Secrets/confessions thread round 2. let's do it!

Secrets/confessions thread round 2. let's do it!

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I unknowingly sexted with my mom and KIK and I didn't find out until later when I saw that some of the pictures were in our house. I assume she made the same conclusions based on me not hiding what my room looked like.

It's awkward around here.

NSA trying to get dirt on you thread. round 2468.

i secretly i could suck cock like op and never post any other image than his.

cars back tried to mom me in the finger

m8 if the NSA is reading what I post in these threads they are going to be fucking confused by the huge amount of contradictory bullshit

doubt they could even accurately guess my gender

Oh my... How long ago did this happen? What's your relationship with her been like since you both realized what happened?

me too thanks

When I was like 4 me and my older male cousin (7) would take turns sucking each other's dicks in this boat we had in the yard

marital status? is dad around?

Male. Australian.

My girlfriend's younger sister used to use me in my sleep.

Thought it was weird at first, hated it later.
Still mad/confused at myself to this day

I like to get high on anti-diahrrea pills.

half right

you are faggot.

yes, you ARE "confused". this is the sexual highlight of your entire life.

>celebrate faggot

celebrate

Uhh, he said awkward

The fantasy is nice, in real life though? Not so much.

>b me
>b married
>have fucked a couple hundred women
>inb4 blah blah hurr durr, I'm 53 and married 23 years, do the fucking math

faggot

you would probably go to the police if your high school english teacher started blowing you, faggot.

>I like to get high on anti-diahrrea pills.

I diarrhea to get pills on anti-high

Nope, that would have been consentual

I have a meteorite fragment from when I was a kid. It's a little hunk of metal that is WAY heavier than lead. It's my little prize because I saw the meteorite ruin a garage. My best friend and I explored the area for about an hour while the area cooled. Rural area, house was condemned so only we knew about it. We each took a piece and hauled them home in his wagon. Wagon's wheels were bent outwards by the time we got home. To this day, I keep having it secret because HAZMAT people sectioned the site off the next day... paranoid government tools. I wanted some more meteorite bits and I knew then I could not even talk about them.

WTF?! Why is every confession about jacking off in weird shit?

I've been coveting by friend's girlfriend (now wife) for ~20 years.
We used to live in the same house and I would pull her panties out of the dryer when they were drying and jack off into them, them stick them back in the dryer to continue the cycle.
Got a pretty large collection of her clothing at this time.
I've set up a camera in my bathroom for when she comes over to have drinks.
Also followed her around with a keychain cam recording her ass movements.
The best was once she came home from a workout and had to leave to go to work directly.
The panties... the sweat coupled with the pussy snot... I wish I could go back in time and relive that moment.
But yeah, I made semen ice cubes that she used for her drinks.

...then it was all ruined. We hooked up.

Married
Fell in love with girl half my age in work
She tells me she loves me
At a party on Saturday
All work is there
Openly kiss her
Phoned in sick today

faggot

I jacked off in an empty mcdonalds once, came in the till

that's pretty cool. I almost believe this, user.

but get a friend with a geiger counter to check it out. you could be dead from cancer soon.

You were talking about a female teacher right?

faggot

>waaahhhh.... I got "raped" by a hot young girl waaaaaah

faggot

>...then it was all ruined. We hooked up.

kek

Conspiracy theorists need "hooked on phonics": round 4376

Ever had the top of a pinky finger in your peehole? Hurts dude

Feminine penis

>role reversal
well played

True story.
Doesn't matte if you believe, but the hook up destroyed the ... jack off fuel. Does that make sense? It does to my libido.

>but get a friend with a geiger counter to check it out. you could be dead from cancer soon.
Thanx. Now I'm worried. I'm now going to put it out in my garage. You have any idea how much of a pain in the ass it is to move that dense little hunk of metal? If it is hot, I'll never forgive myself for my little brother getting a tumor that nearly killed him and both our cats dying of feline leukemia.

Took goth chick on a date back on day. Late night we ended up at a grave yard that had super old stones from early settlers. Thought she would dig this type of thing. Had mexican for lunch, belly starts grinding and gurgling, i tell her to hold up a second as I run over to the wood line and drop the gnarliest shit milk shake. Wiping my ass with leaves and getting shit palmed, and every time i wipe i shit even more, 20 mins later shes in a panic assuming she was about to be chopped to peices.

Dude you haven't raped her and bashed her head in yet? You have weak disgusting genes, you don't deserve to call yourself a man. Please don't breed.

Why is that though? I'm not saying your story is fake, but I don't get why you just gave up after you hooked up with her.

She might've enjoyed you shitting in her mouth. You missed a great opportunity user, goth chick=daddy issues=kinky shit=enjoy being shat on. Could've killed 2 birds with one stone...she would probably enjoy watching that too...

Too late for that. Got her mum preggers(this was consentual)

>my little brother getting a tumor that nearly killed him and both our cats dying of feline leukemia.

there's your answer right there, user

>you don't need the geiger counter any more

I fed my gf's sister my cum in a protein shake. She even thanked me for it and complimented how good it was.

Tomorrow would be my gf's and my 6th anniversary. In a little more than a month it'll be 3 years since she died.
I try and pretend like I've healed and moved on but around this time of year I start hearing her voice and seeing her in the corner of my eye, always just faster than I can catch her. Logically I know it wasn't my fault but I still can't get over the guilt and I think that's what keeps me tethered to this bullshit.

I want to fuck 12-15 year old girl, badly

I've recently discovered (owing to Daughter Swap) that I enjoy watching two girls kissing with their fathers cum on their lips. Didn't know porn could be so good.

Because it's my best friend's wife.
Shit's fucked up.
I'm shit.
The situation is shit.

But I've had it for a long long time and until a few minutes ago, was in my bedroom for 3 years when I moved to my own little house. Shouldn't I be sick or maybe radiation wore off or something? My current cat was born here (ex roomie's cat's kitten) and is healthy.

I use to have a sexual relationship with my mom because she told me it was her responsibilities to please the son and make sure he's focused on other things besides sex.

i am a raging alcoholic. Everyone thinks I've been sober for years. 5 years, still drinking. It's gotten so pervasive I broke up with my girlfriend and barely talk to my friends and family

cancer happens when cancer happens

it happened to brother

it happened to cat

when will it happen to you and other cat?

>when user?

Bro almost made me cry, i often image my gf dying and just to think about it makes me depressed. I can't imagine how you feel, seriously.

Mom did something similar when Dad left, only her reason was that I was "the man of the house." I even got a job and help pay the bills for years. Didn't stop until I left for college, 3 years after graduating high school.

>her responsibilities to please the son and make sure he's focused on other things besides sex.

I like the way she thinks

>greentext this faggot

So, to the point, she has left dirties at my request.
That was in the past.
She's changed her mind and shit.
I don't know what is going on, but cumming on her panties loses the "effect" when she's eaten my semen. It's like... A game I didn't think I'd win. I don't know how to explain the loss.

It's gotten somewhat better over the years but combined with seasonal depression, this time of the year is especially hard. It's definitely not an experience I'd wish on anyone .

I've been bad...

>Invite friends/co-workers over
>Little party of 6-10 people
>Serving drinks and handing out snacks
>Purposely not put out a lot of dip
>Someone eventually asks for more
>Bring dip bowl into the kitchen away from party
>Quickly jerk off and cum into dip bowl
>Mix dip and cum together and bring it back out
>Watch as people eat chips and dip
>With my cum mixed in
>Take pictures with everyone
>Some with people eating the dip
>Jerk off to pictures


I've been doing this for a few months now, the thought of people unknowingly eating my jizz turns me on so much, I can't help it...how much trouble would I be in if they found out?

Yes, probably many people have told you this over the yrs but she would've like you to move on.

>..how much trouble would I be in if they found out?

felony sexual assault and register as sex offender for life (I'm only serious), unless they killed you first.

Dude gross.

Sauce?

>trouble would I be in if they found out?

ocregister.com/articles/jail-297506-semen-counts.html

I've completely lost my mind and I don't care.

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SANTA ANA – A Fullerton man was sentenced to 180 days in jail Friday on two counts of battery for twice secretly depositing his semen in a co-worker’s water bottle.

Superior Court Judge Walter Schwarm also required Michael Kevin Lallana, 32, to register as a sex offender for life – because the jury found he committed the acts for sexual gratification – and to serve three years of formal probation.

Schwarm handed down that sentence after he listened to the victim explain that the ordeal damaged her emotionally and physically. “I’ve spent many days crying and not sleeping,” she said with her voice cracking. “I feel it was a form of rape.”

Deputy District Attorney Brock Zimmon argued during the jury trial last month that Lallana twice “set a trap” for his co-worker at Northwestern Mutual Financial Network by discharging his semen into a water bottle she kept on her desk.

Zimmon said sexual gratification was the only reasonable explanation for Lallana's behavior and that Lallana admitted in an interview with Orange police detectives that he placed the semen-laced bottle on the co-worker's desk knowing that her lips would touch the bottle.

The woman testified she worked at Northwestern for more than four years but rarely interacted with Lallana.

The woman first became aware of something unusual in her water when she took a sip from her water bottle on Jan. 14, 2010, while she was working in Northwestern's Newport Beach branch. She testified that she immediately noticed an odd taste and then held the bottle away from her face and saw something in the water.

She said she took the bottle to a private lab, which determined the foreign substance was semen.

A subsequent DNA test confirmed that the semen was Lallana's, Zimmon said.

Madrid contended that Lallana did the acts because of his immaturity and not for sexual gratification.

>cum in a water bottle

What a fucking retard. Put that shit in some food or a drink that doesn't show that there are particles in the drink.

Hey are you in here? should i post it again just to piss you off? you know who you are.

What is it? post whatever it is.

obvious troll is obvious.

I've heard that plenty of times but, up until recently it wasn't something I really tried at. Logically I understand all that shit; that she'd want me to move on, that holding onto her for so long isn't healthy, that I didn't know it would happen, and had no way of preventing her death. But there's just that disconnect from the emotional that makes it so fuckin hard to accept.

I'm trying though. I'm finally back on meds (for Bipolar + other shit) and have been seeing a therapist and it's been getting a little easier overall. Just gotta keep on trucking I guess.

if you post that faggotry about your moms friend fingering you I swear to god

no, it's not that

It's a great thing to lose.

frosted butts

well what is it about then? I want to know now.

I'm kinda hoping its about me now

well now im torn if i should post it to piss off one person or not post it and piss off at least a couple

Just go ahead and post it user. If you don't, can you at least tell us what it's about?

is it about me? if so post

>is it about me? if so post

How would they even know who you are? we're all anonymous here.

yeah but if its about me they can post it

I think you're missing the point, how would they even know you're the person they're thinking about.

she'll know.

I think I know who you are, and if you're the person I'm thinking about (you own too much cheese), know that is not me.

It's impossible for someone to not at least wonder if a meteorite is radioactive. Nice bait, cunt hair.

Dude wtf don't give away my cheese secrets like that

Come on user. Share it.

>i was drunk at thenlazy river in new braunsfels and i saw this girl with huge tits in a wet shirt
>turns out she was a friend of a family friend
>later that night chat both girls up but big tits i need 2 see
>im a funny handsome dude bro
>dancing with them
>touch big tities girl while joking around to subconciously let her know we are fucking
>takes me to river at night away from bros to sit in water
>takes her shirt off.. hilt shit boner
>massive DDs hanging out pick her up make her sit on lap to keep me warm
> dumb older brother comes with his uglier girl
>anyways separate again bc he sucks at keeping the atmosphere flirty
>we end up in her tent she takes bra off i get nekked
>family friend outside drinking and dancing
>she hops on my d and i get to thrustin
>titties so big they are bouncing with force shes attacking my neck like a wombat
>here a moaning noise next to us, someones in the tent
>big tits says omg your bros in here with anondra
>im like ok...no didnt sound like your friend
>dont here moans anymore keep humpin shes having fun fucking next to everyone in secret
>woman opens tent shines flashlight scares the girl off my dick im there with dick out
>she leaves doesnt say anything
>we investigate...
>7 year old girl is in tent hearing us fuck
>aunt of the girl saw us fucking
>her boyfriend is fucking 6 foot 5 275lbs
>im drunk as fuck go pee in bathroom
>hes there jokes about killing me while rolling joint
>i pretend i didnt here and said u got the good stuff breh
>walk out drunk take girl to other bathroom
>fuck her in mens room big tits having fun being a sub
>see bro we meet up and go to bed
>next day hickies all over ppl are wutting
>we go to retrieve lost artifacts from the sex battle
>bro banged family friends daughter rhe girl he was with
>its awkward and her dad is staribg daggers at him
>im glad im better at being social or i woulda had the ugly girl with not tits n a kid
>mfw i banged in front of a 7 year old
My mom put makeup on my neck after

go to bed

>My mom put makeup on my neck after
Gold

Turns out bro fucked her face down azz up in back seat of my other bros truck...and nutted in her

I cry every tiem this is why i carry condoms everywhere i go...

Says she would get plan b

Plan b doesnt work everytime .. hahahaha shit

Make me.

I'd love to.

fucked my best friends sister and have lied for 6 years

I'm guessing tequila!

I committed the Whitechapel murders back in '88.

bump

...

Pics of the thing user, please, this is a really awesome story, if true ofc.

I've slept with several of my in-laws including one of my wifes cousins that she's really close to.

My gf recently kind of hooked up with another guy in a moment of crisis in the relationship and now I'm kind of unsure if she hs him as a FWB and it's making me uneasy. I really wanted to see her whatsapp but idk how to or if I should ask her next time. We're in a very good relationship but now I'm not that trusting anymore

Doesn't even depend on the teacher.