Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
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Are you proud of yourself OP? Are you proud of what this thread has become?
You've created yet another vehicle for "ceiling" to be posted. That's all you've done by creating this Waifu thread. I know what you were thinking. "I'll share some conversations with my fellow anons by creating a Waifu thread on Sup Forums! That will help me pass some time." But look what happened. Your entire thread is filled with pictures of that fucking Chen meme posting ceiling faggot.
And honestly, what were you expecting to happen? If you've been in any Waifu thread, any one AT ALL in the past month, then you've witnessed this happening. Every thread is the same. Sure, every once in a while something conersational gets posted. But then the inevitable: ceiling poster arrives. We all know it's going to happen. It's happened here. It's going to happen in the next thread, and the next one after that. You should know better by now.
Sure, it's not your fault that these faggots keeping posting pictures of some shitty hand writing and other image.jpgs. It's not your fault that the users here are too fucking stupid to post original content instead of regurgitating the same old school Sup Forums images day in and day out. But you know what? You're an enabler. By creating Waifu threads, you're inviting people to come in and post mundane, idiotic garbage. We all know that every Waifu is shit, so what makes you think yours is going to be any different? If you know that this ceiling shit is going to happen and then ignore it and create a thread anyway, you're part of the problem. You are exactly what people are referring to when they use the phrase "the cancer that's killing Sup Forums." You should be ashamed of yourself.
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Shino
Shiro
Sachii
Konata
This four just had a single mission
To fill /waifu/ threads with cancer, stupidity and inferioty
This year
In july
Just on Sup Forums.
How will /waifu/ threads will recover from their stupidity? You can find only in here. Next season of /waifu/ threads versus the cancer squad
still here
I realize that most of you have ether forgotten what /waifu/ is or are simply newfags who don't know.
/waifu/ is not where we make posts talking about our personal lives and our problems...we're not your fucking livejournal
/waifu/ is not some place where we giggle at memes....we're not fucking YTMND
/waifu/ is not some place where we make confessions we're not fucking grouphug
/waifu/ is not some place where we find pictures on other websites and post them here ...we're not fucking ebaumsworld
/waifu/ is not some site where we go to jerk off to hentai pics....we're not fucking aerisdies
/waifu/ is not some place that you go to, to get someone to hack your girlfriend's e-mail account because shes cheating on you for the 15th time...we're not your fucking personal army
/waifu/ is not some place you go to ask for help with a personal problem, we're not your fucking psychologist
/waifu/ isn't some place you go to trash talk other people you'll never meet simply because its an anonymous board with "no rules" and you can get away with it with out any repercussion...we're not a fucking group of internet tough guys
/waifu/ is not NICE
so /waifu/....what IS /waifu/...i want to see how long it takes for someone to get it.
I wasn't slow
()^:
Hello, yes. This is a story of how I got the idea to make "waifu claiming threads".
So, the story begins when my mom was abusing me with a grate. Then dad came in and beat me, so I got the perfect idea to watch anime. I watched anime, masturbated to 12 year olds with massive tits, and called people for faggots if they said that was wrong, one day. I got bored of wanking off to little children. So I decided to make some shitty thread on Sup Forums that later on catched on.
Did you actually take time to write this?
Claimu!
I'm not the other friend-O
But mines an edit of the suisuiseki one.
I've seen those posted before
>Whats a copypasta?
I'm autistic enough to have a notepad full of /waifu/ pastas
Some of these are valid:
>/waifu/ is not where we make posts talking about our personal lives and our problems...we're not your fucking livejournal
>/waifu/ is not some place where we make confessions we're not fucking grouphug
>/waifu/ is not some place you go to ask for help with a personal problem, we're not your fucking psychologist
He's right, we aren't a hugbox. Every time this place has turned into a hugbox it's gone to shit
>/waifu/ is not some site where we go to jerk off to hentai pics....we're not fucking aerisdies
This is important. We don't want to become like the furry/hentai/porn threads. That would be a literal circlejerk.
Remember the original rules:
Waifu claiming thread
The rules are very simple:
>Claim your 2D waifu
>Post pictures of your waifu
>Discuss stuff
>Talk trash about other waifus
>Post fitting content, not over-sexualised content
>Most important: Have fun!
There isn't much more to these threads.
It really SHOULD be. The only people who were really shouting "ELITIST, ELITIST" was that Mi Lu guy or whatever.
What the fuck is wrong with you? Do you ceiling fags have a fucking off switch? I don't understand how you can spend all your time on an imageboard, look at countless images and think "THAT THERE THREAD SURE WOULD LOOK BETTER WITH IMAGE.JPG BLASTED ALL OVER IT!" I know the word "autist" gets thrown around a lot here, but I think it might actually be the best word to describe you idiots. You must legitimately be on the autism spectrum. I mean that sincerely; what the FUCK does desu even mean?? Why on earth would you associate it with fucking Sup Forums? Did you ever get any sunlight as a child? There's just no rational explanation for why you would keep doing this. You're either a lifelong shut-in or a drooling fucking retard.
I am not Mi Lu. The oldfags are their own reason for leaving these threads. They spent so much time trash talking everyone who wasn't involved in their secret society, they become literal elitist snobs. A lot of people on here came to hate them for that. They have every right to conduct their private community how they seem fit, but they're doing it wrong. They took away what made waifu waifu and now they're the farthest from waifu they've ever been. There are plenty of members who would brighten up Discourse and bring a breath of fresh air, creativity and alternate viewpoints, but the oldfags have their heads so far up their asses they can't see that. The only reason that community exists is because they felt like they were more than others. That because they were veterans everyone else is wrong and they're right. They didn't want to change with the times. And if they don't, it'll end soon. They can really make a full fledged community with what they've got, but they squander it.
Don't we control all aspects of children's lives with the illusion of "Adulthood" anyway?
Most kids are stupid enough to believe anything an "Adult" says. At least I would be constructive in my manipulations.
Teaching them to clean, cook, to fix things, how to use tools, modern technology, modern health care.
It really could be worse. I could have a full blown sex slave like you obviously want.
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Theres that fucking NIGGER MAI just shitting around. I wouldn't doubt it if that niggerfaggot was behind a lot of bullshit around here
Mai is some kinda Illuminati nigger fucker
GET OUT MAI
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
everyone on Sup Forums knows that these are the most pathetic piece of shit threads on the board, that's why these retards get raided and spammed because even Sup Forums finds this retard shit unacceptable
>y-y-you c-can't talk a-a-about my w-w-waifu like t-that!
need to be shot tbh
>tfw I am 100% confident I could beat the fuck out of any of the Waifu posters
>tfw when I have a real life girlfriend
>tfw I have sex every day after work
>tfw I've never watched anime except for Pokemon when I was like 6
>yfw anime is for little fucking kids not virgin manbabies
"Mommy they're ruining our hug box and teasing my waifu! GET DADDY!"
Daddy left the other day because he was so disappointed his son grew up to become an overweight virgin who never played sports and wastes all of his money on anime dolls and body pillows. You didn't notice because you were in the basement cumming on your screen to a Chinese cartoon character
Oh neat! I have some copypastas but they are more like the meme copypastas. Like the "Good shit good shit" and "This is so Autistic". Forgot where the notepad with it is tho.
Nice dubs ^w^
Well ofc I did not because I am new, but I realized it is copied from somewhere pretty fast.
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Yeah I only have a sad amount of pastas. I guess I'm less autistic than you which means I can't even win at being autistic. NO WONDER DADDY BEATS ME.
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you ok there?
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This is what we've organized for.
We spend hours planning our raids.
We spend hours discussing the best way to derail your threads.
We spend hours loading our guns. Our ammunition to keep your hug-box in chaos.
We will end these waifu threads.
You will regret ever messing with us.
You cannot control this damage.
Please more. It makes me laugh!
HAHAHA YOU FAGGOTS DELETED THE OTHER THREAD BC YOU COULDNT HANDLE THE SPAM! THE ULTIMATE DAMAGE CONTROL
>victory confirmed
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Hi I'm Rick Harrison, and this is my waifu thread. I post here with my virgins, and my man babies. Everyone in here is fat, and stinky. One thing I've learned after 21 threads, you never know WHAT level of autism is gonna come through that thread.
Look who it is again, ID Heaven. I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet. Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways. Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag? Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time.
I CANT STAY HARD I FAP TOO MUCH
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Oh you're new? I didn't realise. Welcome
i miss id heaven :(
STOP FUCKING SPAMMING OUR THREADS "HURRR SO AUTISTIC" you're so fucking cool making fun of people with autism. "VIRGINITY CONFIRMED" I've fucked 10 hot girls dude, and they all like anime. Seriously just FUCK OFF and let us enjoy our thread.
We're not going anywhere, you fat fucking autists. Why? Because everybody on this board fucking hates you all.
Wait really? Someone did not know I am new? I guess I am changing.
Nice bote. ID heaven is in the shit Discord. Everyone got sucked into it.
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WAIFU WAIFU LOL MY WAIFU
BUT IT'S A GROWN MAN I'M REALLY TALKING TO
BUT I'M SO IN DENIAL, I PRETEND IT'S THE CUTE LITTLE CARTOON THEY POST
MOM YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND MY MENTALLY ILL LOVE
i miss sachi
Look how serious is this stuff.
Sachii's dead.
He's fucking dead. I don't know.. I just. Fuck. He texted me a little bit earlier about the threads, I tried to convince him not to but just FUCK. He thought the chick he was waifu with hated him. I wasn't here for it, but we were texting about it. Some asshole, according to this thread it was most likely Mai, went and framed him as a pervert and made it look like he was hitting on that drawfag or some shit. I know that doesn't seem like a big deal but fuck dude he's young and that feels like the end of the fucking world when a girl thinks that about you and he just got out of a relationship a while ago but fuck. I just.. fuck. I don't know what to do anymore. He told me he was going to end his life. No reply. No matter how much I text, it says he hasn't read it. Before that he just didn't sound like the same guy anymore, he was going off the deep end saying he was worthless and that women all think he's a creep and he's ugly and bullshit like that, he said Sup Forums was ruining him but it was irreversable which is bullshit. Just fuck. I'm just trying to cope here. I'm hoping so much that I'm going to wake up in the morning and he'll have replied to me, maybe he fell asleep first or something. Fuck I don't know if i can sleep I don't even know who to go to other than here.
Why are you spamming?
i'm bored
how many sekrit discords are there now?
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oh fuck if I know. Like 4 for sure.
I have one, it consists of me and only me, I can't even talk to myself though. I scare me
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add me on discord bb
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I see.
There's only one good one anyways :^)
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I don't know how, I only ever added myself. If I don't go shower with daddy he will beat me.
ive been holding all in for so long im done you all think this is a joke just how i would expect people to act all unsympathetic monster no one deserves life we sould all die im at my breaking point i want to die we all want to die we just dont excpect it ill do it ill kill someone you want to see it my family is first my dads a big guy but with a knife i could do it kill them all then the neighbours ill show you the pics i will infact fuck it im going to do it watch me watch me ill post pics unless something happens to me and either i get uressted or shot god i feel so free its all going to be over
Miho.
You could atleast try to use avatars that you didn't post countless times before in Discords etc.
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i wish daddy would beat me
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Me too.
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Hio. What's up?
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Nothing much you?
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Just the usual. Still a little sick, but getting better slowly.
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Im also sick. Hope u get better soon.
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Best Keion claimed
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Miho-user claimed
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Nice
Who cares if Miho's face wqs leaked. In fact, Miho has a chance to improve himself from this. He could lose weight and shit. Then he can post his new and improved self on waifu
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