Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

Other urls found in this thread:

steamcommunity.com/id/DamnSquiddy
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

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Claim

Claimu!

look at this cutie :o

I see.

Yay! Sounds like something I could do with all of my free time.
How come you're still up, if I my ask?

Sure thing!
How've ya been Flan-Fam?
I've missed you!

Umi claimed

-hugs-

(Tali)
Or you could get someone really nice to do it for free.
If only people like that existed

*Hugs back*

you're a cuter cutie tho :o
I was gonna sleep actually but then I saw you and I really missed you ;-;

But SSG is good along with C9

I leave you all with a new thread. good night friends. /zzz/
also you're still a cutie patootie
i'd do it for free once...then it's up to you to maintain

She's part of band and orchestra! She is sexy, but she's not for lewd.

Adding rainmeter skins to it and finding new backgrounds.

カラミチーマス

Sleep time

Goodnight

>she is one of the waifus built for lewds sorry

can confirm band girls are the lewdests of lewds.

Best love live

I really missed you too.
You mean so much to me, klonata.

But they're korean. What's the point of being excited for them?

thanks nig

>not for lewd.
words you shouldnt say

still here

holy crackers

I do, but I don't have any games :o

and you mean a lot to me, I was telling fran about how much I like you right now ._.
interesting

What is ?

I just didn't want SKT to win twice in a row
No problem nigga it's true

SKT SKT SKT SKT SKT
I just really like crackers :o

Sowwy for late reply, kind-of went watching some animes and stuff forgot I was in the dead thread.
I am fine. Good to see someone misses me on here. How are you?

Ah, alright, sounds good then.

I didn't like the fact that it came down to 2 worlds winners. Like ugh. but if skt wins next year im not sure if I'm gonna bother watching worlds til faker retires.

Anyways Im off thrread now byeb bye

Bye Umi

That's a darn shame!

Aww, you're such a sweetheart!
I love you so much!

It's fine, I'm doing the same!
Glad to hear you're doing okay. And, of course I miss you, you mean a lot to me! I'm doing great! My belly's all full from eating so many Burgs.

AAAAH, DELET THIS.

I wanna get my desktop looking clean and purty

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can I add you?

we never added on disco :o

*big hugs*

looks like kyle LOL

Post discord invite

A lot? Are we talking about the same Flan? I mean I am ok with this. And what Burg did you have?

I just wanted to give you a heads-up so you don't confuse, I do not even think we talked much. Like a little bit before. If there is another Flan I need to know.

it is kyle

Well that sounds like a good idea, best throw in some Nonon then, and maybe a little Nui.

nah he's pretty handsome tbh
no :o

Claim

DO IT

nami go to bed
I'm not in it :o

kyle dick pics :o
Yeah, so, why are you such a huge autistic? I don't understand what you're doing in /waifu/, are you just here because everyone on /waifu/ is tierd up of your fucking shitty autism and whining about how you're such and oldfag, you were of whatever community, that gfur/ponies/loli/ shouldn't post in your board?
Why don't you get the fuck off here, you huge hypocrite. This is a waifu thread, but all you do is reply with random images from your stupid video game.

You're just a huge cunt who cares too much about internet and loves to make drama on /waifu/, the place where you behave like what you actually are, a huge fucking idiot and retard.

CLAIMED

Oh jeez, why is the discord so private

Sure, if you'd like!

-even greater hugs-

You're the Pete guy, right? If not, there's more than one flan.. You're pretty cool, regardless!
I had a delicious burger from this burger palace. Too drunk to remember what it was, but it was just so juicy. THey even let me cook the meat how I want!

Its there sekrit club

Who. are. you. quoting.

I'm not nami. I'm just some random user. I don't visit these threads often.

What would you do with/to your waifu to make her start develop love towards you?

I clearly quoted and i would go to the park with her ^_^

Give her some candy.

Oh so there is no confusion after all. Yes I am the Pete guy. Juicy burg... mmm I so need one right now. Good to see you are having fun.

Give her shrimp.

what's your username? :o

don't drink you're too young :(
post more bunnies then

You don't know how old I am!

I don't have an account yet...
What's your username?

Hug her. A lot. Because she needs all the help she can get. She is a misunderstood being.

Give her beer ?

>hug

that was missing from the list, thanks.

B U R G
Oh, okay. Good. I am having fun indeed, especially since you showed up! I've been wanting to catch up with ya a little.

steamcommunity.com/id/DamnSquiddy

shouldn't you be 18 if you're a senior? ;-;

Catch up on what? OwO'

Yes, I am 18.
I was only memeing.
Sending you an invite in a bit!

On getting to know you better, of course!

>making your waifu drunk so you can have easy time with her

that's not love

Oh that is fine by me. Your wife is such a derp, I love it!

I'm not making her drunk :( She just seems to like beer, I wouldn't abuse her

That's mine, actually.

Even took her on a date today.

She's a bit "special" you could say.
One of the silliest of the 2hus.

On that note, what are your hobbies?

You must be new

Nuh uh

And what kind of date?

Uh-huh.

A very lovely park. Very beautiful in the fall. Good for walking and sitting together on benches.

can't wait ^-^

don't be too reckless with friends still :o

Nein!

Nonsense, but that sounds cute.

Silly 2hu, love it. My hobbies you say? hmm... That will be my Pepsi bottle collection. I buy 1 liter of Pepsi like nearly every two days, and every time I finish it I just put it up somewhere in the room. My room/house needs cleaning tbh. I have like 20 bottles stacked in my night stand, 30 on my table, 20 in the kitchen, and about 400+ in the storage. I am not sure why I keep doing this. And for my other hobies is I like to watch and study human behaviour. All people are so different and that makes me interested in finding out their weak spots, their favorite stuff to do, their favorite food etc.
That would be for my hobbies. And feel free to ask me anything else. I am in a mood to answer stuff right now.

Ja!

It was very cute. But anyway we're getting ready to share some wine and do comfy things and fun things before bed so I'm off.

I honestly hate most of you faggots. I've used multiple personas and methods to destroy this community, but when your dicks are tied so tight together and up eachother, it's an effort not worth making. Disgusting and vile creatures is what you are become. Please, go outside or something and stop posting here 24 hours a day, every single day. Or at the very least, stop hugboxing. You are only hurting yourself and future social relationships in the real world.

Certainly Not.

Oki Doki, see ya phony.

pic

Kek.

Oh boy. PAX is over.
>used their internet to download games

Adorable 2hu, love it.
Those hobbies are all interesting, especially the bit about studying human behaviour. That is something I specialize in, so it's nice to have somebody to talk to about it. People do a ton of subtle things they tell a lot about what they're thinking. For instance, you can tell somebody is lying if they're avoiding eye contact when announcing, or covering their mouth, if even a little bit. Just food for though, really. The whole subject to me is intriguing! It's so complicated, I want to learn as much as I possibly can.

I'd love to stay and ask questions, but I'm in a state of fatigue at the current moment. We'll speak again soon, I promise.

For now, Take care!
and Gute Nacht!

Night! Will not keep you waiting and stuffs with my big reply. Cya

rope

sometimes surprised mods don't ban these

I'm going to better myself as a person.
Not for myself, but for her.
I want to be someone that she can be proud of to call her husbando.

hello all! can i get a couple (you)'s??? it's been a dark week.

You really should focus on bettering yourself, well, for yourself though. If it coincides with her interests or is beneficial then sure, just don't waste time on something that could be.

8===D

penis?

benis*

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Cirno claimu

oh... a dubs.
neat.

i'm drunk whew whats the best cutie waifus i have none ;-p

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Long time no see!