You faggots will argue over anything

You faggots will argue over anything

What's the only right way to cut a sandwich?

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>cutting your sandwiches

Diagonal, there is no other option.

>Not using proper bread

>implying

This honestly

What is this faggotry!?! Cut it left to right, dumbfucks!

Your all in 5th grade

I havent cut a sandwich in yrs.

Why dirty a knife?

>implying implications

i always put one above the other and eat it without cutting

This guy is right, thread over.

Well actually there are multiple options. We're debating here which one of the options is, as OP is putting it, "the only right way". Stating that there is only one option is not contributing to the discussion.

Propper bread best bread

Depends on the sandwich

>eating a mutilated sandwich
kill yourselves jewfags

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>cutting a sandwich
What are you, a third-grader? Eat the whole thing, you putz.
>and that better be 100% whole-wheat bread

only gaylord fagtard sissy cockgargling negroids need to cut their bread.

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Less sandwich stuff falls out while eating if you cut it first. Or it falls out while cutting it. Just makes it more manageable.

Very easy


Diagonal, only time you need to cut it vertically is if you want to completely equally split it between two peeps

>less sandwich stuff falls out
NONE of it will fall out if you don't eat like a barbarian. Goodness, the way people eat and live....I wonder how they do it.

Why would you wan't to cut sandwich you fucktard?

which ever way is preferable to the eater.

>cutting sandwiches
lmao faggots kill yourselves

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peanut butter and jelly cut triangle-ways, other sandwiches cut down the middle, rectangles-like

>proper bread

Only faggots and children cut their sandwiches

Because mom will clean it.

you dont cut a sammich, thats what bitches are here for.

My mother liked to give us "doors and windows" (quartered vertically and horizontally).

this

Sideways for easier storage in a lunch box, diagonal for easier eating

Diagonal

idk, i'm not a faggot with tiny hands who needs sandwiches in a more manageable child size

diagonal

this

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Neither because I'm not six years old