Anybody here wants to open a mercenary company ?

anybody here wants to open a mercenary company ?
post your qualities and defects for the job
>electric engineer
>could kill someone
>good at getting dubs

The master of dubs is I

no.

are you a fuckimg faggot? Oh, what am I saying. ofc you are, Op

anyways,

>Good shot
>light sleeper
>Pro tetris plyr

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>good tank driver
>washes out the butty with a piece of soap
>ear bleeding complainer

>Good at cooking with limited supplies.
>Have tended in the past, to stay way from guns, because of how easy I find it to use them.
>I've got anxiety issues though.

Good shot
Basic explosive knowledge
Willing to give it a go

Current US Army Ranger.

I have considered the idea of making a company that would guide people on hunts for poachers in an African country that needs help with the poaching problems. I would charge rich people looking for their latest thrill a ton of money to be guided by a former special operations operator and the possibility of a fire fight with the poachers.

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>0-3 soldier
>4-6 corporal
>7-9 sargent
>Dubs tenent
>Trips capitan
>quads Big Boss

How would a layman get involved with something like this

not a nigger
wont be taken to a plantation if we are captured
will have a better chance of making it through the judicial system if we are arrested

We would need guys to obtain various supplies, get a hold of lawyers to make iron clad contracts to sign. Pick up the rich dudes from the airport and bring them to the camp for training. A ton of various low level jobs to be done to support this.

this post speaks for its self

how much training do we need ? could you give it to us ?

I could be a guide. I have a basic understanding of firearms and an expansive understanding of savannah wildlife

Basically socially acceptable manhunting?
I don't see that being allowed though, even the poachers have families who love them.
I've seen better results with re-schooling poachers into wildlife rangers, who get paid to protect the animals from poachers.

I really haven't put a ton of though into the logistics and manning. But I think the concept is legit.

There are a other ways to squeeze extra money out of them like allowing them the option to buy the gear they wore during the patrols at the end instead of just renting it.

I've run the idea by a few buddies. Most shake their head and think I'm crazy.

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Toxicologist.

Chemical weapons and shit.

Yea, basically that. But fuck those poachers. They have shot copters out of the sky.

Yes, I can train people to do this. That is the point. Give the guys that buy the thing a crash course in marksmanship, have them surrounded by experienced operators to keep them out of trouble. Allow them to shoot off a few rounds at dudes shooting at them. Have somebody video it to sell as a memento.

I would participate in this so hard. I'm young and this sounds like a cool ass life experience. I bet the countries who allow you to work in their borders would sanction it.

I have an excellent directional memory and I'll be the first to cook and eat the dead when we run out of food. I also took some first aid classes a few years ago. Oh and I know how to make several kinds of bombs out of household objects like cleaning products. I can turn anything into shrapnel for them, but human teeth would be scarier. My edges are so sharp that I can cut things by looking at them.

Yea, that would definitely be needed for such a venture.

I was thinking of something like a development unit, both military and social, with specialists in various areas

A lot of them poach to survive though, sure there are shithead ones, but rehabilitation should always be the first course of action.

Yea, I think it would attract the adventurous, French foreign legion types.

And yea, I do think with the right lawyers involved the various countries would want us there if we got all the legality out of the way.

Fuck them.

That's like saying rehabilitate a radical Muslim, or the Somali pirates.

Fuck 'em all. I would merc the shit out of everyone of them.

we need someone rich to finance the company a partner or something ?

I have to believe in a kernel of good in all people, otherwise I would be too depressed about this world.

Yea, raising the venture capital would be part of the very beginning of it.

It's just an idea and concept. I haven't even put together any real business model of it.

A couple posters brought up valid points, but I still think it is doable.

Man, there is a phrase, "I truly know mankind is evil because I consider myself one of the best of them. And I know how bad I am"

Some of the straight pure evil going on in the world, I know there are a fair amount that have no good in them what so ever.

Well I'm not naive enough to expect it of people, but I have to believe they are capable of it in some fashion.
I live my life trying to be a good person in spite of how uncommon that is.

And I would too. By wiping off the face of the earth the pure evil ones.

I don't think I'm made for that sort of violence, not voluntarily anyway. If I was forced by circumstance I think I would be good at it though, which scares me a bit.

Read the book "On Killing" by Dave Grossman. Most people don't have it in them to kill somebody, under ANY circumstances.

>knowledgable about useless shit
>pretty good at martial arts
>quiet af