Talking to a girl for a while now, dubs decide what I say.
Talking to a girl for a while now, dubs decide what I say
WE'RE GONNA DRAIN THE SWAMP!!
Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Mushroom, Mushroom.
"can you suck my micro cock? :^("
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I need $3.50.
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I need $3.50.
You know, you're really cute. I have to admit, I'm kinda crushing on you :p
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I need $3.50.
ill roll for this. picture and everything
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
I need $3.50.
i win
do it faggot
Send this
double dubs confirmed and checked
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I'm considering surgically removing my penis, what do you think? should I go through with it?
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do it
you do realise you're horrible at talking to women?
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goodbye any chance of fucking her
you removed her picture from the top?
post her reply faggot
>I 3D model lol
Automatically friendzoned
Stay tuned nothing yet
you lost 6% battery in about 15 minutes of use? what the fuck?
ya blew it OP
this lol
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Nigger
Bluetooh ON
GPS ON
...and iPhone
joe rogan
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Why didn't we fuck yet?
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Send this she'll really really really like it.
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last try
Send this
Women are inferior, that's why i want to do it
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a Sup Forums pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” Banana guy, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on Sup Forums posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.
please dont tell anyone but my dad touches me
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Shit thread is shit thread
If dubs "how about I 3D model that pussy"
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I plan on open I up a 3d printed dildo shop. If I did you'd you buy my cock or a niggers
I need $3.50.
Roastie whore come feast on my erect cock lest I take your head from your shoulders
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If you dont send me nudes I'll kill myself. I already have the noose tied, don't think I'm fucking lying.
winner, do it
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