*coughs twice*

*coughs twice*

*akwardly picks up a magazine"

Looks back and forth between the clock and news channel playing.

...

"Is anyone else having a deja vu?"

*takes off coat and hangs it on the coat stand in the corner off the waiting room*
*then proceeds to sit down on one of the chairs*

*heavy breathing due to obesity*

*farts silently*

*but violently*

ALLAHU AKBAR!!!!!!

ALLAH AKBAR

*eyes glued to phone*

*dies quietly*

*Pretending im using my smarthphone even when i have no data

Sniffles loudly

"So do you wait here often gorgeous?"

When did Sup Forums become twitter?

*scrolls through reddit*

*akwardly crosses legs to hide random boner*

* saunter over to the water cooler, awkwardly fidgit with the paper cone cup infront of everybody, fill the cup up with that ice cold water, it always taste fucking magical, and the paper they make the cup out of taste good as well for some reason *

HI GUYZ WHUTS GOIN ON IN THIS WAITING ROOM????

"Checking out that young teenage girl with daddy next to her".

*Waiting to go to the bathroom*

Ignoring the creep checking me out.

*stumble through doors with a full AV cart featuring GameCube, TV, 4 controllers, and Mario kart. Proceed to clumsily search for a free wall outlet to plug it all in.*

>tfw actually do this when I go to doctor

*overtly trying to sound interesting talking to someone on cell phone*

Start to violently throw up green stuff while trying to shove it all back into my mouth in hopes no one noticed

Quiet in here, eh lads?

SSHHHH!

*mumbles in sleep*
IT WAS THE FUCKIN FRENCH!
*continues mumbling*

*Silently gets dubs*

*tuts dissaprovingly*

Sure is Sir

WIKI WIKI WIKI PUHTANG PUHTANG WOOLOOLOO WOOLOOLOO WOOLOOLOO WOOLOOLOO WOOLOOLOO JEWS DID 91/1
NIGGERS TONGUE MY ANUS

*quietly checks trips*

*Whips out 1911 and shoots in the face twice*

Kek

*wakes up*

uh... had no.7752 been called?

*unblocking and blocking phone back and forth because don't know what to do,,

>Stairs at the ground with teary eyes.

So... Trump or Hillary?

*comes in and slav squats*

*rips a silent but deadly*

*shuffles and spreads legs to unstick balls from my leg*

watch some porn in my corner and forget to mute that shit

*clears throat an unnecessary amount of times*

*looks around to make sure nobody sees me check em*

*Desperately needs to adjust balls*
*Sits still in agony to avoid awkward moment*

"no"

*nudges arm of And offers a cough drop*

ALLAH AKBARRRR

>See cute girl at the corner of my eye
>Think to myself, "ayyy, i have never taken a creepshot before"
>gets out phone
>takes photo
>flash was on
>Fuck, drops phone
>crouches down to pick up phone, spaghetti falls out of pocket
>attempt to catch the spaghetti mid air clumsily
>falls
>spaghetti is all over my white shirt.
>wave at cute girl
>see she is staring at the spaghetti on my shirt
>"Does she want it?" I thought "This is my moms spaghetti, its important to me, but so is she"
>Walks over to cute girl
>gets erection at the thought of this cute girl slurping all the spaghetti off of my shirt
>she sees my erection through my trousers
>she vomits on her sweater
>"There vomit on her sweater already??!" I thought
>"Want some of my mums spaghetti?" I said
>"Mom's spaghetti" she said
>My knees got weak, arms heavy turns out this bitch is a witch, moms spaghetti.

*starts massaging dick to your failure of a mute button*

Can you find op in the waiting room?

[pulls out dick and starts wanking to receptionist's big ol' tittes]

*opens up phone and furiously post something on tumblr saying im internally oppressed by the pig man spreading in front of me*

close the open window because nobody died from stink but many died from freezing.

ah ok then.


anyone in here mind if i smoke?

>and the paper they make the cup out of taste good as well for some reason
Are you me?

"my son has asthma you fuck"

hive mind

*gets loud dubs*

HMPPPH

fine, ill go outside.
call me when no.7752 is called.

CALLING #7752

*fart as loud as I can*

*hasn't even made it out the door*

would you look at that.

guess its my lucky day

*smirks slyly*
*pulls katana out of ass*
*begins to bleed out all over my chair*
*remember I came here because I got a katana shoved into my ass*

Your medical insurance card is out of date

SORRY #7743

>walk in
>watch around for a free chair
>see this last seat right near this fouriously coughing old man
>internal conflict because i don't want to get even more ill but don't want to look weird standing infront of the magazine table
>pretend to get a call and walk out until the next one comes out
>go back in and realize there are 2 free seats near the old sick fuck now
>what do?

Frequently checking my phone every 20 seconds hoping something would happen.

this is the uk, we don't get those doc.
don't play games with me.

but it seems im out of luck.

remember to call me if no.7752 is called

Now calling number #775...
...
HEY JIM! IS THE PRINTER OUT AGAIN? I CAN'T TELL IF THAT'S A 2, 3 OR A FIVE!

I'm sorry but it seems we ran out of basic medical supplies. Please come back when the government decides to send more funding to us.

>404
>healthcare not found

i take some creepshots of the woman in stockings at the opposite wall reading a book leg crossed and open a bread "creeps i took right now"

ill let 2 and 3 go first, they have probably been here longer.

well shit, looks like i'm gonna have these in me forever then

I'm sorry but there are currently 5000 poor refugees ahead of you my fellow citizen. You will just have to wait for them to receive their treatment first and hope there are enough supplies to treat your illness

sorry who's car is the blue bmw convertible? my daughter opened the car door a lil quick

*kicks a guy off his chair*

just *sighs* give me some pliers, ill take the bullet out myself.

*brings in his 7 year old son who goes straight to the bathroom and starts slamming the door over and over and over then screaming about how he wanted mcdonalds instead of burger king*

excuse me, who is last?

Are you kidding man. I literally just got it yesterday. I demand you give me your daughter as repairation

*mumbles under breath* I wanna kill that little bastard

*smiles*
Hi, welcome to Wendy's, can I take your order?

I thought this was the emergency room, why is there a guy holding a katana wig plod gushing out of his ass here?

*Silently stares and judges*

*continues smiling, but it's apparent to anyone watching that these are the moments that, while the young cashier had once possessed an immutable optimism for the future, with dreams that had yet to be fulfilled, absolutely destroy the soul*
...new special sauce, sir.

*silently joins the room, sit, a pick a magazine*
the magazine were actually a newspaper with a front head line saying
>RANDOM CITIZEN GET DUBS

...

I will have a foot long coney with chili, cheese, ketchup and mustard

This newspaper is so fucking bias. Man obviously also got trips but the media won't pick up on that shit. Also fuck off Randy

Tries to start several conversations on WhatsApp but nobody replies

*grunts softly while staring at young cute girl across from me. You can see my jacket moving up and down in the pelvic region*

*Quietly tells you to FUCK OFF*

Kekkles silently in corner, thinking this faggot got a fucking sword up his ass like woah what a weeb

Start coughing violently as I remember I was here because I got my ocarina stuck in my throat practicing Saria's song

not your personal army, dude

>my life every minute of every day

*holds breath quietly to suicide by not breathing to escape this situation*

Pssssst... I actually got quads