ITT: Weirdest place you had masturbated

ITT: Weirdest place you had masturbated.

The library.

In the butt

neighbors yard
stripped naked
took black lace panties from clothes line
hard n veinie poking out the leg hole
fapped n blew all over the concrete
put panties back on clothes line
got dressed
went out and bought subway lunch

in a car while my parents were in walmart

When I was 12, I went to my Mom's office with her. It was a Saturday, so not many people were there. The second floor was been renovated, so I snuck up there, sat in a chair, spit on my dick, furiously jerked my shit, and busted a nut all over the floor.

In high school, in the library storeroom. Was sorting books with another girl and would jerk off to the sound of her voice.

in a forest

my aunts bedroom

not weird but I did at my job in boss/administration bathroom

Civil Air Patrol Honor Guard Academy in the showers with only a curtain separating showers and other cadets waiting to take a shower. Academy was 2 weeks so it was a pretty big load

I had sex in a moonbounce.

Rented for my 6 year old brothers b'day party. Dudes we rented it from didn't show up to pick it up so we kept it in our backyard overnight. We were chilling just having a good time late at night and one thing led to another. Wasn't as fun as I thought it'd be.

When I was in middle school I spent the night at my friend's house and snuck into his sister's room. Shoved her dirty panties in my face and came on her towel. I ended up stealing the panties and jerking off into them a few more times before I eventually threw them out.

8th grade math class

Porta-john at a construction site,
Was in Afghanistan (air force) they have these bunkers so i faped in one

Are you me?

Driver's Ed in high school

same op, but not the weirdest place
my grandmothers funeral, in the church bathroom. i felt bad afterwards

On Sup Forums

In class, seventh and eighth grade

On vacation swimming in a lake. It's really difficult to jerk off when you are floating in a lake, for some reason. Also, the sound of relatives in the distance is a turn-off. Didn't get off, as far as I can remember. The end.

Fapped on my way home from a party, while it was pitch dark outside, while walking

work

Gas station bathroom halfway through a really shitty first date.

in a khols dressing room, it was empty and was the womens room, someone left a pair of yoga pants i put them on, and fapped to the thought of a women having tried them on. (my ass also looked killer) ive done the same in a target while wearing a sundress that zipped up and had yellow daisy prints on it

I support your right to fap in the changing room of your choice.

Once in a bush next to a church and I was on holiday when I turned 16 and I managed to get one out in the same room as my mom one night, not sure why I didn't just use the bathroom, seemed like a challenge at the time haha.

Back when I was in high school, physics class, I was sitting in the back of the class and was surrounded by the hottest girls in my class (they were sitting in front of me). One of them leaned forward to grab something in her bad and i caught a peek down her shirt. Was able to see her tits and nipples.

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At that time I was able to quickly cum just by rubbing the underside of my penis so it took me about 5 minutes to nut. By the end of the class it was all dried up (also it was the last class of the day) so I just left, got in my car and drove home.

Fuck is wrong with you

Dubs decide if I kill myself
Trips and I will stream

In a 14 person hostel room, was really late and everyone was sleeping (i think).
There was these two hot as fuck dutch girls there.

thanks! ive thought of being a sissy or becoming trans but idk yet, its been a few years since ive done that

In a Sami tent (Lavvu) while it was -43 degrees outside up in the mountains in northern Sweden.
Had to keep warm somehow.
And when I was younger (12-13) I would sit in a tree close to the girls gym locker room after school had ended, the last class to end on Thursdays was one year older and I had a sneaky whole I could just barely see through in the ventilation. Must have cum 100 times up in that tree watching them change in there.
They tore the building down due to mold or something.. I was heart broken.

nothing just a bit crazy, probably gender confused but idk

Masturbated in a band practice room constantly. I was always getting put in there because I was behind everyone skill wise (just joined band), but had to be in the same grade level class.

Lot's of time by myself, and the way the place was designed, someone always had to come through a door, which would alert and give me enough time to pull my pants up.

On my bike in the woods, in class a few times(mental masturbation, no touching), on couch in front of two french doors in middle of day, in car through hole that leads into my hoodie's pocket, under blanket when at movie, school bathroom...
I think that's it.

>mental masturbation, no touching

In my 12th Grade English class, circa 2007.

middle of fifth grade science class

back of moving van with my dad driving, it had a headboard that cut the cab off from the back
also i was lying on boxes of fruit

In front of my friend

on the couch beside my mom

in the bathroom when visiting relatives

Behind a giant snow hill near my house, made a hole to hide in

A haunted house.
The Computer Lit room in my High School.
A public pool, while people swam...lol

>haunted house

elaborate

More info pls

Also, when I was in high school, I waited until everyone was gone, got naked and got up on the stage and jerked it while fantasizing that the empty, dark auditorium was full of people

Left my load onstage, felt victorious

The County Jail(in the shower)
Work(in the bathroom)

High school party everyone pass out drunk. Girl sleeping on couch jerked off touching my dick to her ass hand and pre cum on her face

who else here faps in bed and then cums into the sheets?

High school watching porn in his room was hard as a rock just started Jerking it hoping at worse he would just do the same. He did not. Just watched me cum on a towel his mom had to wash.

13 sleeping at friends 1u year old sister out for the night. Friend goes to sleep went in sisters room grabbed a pair of panties climbed into her bed under the covers cummed everywhere put panties back never heard anything about it

does the smell not effect you?

17***

while floating around in a lake

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To this thread

in class around 20+ students

*affect

My 7th grade art class

fapped in someone's stairwell

it was pretty awesome, seeing as if they were to come out(at like 2 in the morning) they'd catch me, but would also be really uncomfortable explaining to people, and the cops.

The basement of a church.
Masturbated, had a blowjob done, and even attempted sex for like 30 seconds before someone messed with the door and we had to stop. It was weird as shit, but god damn if it wasn't great.

not really tbh, maybe im just used to it

A lot in my car But once when I was a tinager I did it on the roof of a hospital. Uncle laid dying from liver disease ( drunk ) the hospital had a garden area with benches and I went up and knocked one out. Blew my load on some roses.

do you have white sheets? take pic

Lawyers office, had to sign divorce paperwork, and he stepped out for 35ish minutes. launched my load into his plants.

Under a coat in the backseat of my dad's car, with my sister's help to be discreet

kek

no theyre colorful

take pic

he probably smelt it afterwards

in a school bus when i was a junior high school student, i was alone and nobody was around, it was a saturday and the bus driver forgot to lock the bus

when I was 14 or 15 I went through a phase of going in my sister's room when I was home alone then dressing up in her clothes and fapping in front of the mirror, does that count?

when i was a teenager i was a horny devil and jacked off all over the place,

it smells good

School exam hall without my hands

In my house

My ex-gf kept texting me pics of herself shoving a vibrator up her ass. So I started stroking myself through my pants.

I was sitting in the passenger seat while my dad was driving, and my mom and grandma were in the back seats.

>inb4 post pics - this was like 6 years ago, don't have the phone or pics anymore

vickers?

>hump quilt, cum
>fall asleep from post-fap haze
>covered in cum

Community Nun's house
Pd: idk how its named

The car on a 4 hour drive back from a business trip

Did you ever fuck her?

In a plane in my seat

>Be me, 20 yo in Iraq.
>Stuck on some bullshit TCP at like 3am in the gunner's hatch on a Humvee.
>Getting sleepy.
>Remember stories about guys staying awake on guard duty in Korea by jerking off.
>soundgood.gif
>Hit my carrot thinking about some skinny blonde and the blue skirt she used to wear from time to time.
>Getting close to busting and grab the roll of TP we kept in case of emergencies.
>Let 'er rip.
>Create a few tissue tombstones and toss them in the back seats.
>Finally head back to base at dawn.
>Clearing all our shit out for the next squad.
>See my squad leader picking up various pieces of trash from the Humvee.
>ohshithno.jpg
>As he grabs my leftovers I try to stop him but it's too late. He palms all my dead babies.
>Holler to him that it's a bad idea.
>Looks at me and realizes that the tp he's grabbing is the result of my self what-have-you.
>War cry ensues. He's not amused.
>Mfw my Sergeant grabbed my cum rag.

I disapprove of suicide but you can't continue to live so shamefull.

I got bored when i was hiking and didnt wanna walk anymore but my friends did so i fapped while i waited on the trail

in a chapel

right behind the altar where the dry bread and empty wine bottles were

used some really nice silk robe to wipe my dick clean and it felt really nice

Friend's ex-girlfriends bedroom. Although she was there. And giving me a handjob. Does that count?

I can't believe it's been 30 years since I first beat off with the handle of some scissors in bedroom. I remember I got scared, because. Wasn't sure what had happened after I came.

>mfw when my Seargent grabbed my cum rag
>my Seargent grabbed my cum rag
>my Seargent
That's how you end up getting PT until you forget how to smile.

You had sex with your 6 year old brother?

While drivng. Just once. Otherwise, just normal places. I was pretty safe about it. I used to play pkmn frlg on my commute too, which was probably less safe.

Is she hot? Post pics

We gotta have a talk. Scissors? Please expand.

restroom at a ski lodge
the roof of the apartment building next to mine
on an airplane
bed of my parent's pickup truck
at my desk with my roommate across our dorm (he couldn't see)
restroom of my office floor
while driving

Been a while, bro. 2006. We fucked a couple of times after but grew apart.

She did send me tit pics to a long forgotten g-mail though. Shit was cash.

Now shes married to a super ugly guy and has a kid.

The handle where you put your fingers (not thumb) was big enough for me to fit my 12 year old wiener through. I just started moving them up and down and before I knew what was happening, I came. Shortly after, my dick grew bigger and I couldn't use the scissors anymore.

Church library. Twice. I don't regret it.

But it's just a narrow handle. I mean, I guess, but how in the blue fuck did you realize this as a point of sexual relief?

In my wife's vagina.