You wake up in a forest. Can't remember what happened or who you are. There's no sounds of civilization (e.g., cars, people). Your watch is broken but it feels like morning. Behind you the sound of rushing water and in front of you the trees seem to clear quite a bit.
Roll for action. First post with last digit greater than 7 chooses.
Aiden Morgan
i rape dogs
Easton Morris
check pockets for stuff
Luis Bell
You've got a rusty old fork. No wallet, no cell phone. Empty belly.
Henry Ward
>ram into a tree >memory comes back >go home >shitpost
Noah Ramirez
Walk into the clearing
Isaac Kelly
Re-roll
Michael Long
investigate water source
Owen Clark
C'mon guys. Weak rolls.
Jeremiah Jackson
go in the direction where the water comes from
Jackson Long
I give up
Isaac Thomas
Rolling
Jacob Rivera
>unzip pants >jerk off >cum and go back to sleep
Angel Parker
Check if I have a big cock
Caleb Ramirez
jack off
Nolan Foster
You give up. The situation gets to you. You grab the fork and stab yourself in the face. You lie in the ground, left eye bleeding like a broken faucet.
Aaron Rivera
Fap, like I do every time I wake up
Eli Peterson
Your bloody eye gets you exceptionally aroused. You drop your pants and jack off, the blood from your missing eye makes for a good lubricant. Your post coital nap is interrupted by a gun shot. You look around, it came from the direction of the rushing water.
Lucas Phillips
masturbate
James Wright
Eat grass from the trees so i can survive
Samuel Barnes
kill myself,go to hell,and start a new adventure there
Jayden Ortiz
Trips win above all
Jaxon Anderson
roll
Samuel Green
Already fapped.
Jeremiah Howard
Then fap again you degenerate
Nolan Torres
but trips, so fap again.
Easton Collins
Fair enough. The danger arouses you again. You hide behind a tree and start yanking it again. As you start to go faster the bushes around you rustle. A large figure approaches as you ejaculate again.
Ryan Ortiz
Split up and look for clues
Robert Jones
I stare at my watch.
Why the fuck am I wearing a watch? Who the fuck wears a watch?
Justin Martin
Try to approach the large figure and fuck it
Ethan Russell
Shit and stuff it down my urethra
Xavier Cook
Alright this is fucking ridiculous. Peace out, cock mongers.
Thomas Edwards
This is why we cant have nice things.
Thomas Williams
Holy shit haven't genuinely laughed on this board in ages
Kevin Jackson
...
Carter Gonzalez
Fuck you OP, I'm taking charge
You're alone in your apartment when you hear a banging on the door. What do?
Jack Watson
Check if my ass has cum on it
Hunter Robinson
Kek
Ethan Green
No, not even gay men would sleep with you. What now?