ITT: Best Tinder pick-up lines
>Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
ITT: Best Tinder pick-up lines
>Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
>hello
11/10 would fucc
You don’t need keys to drive me crazy.
Wanna fuck I will provide the cheap beer
>hello sir i pajeet can i suck your pussy
good one m8 guarantee 4 fucks
sirs don't have pussys rite
Crocodiles and alligators are considered dinosaurs.
kek no kisses for me m8
>wanna smash?
Be unique and different, say yes.
On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?
>Hi
>no response...
>WELL NO DICK FOR U
Kek
NUMBER
YOU
NOW
>aways works caveman style rocks yo
Holy shit, thats a good one
If you're autistic it is
autistic and overused.
Hey girl, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
Works every time kek
trips confirm
I'm 36.. used to be in shape, but now I'm fat.
You're so cute I can't wait to make you burn when you pee
ayy you must be less than 90 degrees because you are acute
ayy are you a washing machine cos i want to put a dirty load in you
"A kiss makes my whole week, anal makes my hole weak" i once read that on a girl
Hahahaha yup are one nasty boy pajeet!
I'm gonna use this. Should I post responses
Ayy girl, you play Pokémon? Cuz i'd like to catch a peekachu asuuuuuh