Why don't we make something tumblrish up. Like a new gender or some kind of rights violation going on against an imaginary people. And then we raid tumblr saying how much we hate it. Try our hardest to trigger this imaginary community on tumblr. We stage a little war between us and them, with us posing as the tumblrites. Then we see how many real people start claiming that they are part of this group. See if we can document the exact time tumblr people jumped on the band wagon and claimed that they had always identified with a race/ethical rights problem/dumb shit that doesn't exist and doesn't make any sense.
Any ideas for what the made up thing is going to be?
Could fail, could be spectacular, could get a few lulz
I'm in
Nolan Moore
How about: Rainbows are an anti-gay hate symbol Imposed by the patriarchy to mock non heteros.
Asher Fisher
Right so we need two stories:
Why we here at Sup Forums think they are such degenerates.
And
The bleeding heart story that that our luminosexuals are going to tell about their struggle.
Isaac Russell
how many pets get castrated each day because we don't want to take care of the pups and kittens? We are violating animal rights!!! Pro-life for animals too!!
Christian Anderson
I consider the name of the Minnesota Vikings to be highly triggering as it is appropriating the culture and heritage of Danish people.
Adrian Russell
god is gay because he created rainbows and has son but not wife
Henry Williams
You cant fuck light vs i spiritually fuck light
Jayden Jones
We could start the: "Be a crazy cat lady" movement!
Encourage tumblrinas to go to the shelter and adopt like 5 cats to protect their sexual rights
Bentley Sanders
This sounds great. My idea:
Meteogender - gender changes depending on current weather Sunny - male Rainy - female Snow - genderfluid Storm of any type - agender
James Johnson
that's legit already a thing in the tumblr community...
Angel Peterson
...
Asher Cooper
What about lumiosexual?
Adrian Morales
i know, i know
Brandon Miller
People that are sexually attracted to invisible people.
Jordan Bell
haven't heard of it, but with the tumblr types...
i think luminosexual would work best though
Jose Howard
Shit, really? Fucking retards.
Jayden Barnes
Looming new weapon laws are discriminating against people who identify as guns, missiles or attack helicopters.
Nathan Cox
This sounds good, I may lurk and see what happens
Ethan Hughes
oh fuck pure genius
Jack Myers
we've got it, boys
Hudson Phillips
:^)
Zachary Sanchez
How about people that are sexually attracted to downeys?
>blowjob by a down syndrome male really turns me on
Andrew Gutierrez
Photosynthesis harder, daddy!
Josiah Clark
This
Gavin Kelly
Okay OP here:
I think that Lumino or weapon's rights are the two strongest so get voting niggers strawpoll.me/11593988
Brody Hughes
Here we go
Michael Sanders
there are so many sides to play on this one
Anthony Morris
fuck man, are those throwing knives?
Eli Anderson
I just became sexually attracted to quints, I'll tell you that much.
Carson Rivera
>quints What are you fucking gay?
Kayden Harris
idk guys, it seems like the attack helicopter rights already has both sides of the story built into it...
Zachary Brooks
Wait, shit, quads. Damn it.
Zachary Cox
I had a stroke.
Chase Gutierrez
#NOTALLWEAPONS
Ethan Bailey
agreed. less work for us
Christian Powell
The attack choppers have it
Andrew Smith
Looks like attack helicopter rights
Maybe we'll be able to get rights to blow our load all over Pakistanis pretending that they're missiles
You never know Sup Forums. You never know.
Chase Scott
Wont they see through "Attack Helicopters" due to previous trolling?
Hunter Reed
People that are sexually attracted to themselves, as limbless. Or to people that don't have limbs.
Like, no arms and legs. Like worms. They just flop on eachother.
Sometimes people cut off their own limbs, its an actual surgery. But its ok its them.
Camden Wood
go for it #NOTALLWEAPONS
Alexander Kelly
change te name to gunkin rights or something
Eli Cooper
gun-kin or #notallweapons?
William Evans
Don't worry, if we bitch and complain they'll sympathize with us no matter what we're complaining about.
Nathaniel Price
Yeah attack choppers was just my shorthand. Gunkin is good
Henry Hall
New gender is creampuff marshmallows. Its the gender of kind fat people
Tyler Cooper
Sup Forums isn't capable of this anymore. It's sad, really.
Evan Walker
How about we change attack helicopter rights to sexually identifying as a Honda civic?
Grayson Anderson
Okay does any body have a few troll accounts ready? That way we only have to create #Notallweapons accounts
Daniel Smith
fuck out of here, newfag don't you see this wonderful thing being created? like a fucking child life is fucking beautiful, bitch.
Noah Garcia
i'll create the main gun-kin rights blog, aight? will post here once it's made
Evan Foster
the pariah for GunKin
Parker Hall
I'd love to be proved wrong but I've been here long enough to realize Sup Forums doesn't do shit anymore. Good luck and godspeed.
Lucas White
I should probably get to work on a weaponkin blog too
Jose Jackson
helicopters is stupid. I wanted luminosourus, or one of my own better ideas. Your idea is stupid. Its going to fail I quit.
Kevin Young
I want to be a part of something epic again
Leo Moore
Okay, I'm working on a "Gunkin manifesto" Like a list of rules/mottos e.g
1) Just because I can hurt people doesn't mean I will 2) My kin does not make me who I am (Weird double irony here?) 3) People are friends not targets
Owen White
isupportgunkinrights.tumblr.com GunKinGate is our movement
Connor Barnes
Then do something?
Ryan Bailey
#2 is perfect! supports how "they don't choose to be kin"
Andrew Reed
Biology is sexist until you need surgery, then, it matters.
Logan James
attack helicopters won by one vote. This is stupid. I'm just going to tell everyone on tumblr that you guys made this because i hate it and hate you.
John Howard
Men, I prefer 1
Easier to get through the Tumblrfags thick skulls
Justin Price
Stop being such a racist, guud
Gavin Evans
Turn it into a friendly competition. Gunfags vs. lightfags.
Who can get more tumblristas to join their cause?
Nathan Harris
Can we start Girl go bald for cancer awareness or #Goshorthair against objectification of women ?
Wont get right of the blue haired 400 pound assholes looming on the streets
Thomas Barnes
Someone can use this for gunkin I myself have struggled tremendously, both physically and mentally, after being singled out by the discriminatory gun laws, and finding myself on the receiving end of death threats and near-constant online bile.
Luke Taylor
You're missing a square at the top boy
Levi Ross
Send him blessings
Camden Parker
Why dont we do it you ask?
You attempt to do this a dozen times each year, you realize the results are worse and worse the more cancer we become
In 20011 you would get as far as a couple dozen people start making fake accounts and even waiting a few days to make it seem real, but then someone would do a "le epix tr0ll" and snitch on what was going on
Now in 2016 you skip all the effort cause by the time you post the tread, someone has already posted a screen shot of our plans on tumblre and then comes back to show how "le epik" his generic troll was
Thats why
Joshua Lee
I knew a woman whose father used to abuse her as a child, and when she'd try to run, he'd grab her by her hair. He never allowed her to cut it either. When she finally turned eighteen, the first thing she did was shave it all off, and she's kept it short since then.
Spin a story like that and you've got gold.
Carter Brown
Lets push for pedosexual rights on tumblr for the luls and defend ourselves by saying "you're pedophobic"
Josiah Foster
By the power of the faggot, i shall value your opinion as .
Robert Martinez
This
Evan Stewart
good story! Shave head moment can pickup i guess.
Noah Sanders
Following this train of thought, does tumblr hate incest?
Sebastian Hughes
Here's my throwaway account, someome give me a picture of a faggy looking teenager for the pfp
i wish i could go back in time to browse Sup Forums back when it was actually quality and good ._.
Isaac Cruz
I don't want the shave head movement to pick up, I like girls with long hair :( Smells nice specially in the morning
Jaxon Foster
Nah cant be a white male bro, you know this
Carter Torres
If your attracted to quints but just fell for quads, does that make you numeroqueer?
Jonathan Green
Irish singer Sinéad O'Connor shaved her head as an assertion against traditional views of women, and objectification of women. Raise your voice again objectification, shave your head, you are the modern women. #strongwomengobald , How does this sounds ?
Xavier Taylor
not sure i barely go on tumblr but i actually always have the best ideas n shit but people barely pay attention to me lol