My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
What has happened to Sup Forums. Even half a year ago things were different. Things were constantly changing. If you didn't go on Sup Forums for a couple of days, you would miss out on something. There would be something new you didn't understand. There were truly epic threads. Now, you could be gone a week and it would be the same. There's some "you laugh, you lose" threads which have the same old shit. There's some motivational poster threads which have the same old shit. And there's camwhores who claim they will deliver (but don't) if we count to 10. And we can't even prove that they won't because of people bitching about them. There are shit copypastas all over the board. "Shit was so cash" and all the rest. There is no original content anywhere. For all you know, this post that I'm typing right now could be a copypasta in a few days. >tl;dr: Sup Forums has stopped changing.
Eli Reed
Hi hungry. Im dad
Julian Reed
Thanks a lot dickhead
Benjamin Reed
You look good in blonde.
Adrian Diaz
Hey Jedi faggots,
My name is Anakin and I hate every single one of you. All of you are over critical, nerf herder, "diplomats", who spend every day meditating and "not getting involved". You never listen, and you won't let me take the trials. I'm way ahead of you, I know the force. I got more midiclorians than Yoda. Senator Palpatine thinks I'm the best and could be a Jedi master. I'm getting some sweet senator pussy (shit was SO cash). Some day I'm gonna be in charge and I will make it so no one can die. You'll see.
if you think Sup Forums was good 6 months ago weren't here a 6/7 years ago. Sup Forums has been collapsing into the giant prolapsed asshole of the internet for a while.
Hunter Stewart
lmao fucking pathetic trying to brag like that. nice job posting your info, anonymous will fuck you up. kill yourself fag.
Dominic Anderson
RON PAUL. THE REAL FUCKEN JOHN IS HERE.
I am sick of you FUCKING BITCHES calling my house every night at 3am asking for "BATTLETOADS" and sayin' the STUPID FRESH PRINCE THING. The thing is, I really do hate you fat losers who have to make up stupid lies in order to feel good about themselves, you’re all right about that. Why don’t you just try washing your face and changing your flannel shirt once in awhile and maybe you wont keep getting your IRL ass kicked by guys like me and bean called “faggot” by girls like this (my bitch).
So fuck you all for putting words in my mouth, I know I’m not perfect yet, but I’m on my way. Go back to watching star trek and playing Mario or some stupid shit, I’ll be at the beach getting HIT ON by chicks that you couldn’t even imagine let alone meet in real life.
Stop posting my picture.
- John
Michael Morales
What has happened to Sup Forums. Even half a year ago things were different. Things were constantly changing. If you didn't go on Sup Forums for a couple of days, you would miss out on something. There would be something new you didn't understand. There were truly epic threads. Now, you could be gone a week and it would be the same. There's some "you laugh, you lose" threads which have the same old shit. There's some motivational poster threads which have the same old shit. And there's camwhores who claim they will deliver (but don't) if we count to 10. And we can't even prove that they won't because of people bitching about them. There are shit copypastas all over the board. "Shit was so cash" and all the rest. There is no original content anywhere. For all you know, this post that I'm typing right now could be a copypasta in a few days. >tl;dr: Sup Forums has stopped changing.
Logan Ward
Time stamp faggot
Thomas Scott
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Josiah James
Seriously this is here EVERYDAY..i wonder if this guy knows how obsessed Sup Forums is with him..
Ayden Wright
Make Sup Forums great again.
Jordan Parker
OP you are really a dumbass. First off, you assume everyone is so bad. Let me point out your flaws. First, you said you were pretty much perfect. If that were so, you wouldn't brag about it, you would be humble and not attempt to gain attention from "no-life’s who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures." Second, you said we do nothing else than look at things on Sup Forums and the internet. There again you are wrong retard. I in fact only go on Sup Forums when i have absolutely nothing else to do. I (and I assume at least several others on here) have friends. By assuming that we are all people with no lives you once again prove your idiot ways to us- you cannot grasp a concept that people with lives can also use the internet. Third, if you are trying to prove to Sup Forums that you are perfect, at least type properly. "but you all take to a whole new level." You forgot a fucking 2 letter word. Fourth, A's are not that hard to get in high school dumbass. It's not a sign of intelligence, but an ability to listen. Good job for using something that everyone can do. Go to /sci/ and get your mind raped by some actual intelligence. There you go; I just wanted to you about how wrong you really are. With all honesty, I really don't give a shit what you say only wrote this because it’s fun as hell to rant to dumbasses. Next time, go tell someone who actually cares.
PS. I saw that pic on Google images and it most definitely isn't you faggot.
