

Wrong. Its the accordion.

the melodica

Melodic and harmonic instrument that can actually be percussive instead of gayboy mallet instruments.

Wrong its the banjo

Do people actually do that in op's pic?

if you're any good no, if you're autistic probably

why does he have one on his thumb? extra grip on the neck or what?

This is the laziest bait thread ever created.

>not the theremin

>what's not to love
it's popular

>how to spot swine

OP uses those when he gives his butt body a prostate message

Psh, what a casual... Step up your game senpai.

*buddy

I HEARD

THAT YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS

HAVE SOLD YOU GUITARS

AND BOUGHT TURNTABLES

iommi does it

>trying to avoid callouses
but why?

YEAH I HEARD

THAT YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS

HAVE SOLD YOUR TURNTABLES

AND BOUGHT GUITARS

hat ot break it to you senpai, but playing instruments hasn't been popular for like 20 years.

on top of that people who play hick chords are the musical equivalent of that guy that put a spoiler on his 92 civic

This is the best instrument

>welcome to Sup Forums where playing an instrument is actually an insult
WEW

youtube.com/watch?v=yFjvzuPnmRU

i like it too
especially when mixed with shitty percussion samples

the catalog made these caps look like some kind of highlight to point out bad finger positioning

dont get wrong fampai if you dont play an instrument you arent a musician, but its true.

for 20 years it hasnt been cool to play, thats why all the losers like me are super good.

In reality, it's the triangle

fite me m8

This is.

An "instrument" that has produced more mediocrity than any other. Most of these hack bedroom "producers" don't even know what a bar or measure is.

>Afrojack liked the vocal line, but he wasn’t sure about the song’s structure. “It’s a thirty-second verse, a thirty-second pre-chorus, and a thirty-second chorus,” he said. “Is that right for a radio song?”

>“You don’t go by time,” Preston said. “You go by bars.”

>Afrojack cocked his head. “What’s ‘bars’?”

The democratization of music production was a mistake.

Forgot pic.

the worst instrument ever created is the human voice

the greatest instruments are the oboe and the duck organ

> tfw OP could play chords because they hurt his fingers

...

But it makes literally the best overall sound.

Fuck guitar and anyone who disagrees is WRONG!

Dude

wrong it's the kazoo

>best
1. computer
2. piano
3. electric guitar

>worst
1. cajón
2. mouth arp
3. accordion

This. The immense ease with which you can create the absolute most generic garbage fucking shit, so generic it needs a million sub-genres and various -waves and -cores to give itself any artificial distinction, has been solely cursed upon us by programs like FL Studio and Ableton. Just look at the abysmal Soundcloud threads, where almost everything is electric wubwub garbage.

Agreed
Although I think human voice is the ultimate instrument.

Are there any famous musicians who cant play any instruments? (Just know how to program stuff in daw)

>"I'm telling you man, it's great. You just hold down the arpeggiator, put a kick on every beat and a snare on the 2 and 4 and then you got yourself song goin"

Yeah, but he wouldn't if he had his actual fingers

Why?

>it's popular

so is the internet and yet here you are.

Why do we do it bros? Why do we fuck up our fingers for this thing?

This is sick though.

Wrong. It's the Hurdy gurdy.

Hijacking this thread to ask what's a good guitarist for an intermediate player? Learned on a Stagg classical and enjoyed it but it sounds fairly average when I'm strumming - I'd like something similar, but with a bit more body, if possible.

Because it's the only thing I love on this earth desu

harpsicord is the best

THIS

recorder

YEAH I HEARD

THAT YOU AND YOUR GUITARS

HAVE SOLD YOUR FRIENDS

AND BOUGHT TURNTABLES

>“What’s ‘bars’?”
JUST

t. Turny

It's good but the organ is better.