This girl sits next to you

>This girl sits next to you
>She starts flirting with you
>Asks you
>"You're gonna vote for Hillary aren't you, user?"
What do?

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for a bj yes. Mfw I lied

Tell her I am not voting for president because no candidates have met my minimum level of morality to justify my vote. But I will be voting down ballot.

Well vote for trump because I don't find blacks attractive.

get off my lawn, bitch

"Aw fuck yeah nigga, hell yeah mothafucka!"

>lmao what's wrong your belly nigga?

I aint no gonna vote for a bitch just cuz a niggress asked me to do

Say yes
Have sex
Be doing better than 90% of Sup Forums

I'd get up and move while giving her this face

Be my sex slave and sure i'll still vote for Trump

"hell yeah bitch you know it"

get bj

go back to hating niggers

>well yeah of course! Do I look like the kind of person that would vote for a racist? You haven't voted already have you? I can take you when I go if you want.

Lie to her and say yes
Hit that ass
While she is asleep put a Trump Bumper Sticker on her car

i reply "i am just sad that obamas days are counted"
and then
I FUCK HER ALL NIGHT

Ignore the bitch. She clearly doesn't understand that you don't bring politics up on a first date.

say the verbal equivalent of this

>No, I'm french, sorry. But I would like to. Most >french hate how he treats women and >muslims, me first... (kind of a lie, lot of fucking >turds are hating muslims in france)
>What's your name again ?
flirt with her and fuck her

Also, Trump should be president, die in a terrible pain the next day with Clinton and Bernie would become president. Then, all the people who voted Trump kill themselves and the world would be better

Tell her
"I'm not voting on election day I'm planning a revolution. You get to be my VP if you let me DP"

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>Hillary is white and she supported the same foreign politics of Bush Jr. while Trump is a dumbass
>i ain't voting anybody
>however i don't mind passing you a vote if you go out to dinner with me my chocolate goddess

me: i'm sorry, darling, but i'm voting for dynamo don
her: omg why
me: [15 minute explanation of trump's history]
her: that.. makes a lot of sense
me: [5 minute explanation of clinton's history]
her: jesus christ that bitch is evil
me: yep
her: okay, nvm, i'm voting trump!
me: welcome to the winning team, lovely patriot. let's go help make america great again
her: okay! but first, will you please fuck my mouth, pussy and ass?

>tfw actually in love with a qt 6'1 african amazon

>No, I already voted and I picked Donald J. Trump as my choice for the presidential election of 2016.
>When we gonna fuck?

post more of her op...

tell her fuck off nigger, you belong in africa

>tfw actually in love with a qt 6'1 african amazon
do you fuck her face, pussy and ass?

>implying someone that attractive would ever flirt with me
>mfw im gonna die alone.

>attractive

that ape belongs in mcdonalds flipping burgers

>implying that i would agree sitting next to a dirty nigger

Your mother would hate the competition on the griddle.

I'll just smile and hand her this pretty flower then tell her to come with me because there is alot more where that came from for such a pretty girl.

>girl sits next to you
>picture of ape
>wtf

you belong in bed with your mother you fucking inbred loser.

go back to sucking your brother off in the bath you faggot

>triggered

Say yes, get a sloppy blowjob, then put a make America great again hat on her and send her on her way

*unzips penis*
dpends on ur answer bb

>>"Nope, Trump. If you want to know why, we could go for a coffee later."

>>tfw actually in love with a qt 6'1 african amazon
Too bad, women don't respond too well to crippling autism like yours.

Americans. Just play along. They did pick a nigger to lead them, twice.

Tell her I'm not

You unzip your dick? Wat

>you guys remember this muthafukker at the eurovision a while back?
i'd tap that ass as fast as this dude drummed his drums.

>implying i voted bama 2012

i voted for him in 08 though. he seemed like a good choice then.

Show us more pics of this bitch.

well, im not some trumpetfag cause hillary will save us. so id eat her pussy

yes i understand. it's tough to be half-nigger.

"Actually I already voted for Gary Johnson..."
>she drops he panties
>bends over desk
>I walk away
"Sorry, I don't like dark meat."

I dont know what i find more disturbing.
The fact that you think she will save us, or that you want to put your lips on that.

I then take blackie by the hand and walk with her through my garden. Tell her how pretty she is then hand her a big empty basket and say it's for her to fill with our love....from this beautiful garden.

Ask her if Hillary pays better than her regulars.

>say yes
>vote trump
>tell her I voted hillary
>say triggering things
>people call me out on it
>"How fucking DARE you insist I am a bigot!....In front of my partner Shaniqua as well"
>"Aw I know user more than all a y'all mothafuckas. He aint racis one bit nuh-uh"

Win win niggas

Hillary will cause a major war. Probably a limited nuclear exchange. Hopefully for you Americans, they don't have that 50 Mt per missile RS-28 Sarmat missile ready (protip: they will). On the other hand, as a european, I'd love to see DC blanketed in megatons of nuclear detonations. It'd be a glorious day, seeing the ZOG empire fall.

Really though, Jill Stein said as much, so even the dumbest of people realize this fact. Trump is the candidate for peace, Hillary is the one for war. Best prepare to die for ZOG, boy. I'm just going to sit back and laugh as you morons annihilate each other.

>Gary Johnson
Bwahahahaha. Man, oh man, you guys.

>Indicate to her that I don't speak chimpanzee
>Turn 360 with my chair
>Stand up
>Throw chair through window
>Run out
>Go to doctor
>Tell him I think I could have rabies, a wild animal tried to bite me

>"I don't speak to baboons,sorry."
Also,are you implying i'm thinking of fucking the nigger,and i'd change my vote for a nigger?
OP,stop being a faggot.
That's not even a pretty nigger you posted.

say yes, even tho is a lie.

>or better yet
Tell her that Trump will win. If she loses shes going to the movies with me. As soon as Trump wins Imma pick her up, take her to my stash and bury my face in that sweet nigga ass.

It cant get easier than that fam.

I tell her we can have dinner later in the evening after our bountiful love is proven in all the baskets. I then excuse myself and tell her I'll be back in a few hours. I'm going to prepare dinner and arrangements.

niga wot.
nice try.
niggers aren't allowed to sit next to a white man.

Nahh I don't think so. Trump Masterrace

Call her a heretic

>I return several hours later with my truck and pick up the baskets and my date.
I bring her to my dinner table and give her the best fried chicken she's ever tasted.

Figures, French would be voting in Hillary. Your whole country is a bunch of cucks.

more blakk chikkz

instagram.com/femmefatale_spells/
There you go, her instagram

Moar.

Beat her with a hammer after class.
pic related

say yes, fuck her, and then vote trump

WRONG!

who names a picture of a nigger "class"? thats wrong on every level

Presidents aren't elected here, they're chosen. The "elections" are just a formality.

>After dinner i tell her that i enjoy her company and I'd love for her to spend the night.
>Because I'm a gentleman, I'll lead her to her own living quarters and swear not to touch her. (God only knows why I'd want to touch a nigger.)
>I'll let her stay there overnight and I'll leave plenty of empty baskets for her to use when she wakes up.

>Nigger sits next to me
I always sit up front, not at the back.

I'm a pure blooded blonde haired, blue eyed Aryan white man and I would marry and procreate with such a beautiful black woman. There's not a goddamn thing that will ever stop it.

"Why is there a talking turd sitting next to me?"

Why yes, of course I am because I'm not an idiot and I don't want my country to burn.

"why are a talking ape sitting next to me?"

"im voting for beyonce girlfriend, hmmm hemmm"

Kill all women because they hate me.

>"Why would I?"
>"Don't you want women's rights? Black lives matter?"
>"A woman in the office won't make women's lives better."
>"Whatever lol"
>"And she never cared for you anyway."

playing my trump card

I'd do what Trump would do, grab her by the pussy.

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call her a nigger,and just say no to hilldawg