SHE'S FUCKING SMOKING CRACK NOW WTF

SHE'S FUCKING SMOKING CRACK NOW WTF

WEW LAD

American prisons are a great way to turn minor offenders into hardened criminals and junkies. They're also kind of an end-run around the Thirteenth Amendment's ban on slavery.

There is literally nothing wrong with smoking crack

They're literally recreating medieval sieges on television and the best this show has got is a woman smoking crack?

> before season 4
>"season 3 was meh, hope they don't over do it with the sjw this time"
>end up getting a race war instead

my sides. They need to kill off piper tho

I'd smoke her crack

Pretty intense to see from a show who's major complaints centered around it not being 'dangerous enough' like Oz was.
Getting some actual problems from the plot now.

>There is literally nothing wrong with smoking crack

you enjoying the hospital viper?

is this show actually good? I feel like it's just going to be a lesbian cringe fest

That would be a very bold move. I really expected it, but we just got the branding instead.

Thought it was funny that they fixed it the exact same way we'd fix our notebooks in school when some buddy tries to sneak a swastika on there.

Season 1 is very mediocre, season 2 is surprisingly great, season 3 I couldn't finish and quit.

TOP(ICAL) KEK

Well if you do it regularly it will cause heart problems, but once in a while is fine. It's one of those drugs people like to get all excited about and exaggerate the risks of though, like heroin or pcp

Meh, I'll probably skip it then.
If I start it, I'll feel obligated to finish it even if I don't like it.

FREE LOLLY

The lesbian activity has been massively scaled back. Season 3 had a single scene. I watch the show with my wife and her son, frankly it's not entertaining to me anymore.

Season 1 is pretty great unless you're some kind of insecure faggot who can't bare to have a woman have woman problems on a television show.
Season 2 is pretty much an extension of season 1.

Season 3 is a love it or leave it sort of deal, but this current season is the best yet.

Friendly reminder that of all the white men in the show, the closest two to being decent people are Caputo and Baxter, and:

Caputo isn't exactly a good person
Baxter is a criminal and is being painted as if Poussey's death is his fault

It IS on his hands to a degree. He should have had enough situational awareness to to keep kneeing someone's tiny spine.
No one on the show, that isn't massively in grief, is painting it as if he's evil or did it on purpose.

Season 2 was a huge step up from 1. Everything about it, from the characters to the dialogue to even the pacing, was far superior. I honestly feel like adding in a new main villain that manipulates lesser prisoners was a fantastic way to keep the show from becoming stale. The Piper stuff has never been all that interesting, but the rest of the prisoners really shined.

3 killed all the momentum of 2.

He was being attacked from behind at the same time, he couldn't get off her even if he wanted to

It's Big Gay Guard's fault if anything other than it just being a real shitty accident

Not to mention in S3 Piper's character changes wildly from episode to episode

It's like the writers didn't communicate fucking anything to each other at all

coward

>He was being attacked from behind at the same time, he couldn't get off her even if he wanted to
He could have had any of these guards been trained or held to any kind of standard.
Like it or not, that's still partially his fault. No one is saying it isn't an accident, but you can't have accidents.

>It's Big Gay Guard's fault if anything other than it just being a real shitty accident
No shit, that's why he's at the top of everyone's list. This fucker should have been smacked the fuck down way earlier.

>Hey I just found out that the people who run the prison are defending the guard who didn't really do much wrong, since he was being piled on by another inmate and thus couldn't finish restraining the first chick
>Obviously the logical solution is to start a race war with other inmates, not the people I actually perceive as responsible for my friend's death

Is this show secretly racist? It's portraying black people as fucking retarded

>He could have had any of these guards been trained or held to any kind of standard.

He was trying to restrain the chick and get the chick on his back off him. He couldn't fucking move.

The other guards should have fucking helped him, but it's not his fault that other people aren't fucking helping him

The blame is:
85% Big Gay Guard
14% Other guards who didn't help him when he clearly needed it
1% Baxter

She dies in the second to last episode, and the race war's been brewing since the first episode, at the latest.

the black inmates have no idea that the corporation's plan was to paint the guard as innocent. They don't have any way of knowing that Caputo is doing the best he can to not ruin the guard's life, while still getting a full and honest investigation on poussey's death. And the fact that when he called her father and called him "General", is meant to foreshadow a real and thorough investigation of the incident, because her father obviously has the power to get by the corporate blackout of the event

You keep responding to me as if I'm disagreeing with you, bruh.
Baxter's good in my book. The show isn't painting him as villainous either.

From her point of view:
>The guard has murdered my friend
>The warden is trying to blame it on my friend
>I am now going to instigate a race war between inmates instead of some sort of riot against the guards/establishment

Shit's dumb

I'll repeat; at the very latest, there has been a race war brewing since the first episode of this season.

Sure, but it still doesn't make sense why she makes it start in earnest

There's not even tits anymore.

D R O P P E D

She starts a riot, not a race war.

Yeah it's pretty clear with the shit going on with Sophia, Poussey's death being a (tasteless) homage to Eric Garner and the entire smear campaign against her, Piper accidentally assembling an Aryan sisterhood, and the Latinas getting really into their specific ethnicities that this entire season was set up to predominately be about race and the way people are treated/treat people due to it.

Besides, Janae is the only black girl who was actively trying to start shit until Aryan leader girl talked shit about Poussey as they were wheeling her body out of the prison. What Taystee does is gets everyone pissed off about the press conference and at that point every inmate is ready to murder the guards, not even each other anymore.

You honestly think tits are hotter than a chick getting fingered? And seeing her reaction?

>LOL WAR VETS ARE EVIL

What.

>LOL WAR VET CAN'T HOLD ON TO A FUCKING PISTOL

What.

And she started a white supremacist gang and got branded for it. Is prison really this shitty? Because between Oz and OITNB, it seems that prison does a shit job of rehabilitating anyone.

OITNB is getting back to its Season 2 glory days.

They at least should have made all the vet guards come from some kinda same unit or something.
Would have made them a little less blanket evil.

Humps' fetus in a shot glass was just too much.

What would that situation have to do with the race war? Are you retarded?

That shitty death just floored me, couldn't believe it. I found the rest of the season enjoyable and had it all ruined by that shameless garbage

So, apparently, they posted some shit in Facebook about OITNB and that spanish meme cunt in the prison.

...

I kind of liked Piscatello until he started bullying based Caputo.

that shot scene was the first time in a LONG time that i felt sick while watching a movie/show

She wasn't starting to instigate a race war, if anything she was trying to instigate finally getting rid of the POS veteran guards they'd been dealing with for months.

Taystee was grieving about the death of her innocent friend. Cut her some slack.

>bring a gun into a prison
>let that gun be taken from you

Yeah he deserves to be shot in the fucking face

DAYA'S A GOOD GIRL MAN WHAT THE FUCK IS SHE DOIN

Even a worm will turn.

>People calling it a race war

It's a riot. I don't think they really give a shit about racial stuff as much as they are frustrated with the guards and the prison itself. All I know is I want them all to go full edgy criminal mode, this show is the best when it stops being an all girls high school for a while.

>if we treated violent niggers like they do Norwegians we'd rehabilitate them!

Gloria told her to quit hanging around the burgeoning prison gang for a reason. It turned her into a wannabe chola.

Didn't watch after season 2 never found the time

>Does Pornstache ever come back?

He got re-hired but after [someone i don't remember exactly who] spilling the beans about him getting daya pregnant he was arrested

You fuckin dumb or somethin? The show is making a point of how he isn't a villain by making the shitty corporate villains use him as a scapegoat

Speaking of that scene, I really wish the ramifications of it were expanded upon. I know Maritza wasn't doing too well with Maria and the Dominicans, but perhaps it could've been used to give them a more solid reason to band against him.

>the gay dude telling luschetz "you should so obviously be working at a gamestop"
Was that supposed to be an insult or a compliment? I assume an insult but it really made no sense at all and was extremely weak.

Yeah that was weird. I expected more fallout than a few shots of her crying and then a conversation with Flaca. It was fucking weird to me about how they didn't actually give a shit when Poussey died and couldn't even pretend to be sad without laughing.

He meant that Luschek is a fat useless neckbeard who should be working in his natural habitat and not a prison.

The Molly-fueled threeway wasn't necessary.

I couldn't fucking stand King by that point so I skipped over it.

>I CANT BREATHE
seriously?
jesus christ

Gloria was awesome this season, really hope to see her get fleshed out more in the next one.

The first 2 seasons weren't bad, but I never got around to watching the 3rd.

I had it spoiled who gets killed in this season, so is it worth watching seasons 3 and 4 knowing that? Or just find something else to watch?

Season 3 is kind of bad but power through it, because season 4 is at least on par with 2. I also had the death spoiled for me and I thoroughly enjoyed this season.

LEAVE LOLLY TO ME

Are you 10?

season 4 was just retarded. i never thought kohan could a make series that ended worse than the final season of weeds but here we are and yet this show is already renewed through 2019.

Season 3 was okay, but imo it was half build for Season 4, which was at Season 2's level.

What's his fucking problem? seriously

Where the fuck did he get a bunch of flies and a baby mouse?

Season was dark as shit. Can't wait for the blooper reel.

He's a sadist and probably took the job because he's able to dominate the lives of people he sees as inferior without consequence.

Honest question: What percentage of vets from the Middle East wars come back fucked up?

I'm guessing he was fucked up before the military got their hands on him.

I dont watch this show, but were there any good nude scenes this season?

IIRC she said she bottles shit up and for whatever reason Flaca decides to keep it to herself

Yeah, but they showed that fat redhead neckbeard guy talking about how he used to kill innocent civilians in the Mid East because he was mad. And that bald guard made prisoners stand on the tables and denied them food and water and sleep.

>Watches this shitty show
>Calling anybody else gay

>And that bald guard made prisoners stand on the tables and denied them food and water and sleep.
That was less because he was fucked up and more because he didn't know how to handle Blanca directly going against his orders so he did the first thing he could think of and made her stand on the table. It just escalated from there as they tried to keep control of the situation. Even he knew he fucked up like immediately after.

I'll honestly admit this is a good show if she kills him.

I doubt that will happen, don't get you hopes up user.

>daya shoots the guard
>bullet grazes he side of his head
>keeps traveling until it hits one of the black girls behind him

Can't wait for the race war

> tfw we will never see Maritza's tits.

She is objectively the only hot one on that show.

Piper has become ugly as fuck over the last 3 seasons.

Also...COs are not as incompetent as this show makes them out to be.

Its a shame because this show started off being somewhat serious and now I cant tell if they are going for some sort of dark comedy or what. You cant sprinkle in the funny dumb shit than switch to fucking dark and sadistic in the next 10 minutes.

Jesus Christ.

I hope so, then they ship her off to max and we never have to sit her terrible wooden acting again.

she wont. if martiza had the gun, then yeah for sure. but instead she will be talked down by gloria who will then have a huge argument with maria about keeping daya out of trouble so she can get out and raise her kids.

they'll instead hide the gun among themselves during the inevitable lockdown and riot control and the guard will never admit bringing a gun in the first place. they'll use the gun later for the eventual full blown race war and kill off one of the major characters. the show has gotten so run of the mill it writes itself now.

>my wife and her son
kek

>read head neckbeard mentions shit he did in war
>I-I'm a good guy I swear

Daily reminder that vets are trash

> maritza doing anything

deep down shes just a hot piece of ass running cons...she doesnt have it in her to kill anyone.

except the guy that made her eat the baby mouse

its motive but you cant honestly tell me that of all the girls to ACTUALLY kill a guard...not the hit man...but a guard...its maritza? I don't see it. Daya also has no fucking reason either so its stupid to cliffhang on that when we know it aint going to be the case.

i felt bad for poussey tho. That little muh feels segment about her at the end really made it feel worse despite the ham fisted BLM bullshit narrative with Eric Garner they are trying to pull on us.

The original COs weren't incompetent. They all walked out and MCC are cheap corporate fucks so they ended up scraping the bottom of the barrel for untrained vets just to get a tax break.

calling it right now
the gun isn't even loaded

well a US vet kills themselves every hour, so I'd say all of them

>implying Linda won't use her gun to kill daya

yes but even in privatized prisons they are contracted by the DOJ and you still need to go through training for BOP and get your certification.

Private Prisons dont get to just hire who they want for guards when they are contracting for the DoJ. still have to go thru background checks and everything.

Thats why their shirts said Federal Corrections.

Just think it is stupid they can ignore that.

They've been symbolizing action and consequence all throughout this season. Why have the gun fall to somebody as insignificant as Daya? They're going to symbolize a daughter being ruined by her shitty mother. At least they should. They'll probably just end up taking the guard hostage, Martiza will do something to him, and nothing major will happen.

Intentional that they chose a guy that looks like Ted Bundy?

Poussey's death scene was retarded, nobody even tried to do some basic first aid and CPR.
>She's unconscious so she's probably dead

Some shit HAS to go down simply for story progression. Caputo is removed as warden after all the shit the guards has been doing comes out, allowed to remain at his old job, and some hard ass new warden takes his place.