9 decides

9 decides

I have cancer, please have a concersation with me.

Got vagoo or dick?

i don't think you're real

kekekekek

OP dont be a faggot, quick replies please

Now we wait. If it takes too long for her to answer I'll start another one.

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Translation: Excuse me?

6 decides

prove it

show tits or gtfo

i couldn't tell, there was gelare on my screen

get her nudes

this

want to see what i've got?

Prove it, tots or gtfo

kek

this for the dubs

Är du mörkhyad eller vit?
Translation: Are you black or white?

Ding, ding, ding.

Really? I thought you were Pete Burns odder looking brother

hvor er du fra?

Sorry, Last time I didn't ask and realised to late that it was a man I met :/

The poor spelling made it waaay better

Ikke OP, men tipper Sverige. Appen skal jo "parre" deg med folk i nærheten...

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my dubs will decide your next response.
"What an unattractive name you have."

Find a fat/ugly one and let's troll her

While we wait.

4 decides.

Yeah, well your face looks like a fist fucked a potato with a unibrow.

im robbie rotten, who is this?

Spread em wider

That's a nice trick. You should try it naked for me sometime.

Excuse me do you have time to speak about ur lord and savior Jesus Christ?

can you spread your pussy like that?

You have dreadful taste in clothing. P.s nice trips

det kan være hun "studying abroad". men hvad ved jeg

Close it! I can smell it from here!

How may I be at service?

Winrar 4

eyo beech waddup?

How the fuck do you even get tho this point. Every single time I've matched with someone I ether get no answer from them or they disappear pretty much immediately, before I even have a chance to see who it is usually.

Shit like this isn't even fun, they only end up blocking you instantly. Oh well.

First chick blocked me.

winrar

would you kindly fist my dickhole

This man is asking the real question

I'd love to fuck you against a wall like that

oy vey whadup?

But what if she says "yes i can, wanna see?" and start send you pussy pics?

what planet are you from?

I've got over 500 matches. Figured I need to filter out the majority anyway. I don't really bother meeting up with 99% of the girls I talk to, even if they start typing first. I guess I'm not really interested in meeting new people.

New girl.

7 decides.

Yea fuck tinder, I'm giving up on this bullshit

i've got a mountain of cocaine ;)

Believe it or not, big secret is the first picture and a quirky bio. Get an interesting picture with a good camera of you doing something. It could be whatever. It shows them you've got a hobby or that you're an active person. There's nothing worse than a fuzzy selfie in the dark.

doesnt help if youre black

Can I pay you $40 to pee on my face?

Is something wrong with your lips?

Might be getting hard to get answers.. It's 12 PM soon.

*a faggot
FTFY