ITT: Best Tinder pick-up lines

ITT: Best Tinder pick-up lines

>Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?

>hello

11/10 would fucc

You don’t need keys to drive me crazy.

Wanna fuck I will provide the cheap beer

>hello sir i pajeet can i suck your pussy

good one m8 guarantee 4 fucks

sirs don't have pussys rite

Crocodiles and alligators are considered dinosaurs.

kek no kisses for me m8

>wanna smash?

Be unique and different, say yes.

On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?

>Hi

>no response...

>WELL NO DICK FOR U

Kek

NUMBER
YOU
NOW

>aways works caveman style rocks yo

Holy shit, thats a good one

If you're autistic it is

autistic and overused.

Hey girl, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Works every time kek

trips confirm

I'm 36.. used to be in shape, but now I'm fat.

You're so cute I can't wait to make you burn when you pee

ayy you must be less than 90 degrees because you are acute

ayy are you a washing machine cos i want to put a dirty load in you

"A kiss makes my whole week, anal makes my hole weak" i once read that on a girl

Hahahaha yup are one nasty boy pajeet!

I'm gonna use this. Should I post responses

Ayy girl, you play Pokémon? Cuz i'd like to catch a peekachu asuuuuuh