ITT: Best Tinder pick-up lines
>Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
ITT: Best Tinder pick-up lines
Jordan Ramirez
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Robert Baker
Thats quite solid actually
Lucas Smith
On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?
Kevin Johnson
kek
Aaron Lee
this is gold xD
Jason Cook
"I'm a convicted sex offender."
Works for me at least.
Jaxson Turner
XD!!!!!
Elijah Watson
ikr xDDD
Samuel Brooks
i accidentally just told all my friends that you were my girlfriend.. so we should probably get together soon
Austin Rodriguez
holy fuck that's relevant
Aaron Roberts
Birds are dinosaurs
Daniel Gutierrez
>2016
>still retarted af
Jordan Wood
perfection
Nathaniel Kelly
can i smell your next 3 shits?
Bentley Richardson
gun try dis out becus we ouchea negro obamor!!!1
Brody Jones
Rekt
Leo Taylor
boomp
Jaxon Taylor
Sit on my face and I'll eat my way to your heart.
Adam Adams
newscientist.com
Learn2science
Hudson Torres
Are you a nigger because you just stole my heart
Leo Scott
As 1 we are weak but together we can be a mighty faggot
Hunter Carter
North Korea
Lucas Watson
I'll be there in 15 minutes to destroy that ass like it's 1950
Brandon Sanchez
I'll kiss you just once on the lips, then I'll move up to your waist
Evan Sullivan
Can I tongue punch your fartbox
Zachary Roberts
Do you like Wendy's? Cause you gonna love it when dees nuts are slapping your face
Ian Garcia
How do you know when a match is a bot.
Mine is if they ask for skype on the second message, or their profile is blank.
Jaxson Gonzalez
LOL
Andrew Hall
>Has anyone ever compared you to gasoline? cause even though you expensive I'd still pump you in my van
>girl are you from Iraq? Cause you should Baghdad ass up
Brody Fisher
They do. They're called avian dinosaurs and they're birds
Christopher James
It's explosive not expensive you fucking retard
Wyatt Wilson
Currently in action
Isaac Sullivan
...
Chase Cox
Then you reply, "smart and beautiful"
Brody Moore
A true hero for the cause
Isaac Scott
Female Chris Farley minus the drugs but with all of the problems. Looking for my David Spade.
Jonathan James
top zozzle
Sebastian Clark
Aaaaaand she deleted me... man some guys just can't get a break
John Bell
...
Grayson Young
Tinder bitches really are that easy
Chase Edwards
Women are only difficult to get if you make it difficult for yourself. If you're above a 6 or 7 but display confidence, slight cockiness and are direct they will do whatever you want at least 4 times out of 5.
Robert Martin
nice blurrying xD
Adam Evans
yeah i just realized it, but fuck it
Charles Richardson
POES SNAAAAAKS!!
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Brandon King
Sup Forums hasn't quite lost it yet.
Robert Foster
Your name doesn't happen to be Archer, right?
Adam Hall
Close. Allen
Dominic Carter
Getting a girl from Tinder to meet isn't always that easy. Plenty of them give out numbers but never meet.
Landon Watson
tinder is mostly about looks. if you arent getting hookups, youre prob not that good looking
Bentley Gutierrez
To bad she is a moron
Kayden Lopez
xxxxDDDDD
Alexander Edwards
Justin Wright
faggot
Henry Morris
Says the guy who doesn't know when to use 'too' or 'to'.
Juan Smith
english is not my first language
Jaxson Ward
>2016
>referencing simpsons
Colton Myers
>Hey girl, my dick is like a Revolver
>Not very long