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daily reminder brits read your comments with an accent
anti-semite
uncle bulgaria :)
me mummy
if /brit/ was a curry then the yanks would be the naan bread
He's not going to be pleased.
>yank flag
>pol image
>shit edition
why does he look like borat
fuck off pajeet, no one knows what that is
mopping up the leftovers?
literally every brit knows what naan bread is you silly fucking yank twat
fuck off with your enchiladas and tacos juan
the actor who plays borat is a kike
the actor who did Borat is Jewish
>hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy reference
the difference between a yank and a brit
haha lads haha lads lads haha haha lads
>lads
difference between a rorke and a good goy
the gf
does anyone here actually like canadians? always seem to be throwing a fit about us
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alri en laz
>fuckin sassenachs
Watching Voyager lads.
going to bed, too many yanks are up
>Yanks don't eat curry
Hmm. Do other white countries like it as much as us? Feel sorry for anyone who can't just nip down the high street and get a cheeky lamb rogan josh, some chutney and a nice warm naan for tea.
don't see myself ever having a gf
VERY lonely life ahead of me
>close 'friend' tags everyone but me in a humorous post
never liked the ginger cunt anyway
it's pretty funny that curry is britain's national dish
t. middle class white boi
Indians are integrated and hate Muslims
how come there are so few jews compared to every other race?
surely with their intellect they should have completely conquered the middle east centuries before muhammad was a glint in the goat fucker's eye
Chinese and SEA food is more popular so far as "Asian" shit is concerned, especially thai and viet food has been the big meme for years now
going to the birmingham balti triangle
anyone want 'owt?
>Harold Shipman's last meal was a chicken korma. His last words were: "You know I could murder a naan."
nope, very British thing
just be yourself?
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theres a neighbourhood here with a lot of curries and its like bricklane with the indian restaurants literally next to each other
they understand the utility of being a eternal victim
maybe he just didn't want other people knowing he associates with you
>The Balti Triangle is an area of Balti houses clustered along Ladypool Road, Stoney Lane and Stratford Road, to the south of Birmingham city centre, in the United Kingdom. It covers parts of Sparkbrook, Sparkhill and Balsall Heath.
>This area probably contains Birmingham's highest concentration of Balti restaurants, as well as some of the oldest to be found in Britain. Birmingham is the birthplace of the Balti curry
Here you can get a decent Indian everywhere. In my small 98% white town there are like five Indian takeaways.
There's literally a dozen Indian restaurants within walking distance of my childhood home.
would be nice
I like curries but the best ones here are overpriced hipster shit or ultra-white washed and not spicy with shit like cheese naan
in a small 98% white town in canada there would be nothing but boston pizza tier chains and maybe a diner or something, and a shitty overpriced italian place for the few people that consider themselves posh in town
brum mentioned
gf
this gave me an indian virus. thanks dickhead
What would life be like if you went back in time and killed baby Muhammed?
What if you killed baby Abraham (or whoever imagined him) or Moses?
Necrophiliac rights when
the north
>Indians are integrated and hate Muslims
*nips down the high street and get a cheeky lamb rogan josh, some chutney and a nice warm naan*
>Birmingham is the birthplace of the Balti curry
mental
Lads. How do people with crooked eyes or lazy eyes see properly? Surely everything must be weird and blurry, but they're very rarely wearing anything corrective.
>ink stain on my teak table
FUCK
used to live just off of it
food for thought: it's nowhere near a mile long
*quotes some incoherent gangsta rap nonsense about money and bitches from some hip-hop tape I heard donkeys years ago believing I'm actually quoting Martin Luther King*
*glances to the sky wiping away an inspirational tear from my eye*
*NAACP Annual Awards Ceremony audience stare at me in jaw-dropped horror*
saw a guy in morrisons a few years back and he had a t shirt that said "is it still necrophilia if theyre twitching?" was howling
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any of you southampton lads able to confirm that this is what clubbing there is like?
sounds like a right adventure
fucking ULCER RIGHT on the inside of my FUCKING mouth makes eating ANYTHING absolutely HELLISH
might just starve myself until it fucks off, this is shite
Yanks don't eat lamb lmfao
what does lassi taste like
gotta be a peshwari naan though lad
it's only teak, calm down
wore a shirt that said "is it still necrophilia if theyre twitching?" in morrisons a few years back and some autist was loving it
even if you killed Muhammad I think things would have exploded anyways
Arabs had been migrating out and conquering areas for years before, Muhammad just unified them and gave them a divine cause to fight for beyond petty warlord bickering.
its like killing Attila or something and thinking it would stop the German migrations
>get this song stuck in my head youtube.com
>look him up on wikipedia
>hanged himself 2 years ago
lads.....
too late I've ordered now
yank food sucks!!!! the food in britain is way better!!!
very nice actually, our morrisons here in leeds is large enough that they sell about 7-10 different varities
tights?
swish salt water
Its like manny chinatown. Just a smaller knockoff of things you'd see in bigger cities
SAD
1 (You) and i'll post a picture of my curry in 5 minutes
>Attila
>German
The only historical figure that you could kill and make the world worse is Jesus, to be quite honest.
Mad. I remember when that song came out after I watched him on that Rock School program with a washed up Gene Simmons.
>Muhammad
>Arab
he was Irish
wew, she's peng!
revolting and too much effort
not eating is way easier
what if you killed whoever is responsible for Judaism?
YANK FOOD SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!
eya
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yes please
5 (You)s and I'll down a glass of water
mango flavoured yop
this
I think Muhammad was a good bloke desu and have no issues with violence being necessary
i wonder if the next gta will be set in the modern day or the past
i reckon the past because the geopolitical climate right now is too delicate and divisive to tastefully parody
the so-called "ulcer-right"
>yankniggers
well hello, reddit