Gf giving me a blowjob later tonight

Gf giving me a blowjob later tonight.

Trips decides how/where I finish. Will try to provide video or photo evidence.

Right in her left eye

In the top drawer of the nearest dresser.

cum on your spare set of car keys.

blow your load in an electrical socket and see if it sparks

blast off into an envelope and sent it to 1600 pennsylvania drive, washington DC

jizz on a flash drive, then save personal documents on there as a backup

Pretty happy none of these have won yet...

ejaculate on a fan running at top speed

>socloseyetsuchafag.jpeg

skeet on your television remote control. fuck yo tv nigga

wow this is good, roll

In your mouth

Cum on her asshole and make a gif or Webm of her winking it while cumcovered

fine, blow it on the back of her knee then. no one fucking cares, and you're not going to actually post it, so keep being a faggot instead of trying to be funny.

Fuck one off
Rolling for this

In the usb port of the nearest computer

On the wall

On your ass

ejaculate on your hand, wipe it on a bagel and call her a fucking jew whilst heiling hitler as she eats it.

In her vagina, no condom

Gonna go ahead a be a bro and say: Cum right on her tongue. She swallows after. I bet she'd be cool with you taking a picture of the lower half of her face with your jizz on her tongue. Bonus, she has to taste your cum for that much longer while you milk it out and snap a picture.

almost quads

Close enough. Do it OP!

jizz on a large pile of change, make her count and sort them afterwards.

In her right nostril

On moot

In her left ear while fucking a bagel

In nose

Don't finish

Fucking KEK
Nice dubs

cum in her mouth, have her spit it onto a picture of your dead mother. (if your mom is not dead you have to kill her afterwards.)

fuck the blowjob, put it in her ass

cum onto a hot skillet, pre oiled, give it a few minutes on each side to carmalize before splitting the magnificent dish between the two of you.

Initials E.L.?
I'm pretty sure that's you EdgeLord

Cum in her hair

in her ass

cum off the edge of a cliff. resist the urge to jump after it.

In the biggest pot you have, then hit her over the head with it

In a library book

cum on her hair brush. demand she brush her hair. lose all courage and apologize immediately, saying that Sup Forums said it would be alpha to demand it and you love her even though she has gained a few pounds this week.

Applebee's

Don't wear that fedora too tight it might worsen your autism

All over her face. Such a good feeling

Finish on your keyboard

blast yo spooge into a black hole so it travels back in time and impregnates your grandmother. congratulations, you're now your own great grandad, your mom's father, and the incest champion of the world.

in your own mouth, you fucking fag

Wait until she has to shit then cum in ass. Post results

in your hand then slap her face

well faggit its actually a trilby??? i will fight you right now. meet me and the anime club and throw down bitch.

anyways OP, blast your spunk on your favorite tolkien passage, and make her read it- using a DIFFERENT voice for each character (YOU TAKING NOTES, MOM?)

Finish inside her left ear.

winrar

Winrar !

Found your fb
Here's your fb pic for proof

WINRAR

Shit. Congrats. This one is at least possible. I'll do it.

Fucking QUADS checkem boys

if you dont spunk on a copy of todays paper with "hi B/" on it you a motherfucking liar

im outta here, no one at school said there were jerks on this site. i just wanted pepe meemees.

Well I don't subscribe to a newspaper because it's 2016, but I'll see what I can do

How you do that?

so many excellent choices and this bullshit wins. I bet this unibrow mother fucking even says "DID U HEAR ME CUMMING?" as he finishes.

elite hacking

>implying ive ever had sex

jokes on you, testiclebreath

...

Here's yours

Holy fuck mayn'.

where's his chin?

ROLL

First quads, feelsgoodman

...

Go out and take a chance you might just get your dick sucked tonight

Indeed, wish me deep succ

Dubs say that the nights in your favor

get ready boys I feel a GETZ STORM ROLLING IN
Call your gets and you won't be single by thanksgiving

CHECK EM

So close yet so Faggot

fak, check pls

I dub you a knight of kek

I thank the King Kek

BuMpErInO

I need that ear pic

In your mouth

this

this