You just woke up and are brushing your teeth in the bathroom before school

You just woke up and are brushing your teeth in the bathroom before school

Your big brother comes in and shows you think

What do lads

Test thickness with my hand

ask to touch

Beta mother fucker. You don't ask. You just suck.

Say "gross big bro, put that away..." in a joking way, at the same time putting my hand on it and slowly "push" it away (move my hand from his balls up to the head). Linger my hand on his tip and look up, it's his move now.

/thread/

>shows you think
Get fuck off, retarded minor.

Suck it.

Stick my penis in it

Tell him we'll settle this in the ring!

Do what I do every day when this happens. Drop to my knees and suck

Finger the pee hole

any porn starting like this?

>tip my fedora
>turn 360°
>walk away

Rub his big balls through his briefs. "Dude you need to empty those"

He pushed me down to have it right in front of my face

I pull it out and rub the mushroom head all over my face, getting precum all over

I start kissing and licking the bottom of his huge head

>But you would just walk into it retard

So you really suck your brother dick?

>implying me and my brother don't suck and fuck each other like rabbits almost every day

I like it when he screams for me to stop and I don't. He likes it hard and rough.

>newfag detected

You should feel like a stupid faggot.

...

>What do lads

Wonder how my non-existent big brother became real and walked into the bathroom.

Degenerate.

How did this start?

anyone wanna be my straight big brother? I'm a boy

Do you swallow?

You could've just walked away and forgotten about this instead of making it look like you're a retard as a joke.

unzip dick

well if you're my big brother you could probably make me do anything you want, right?

hello newfag

"Dude wtf? CUP CHECK!"
*Kick him in the genitals*
"see ya later, NERD!"

But thats not any fun now is it

My brother and I used to fight a lot. We never do anymore. It's a bonding experience imo.
If you have a sibling I recommend it

post a thread on Sup Forums to remind me about my insecurity

fuck, i don't have a brother. Does a sister count? that would be odd

please?

I guess...

Ask him what the fuck is he doing

I love the dick and all but I'm not attracted to my siblings, even though they are very attractive.

I'd press my face into that big sperm sack