Hey Sup Forums

Hey Sup Forums,

Why don't we make something tumblrish up.
Like a new gender or some kind of rights violation going on against an imaginary people.
And then we raid tumblr saying how much we hate it. Try our hardest to trigger this imaginary community on tumblr.
We stage a little war between us and them, with us posing as the tumblrites.
Then we see how many real people start claiming that they are part of this group.
See if we can document the exact time tumblr people jumped on the band wagon and claimed that they had always identified with a race/ethical rights problem/dumb shit that doesn't exist and doesn't make any sense.

Any ideas for what the made up thing is going to be?

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strawpoll.me/11593988
ageofshitlords.com/list-of-all-tumblr-genders-so-far/
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

Sexually attracted to light

that sounds like way more effort than it's worth

being hetero is rape

So something like luminosexual?

so very down

Isn't everything?

Luminoqueer:
Only attracted to gay light

Fucking newfag
Don't join in

Could fail, could be spectacular, could get a few lulz

I'm in

How about: Rainbows are an anti-gay hate symbol
Imposed by the patriarchy to mock non heteros.

Right so we need two stories:

Why we here at Sup Forums think they are such degenerates.

And

The bleeding heart story that that our luminosexuals are going to tell about their struggle.

how many pets get castrated each day because we don't want to take care of the pups and kittens? We are violating animal rights!!! Pro-life for animals too!!

I consider the name of the Minnesota Vikings to be highly triggering as it is appropriating the culture and heritage of Danish people.

god is gay because he created rainbows
and has son but not wife

You cant fuck light vs i spiritually fuck light

We could start the:
"Be a crazy cat lady" movement!

Encourage tumblrinas to go to the shelter and adopt like 5 cats to protect their sexual rights

This sounds great. My idea:

Meteogender - gender changes depending on current weather
Sunny - male
Rainy - female
Snow - genderfluid
Storm of any type - agender

that's legit already a thing in the tumblr community...

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What about lumiosexual?

i know, i know

People that are sexually attracted to invisible people.

haven't heard of it, but with the tumblr types...

i think luminosexual would work best though

Shit, really? Fucking retards.

Looming new weapon laws are discriminating against people who identify as guns, missiles or attack helicopters.

This sounds good, I may lurk and see what happens

oh fuck
pure genius

we've got it, boys

:^)

How about people that are sexually attracted to downeys?

>blowjob by a down syndrome male really turns me on

Photosynthesis harder, daddy!

This

Okay OP here:

I think that Lumino or weapon's rights are the two strongest so get voting niggers
strawpoll.me/11593988

Here we go

there are so many sides to play on this one

fuck man, are those throwing knives?

I just became sexually attracted to quints, I'll tell you that much.

>quints
What are you fucking gay?

idk guys, it seems like the attack helicopter rights already has both sides of the story built into it...

Wait, shit, quads. Damn it.

I had a stroke.

#NOTALLWEAPONS

agreed. less work for us

The attack choppers have it

Looks like attack helicopter rights

Maybe we'll be able to get rights to blow our load all over Pakistanis pretending that they're missiles

You never know Sup Forums. You never know.

Wont they see through "Attack Helicopters" due to previous trolling?

People that are sexually attracted to themselves, as limbless. Or to people that don't have limbs.

Like, no arms and legs. Like worms. They just flop on eachother.

Sometimes people cut off their own limbs, its an actual surgery. But its ok its them.

go for it #NOTALLWEAPONS

change te name to gunkin rights or something

gun-kin or #notallweapons?

Don't worry, if we bitch and complain they'll sympathize with us no matter what we're complaining about.

Yeah attack choppers was just my shorthand.
Gunkin is good

New gender is creampuff marshmallows. Its the gender of kind fat people

Sup Forums isn't capable of this anymore. It's sad, really.

How about we change attack helicopter rights to sexually identifying as a Honda civic?

Okay does any body have a few troll accounts ready?
That way we only have to create #Notallweapons accounts

fuck out of here, newfag
don't you see this wonderful thing being created?
like a fucking child
life is fucking beautiful, bitch.

i'll create the main gun-kin rights blog, aight? will post here once it's made

the pariah for GunKin

I'd love to be proved wrong but I've been here long enough to realize Sup Forums doesn't do shit anymore. Good luck and godspeed.

I should probably get to work on a weaponkin blog too

helicopters is stupid.
I wanted luminosourus, or one of my own better ideas.
Your idea is stupid.
Its going to fail I quit.

I want to be a part of something epic again

Okay,
I'm working on a "Gunkin manifesto"
Like a list of rules/mottos e.g

1) Just because I can hurt people doesn't mean I will
2) My kin does not make me who I am (Weird double irony here?)
3) People are friends not targets

isupportgunkinrights.tumblr.com
GunKinGate is our movement

Then do something?

#2 is perfect! supports how "they don't choose to be kin"

Biology is sexist until you need surgery, then, it matters.

attack helicopters won by one vote.
This is stupid.
I'm just going to tell everyone on tumblr that you guys made this because i hate it and hate you.

Men, I prefer 1

Easier to get through the Tumblrfags thick skulls

Stop being such a racist, guud

Turn it into a friendly competition. Gunfags vs. lightfags.

Who can get more tumblristas to join their cause?

Can we start Girl go bald for cancer awareness or #Goshorthair against objectification of women ?

this.

this

that would be interesting

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let the triforce be with you

Wont get right of the blue haired 400 pound assholes looming on the streets

Someone can use this for gunkin
I myself have struggled tremendously, both physically and mentally, after being singled out by the discriminatory gun laws, and finding myself on the receiving end of death threats and near-constant online bile.

You're missing a square at the top boy

Send him blessings

Why dont we do it you ask?

You attempt to do this a dozen times each year, you realize the results are worse and worse the more cancer we become

In 20011 you would get as far as a couple dozen people start making fake accounts and even waiting a few days to make it seem real, but then someone would do a "le epix tr0ll" and snitch on what was going on

Now in 2016 you skip all the effort cause by the time you post the tread, someone has already posted a screen shot of our plans on tumblre and then comes back to show how "le epik" his generic troll was

Thats why

I knew a woman whose father used to abuse her as a child, and when she'd try to run, he'd grab her by her hair. He never allowed her to cut it either. When she finally turned eighteen, the first thing she did was shave it all off, and she's kept it short since then.

Spin a story like that and you've got gold.

Lets push for pedosexual rights on tumblr for the luls and defend ourselves by saying "you're pedophobic"

By the power of the faggot, i shall value your opinion as .

This

good story! Shave head moment can pickup i guess.

Following this train of thought, does tumblr hate incest?

Here's my throwaway account, someome give me a picture of a faggy looking teenager for the pfp

Are you fucking kidding me

Not that I can find...
ageofshitlords.com/list-of-all-tumblr-genders-so-far/

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i wish i could go back in time to browse Sup Forums back when it was actually quality and good ._.

I don't want the shave head movement to pick up, I like girls with long hair :( Smells nice specially in the morning

Nah cant be a white male bro, you know this

If your attracted to quints but just fell for quads, does that make you numeroqueer?

Irish singer Sinéad O'Connor shaved her head as an assertion against traditional views of women, and objectification of women.
Raise your voice again objectification, shave your head, you are the modern women.
#strongwomengobald ,
How does this sounds ?

not sure i barely go on tumblr but i actually always have the best ideas n shit but people barely pay attention to me lol