Trips decide what I do in my hotel room

Trips decide what I do in my hotel room

jump out the window bare ass.

timestamp

Butt naked room service order with a sharpie in pooper

Tits or gtfo fggt

No one falls for this bullshit, timestamp and tits or no one is rolling.
saged

Smear chocolate into sheets, call room service, be licking the brown stain on the bed as they walk in.

Order 5000 dollars worth of room service and feed homeless people

Go outside, capture first animal you see, let it loose in room, check out.

Throw all complimentary items out window and put sharpie in pooper

Shove pillow under shirt, crush ketchup packets between your legs, run downstairs to the lobby screaming "MY WATERS HAVE BROKEN"

Turn all the furniture around. ALL OF IT.

puke all over.

Almost every hotel I've been to was banned from Sup Forums for see pee

Actually thats a fucking good idea. I will try that next time i find myself in a hotel room.

eat cushion

Sleep then check out early after a continental breakfast.

Take off the showerhead
Shit in it
Put it back on

This, or upper-decker the toilet.

If you have 5 grand to burn sure it's a great plan, most people don't have that much.

just wondering how to get the food out of the hotel?

Get naked and rub your asscheeks against the window

I'm also at a hotel right now.
Say where and if it's the same city we hook up. P

so close, this

again

Bend over in doggy

Make loud sex noises and bang the furniture around. Be sure everyone hears you.

Open the door ,get fully naked on all fours,arch your back with your ass facing the door,start making orgasm sounds,the first one to enter is the one you fuck. Be sure to close the door ;)

Provide proof

turn off computer, read a book then go to bed

Listen to Owen

how about you fuck off.

This is close enough. OP, it's your call.

You should let me impregnate you. You're gonna call me on the phone, buy me a plane ticket.

Rolll for Allah

This ,do it slut

Roll

Sleep

Write whore in your ass with a sharpie ant upload it. If you can't post ass on all fours

tits and gtfo

walk down the hall naked and ask the front desk faggot to "service" you.

Post pick of you naked calling room service, open door naked and try to have sex with him/her

Hang yourself with the bedsheets.

tits w/ timestamp

Rolling

You in there alone? Shit.

cry yourself to sleep

Reroll

post yourself naked out of your room

An hero

let 10000$ cash tips for the worker

Shit on the wall

reroll

Masturbate very loudly whilst shrieking out the A-Team theme song. Record it.

masturbe in front of your open door

cum on the door next to yours

Tay Tay is currently lurking on the dick rate thread guys

Vote Trump.

Kill yourself

Klan meet.

Hang a nig

Create AfA party (Alternative for America) aka a far right party far righter than the Republicans.

newfags everywhere. This is /b, this is how we roll, now DO IT

Put prawns in any pipes/vents you can find.

Show pussy

Strip down fully and masturbate loudly on the balcony or with the door to your room slightly open. Also pics

suck my 1mm cock

KYS this dumb fucking mindset was adopted by the faggots who found Sup Forums several years after its creation.

the newgag here is you

put everything in the bathroom
buy candles and something that looks like blood
made satanic ritual
maybe sacrifice something in the middle of the room