ITT: Movies you want but probably wont come anytime soon

ITT: Movies you want but probably wont come anytime soon.


The last stand of Rome against the barbarian Hordes

Roosevelt and Rondon's expedition down the River of Doubt

William's conquest of England

Would've said this but apparently there's one from 1948

There was no single last stand, and it took many many years.

a tarzan movie

That isn't a thing that happened

That never happened though, it was a slow process, and you realize the "barbarian" who finally deposed the last emperor was the guy in charge of the Roman army at the time and his troops where equipped using roman funds.

Suttree

Hey, let the stormfronters dream of their last stand against brown people.

so fictional history movie?

Mass Effect: First Contact War

Honestly I think a live adaptation of Dorohedoro directed by Snyder would be pretty neat.

>Gallic invaders
>brown

>What are anologies

Robert Burns biopic

Neuromancer.

I honestly have no fucking clue how it hasn't already been made, but there sure as hell aren't any plans on the horizon either.

Berserk by Mel Gibson

Wrong Rome faggot.

And there never was a final stand in 476, Rome fell with a whimper, not a bang. For that, see May 29th 1453.

Rome's sacks were not very dramatic affairs.

A film about aliens coming to Earth for their perspective set in caveman times. Like the aliens are super smart but the cavemen are dumb as fuck but brutal so a few cavemen hunt the aliens for food and accidentally start a war and the aliens are meticulously planning their attack but the cavemen have no idea what's going on. Then the war happens but the cavemen don't know that it's a war or have any concept of war but they fight anyway and somehow win and there's like super intelligent aliens giving some poetic final words in the arms of their friends just before some dumb sub human ass guy clubs them to death. Then at the end some cave bro draws the events of the war on a cave wall and it forwards to thousands of years in the future and some dick sucker kid is looking at it in a museum and he's like "these guys are so dumb. Aliens don't exist you idiots." but little did the kid know that the cavemen saved the Earth from invasion and their acts ensured that life as we know it could happen

fund it

I've always wanted to see/do re-telling of the Decline & Fall of the Roman Empire but set in the future. A series that follows the greatest bastion of refined civilization slowly crumbling under the weight of its own burden. A once preeminent power that is hollowed by its own decaying society, by the neverending hordes of techno-barbarians & by the perpetual designs of the cunning but effete easterners.

>Rome's sacks were not very dramatic affairs.

Why can't Byzaboos just kill themselves already?

The Hobbit directed by prime Jackson

more like The Hobbit if the studio actually gave Jackson the same amount of time for preproduction as they gave him for LotR

They already made that movie. Its called "Fetih"

You would love Asimov's Foundation series.

There's supposed to be a HBO adaption, but nothing on it yet.

more like The Hobbit if the studio didn't turn a 300 page book into three fucking movies jam-packed with stupid horseshit

>brown people
>literally whiter than the Romans

I understand that Sup Forums is retarded but,,,

Proper Victorian War of the Worlds

>Turk propaganda

No thanks, I'd like something a bit closer to the truth.

You don't know anything about truth.

fuck off to/pol/ with your shit

Nada the lily, but such a thing would never happen, not in this world.

John Milton's Paradise Lost

6 movies each over 3 hours long.

>Portrays Constantinople as some sort of golden city filled with gold and wealth
>Portrays Constantine XI as a hedonist
>The Emperor doesn't die fighting
>Mehmed doesn't lead his troops during the siege.

I want a romanticized epic of the wrath of God on a holy journey to cleanse Jerusalem from the Saracen blasphemers.

Just unapologetic Deus Vult propaganda.

Requirements:
$200k budget
Can't be longer than 97 minutes.

WEEEEEEE

Jackson had years and years to do it. It's just MGM kept starting and stopping production until Guillermo Del Taco, who was supposed to direct, walked off the project to go make Pacific Rim.
Then Jackson had to step up, change all the work that had gone into making Del Toro's movie into his own and he never really gave half as much of a fuck as he did making Lord of the Rings and it shows in the final product.

>$200k budget
>just enough budget to make Ian McKellan put on his robe and wizard hat and then immediately take them off again.

I hope to God your response stems from actually having read it. It would be the cheapest option among most of the wishes in this thread.

Holy cow, that sounds great. Give it to Bay or Liman and get a kino for the ages

A $500 epic adaptation of the Judge Dredd saga, "The Apocalypse War" about the nuclear showdown with the Soviets.

Micheal Bay's adaptation/assraping of Neon Genesis Evangelion.

I want to see The Iliad, The Odyssey, and The Aeneid all done as a high budget miniseries. Each season could be a new book.

>This will happen one day when Anno is forced to pay his gambling debts to the Yakuza yet again
i'll have a good laugh

After 3.0, I'm convinced Anno loves watching his fans suffer as much as I do.
Don't get me wrong, I actually like Eva. I just like watching its fans shit themselves inside out after every one of the new movies.

A movie about the Civil War that accurately portrays the brilliance, gallantry and chivalry of the Confederate army and its leaders. I fear that in 5 years time we'll have a movie about the Confederacy that depicts Lee as a ruthless Hitler-type rather than the gentleman he was.

You don't have to pretend slavery was a good thing to fight for or that the world would be better if the Confederates won, but the Confederate army is the finest army per capita this country has ever produced, and one of the finest armies to ever fight in any war.

>You don't have to pretend slavery was a good thing to fight for or that the world would be better if the Confederates won, but the Confederate army is the finest army per capita this country has ever produced, and one of the finest armies to ever fight in any war.
>t. traitor scum

Leave not a rebel alive.

Slavery was a good thing to fight for for them

Why do yankees think Sherman is some southern trigger?

>the civil war was about slavery meme
Never gets old

Not a movie buttttt:

HBO, Starz, or whatever making a good, mature, historically accurate crusades kinovision series. I'd also settle for something like Generation War except in the Pacific theater

Dune

But I didn't imply such reductivity. Nor I am anti-South. Slavery was a great thing for them is merely stating the obvious.

Fund it yourself.

But it was for the South.
If you try to say "state's rights" then you literally know nothing, Jon Snow.

that has shitty romances and bad plot lines

>it was a great thing for the South
Lmao, bet you think slavery was profitable

It was their entire economy.
And the reason they never had a chance against the North, who had all the manufacturing, railroads and manpower.

This.
Drunk lit fag here (is there any other kind?)

Paradise is fucking perfect for a modern TV/movie arc.

Fucking Milton the arrogant faggot he was started with an in media res.
Who the fuck did that back in the 17th century?

He did and it just so happens that modern movies masturbate over that type of shit.

Start with Satan falling and go from there.
Hell you can even jerk off the homo viewers with Beelzebub and Satan's relationship

Try stronger bait next time

TED KACZYNSKI BIOPIC WHEN?

This senpai

>The last stand of Rome against the barbarian Hordes
It never happened.

>>>tumblr

Michael Shannon's getting too old so they've missed their chance.

Everyone's trying to be serious as Fuck and this user rolls in with this blockbuster, made me tear up with laughter. Would watch.

how do you even set a fire in a city that is all stone and marble?

Almost everything was wood.
Don't believe the propaganda.

Even the marble shit was supported by wood.

The apartment complexes were almost always wood.
Rome was a big fucking city.
Even if the good shit was 100% marble, the rest was wood and straw.
You don't make three story tall apartment buildings out of marble for the plebs.
You make it out of wood

>Ottoman artillery that close to the walls
this pic is triggering my autism

Only history amateurs don't like the Byzantines.

A movie about Bismark unifying Germany.

A movie about the greatest actor in history.

A good 40k movie, The Lord Inquisitor looks decent but well find out in 2017