Your trial by combat is about to begin!

>Your trial by combat is about to begin!
>The enemy champion is The Mountain
>Your champion is the main character of the last movie you watched

Are you fucked?

I like my chances

The mountain can go fuck himself.

the Lou Ferrigno Hercules.

your mountain has just crumbled, fagaloon.

Aragorn

Who would win?

what is he eatin?!
why does he need to be that big for?
whats he doin?!

Neo, if the trial isn't in the Matrix i'm fucked.

Frodo. I'm fucked.

Frodo is the main character you fucking cuck.

Honestly the mountain could probably beat him

Magic Beats Melee

>Clive Owen in Shoot 'em Up
Yeah, I'm probably good since he's basically indestructible

the trial shall be truly judged

He's literally the worst marvel hero. He's just a kind of strong guy with a shield.

Duel? I like my chances

Aragorn has more plot armour than all GoT characters combined

Plot twist: Clegane has Mask of the Father and can quick roll through all your spells to stun lock you with his zwei

Bane?

I'd have to go with Aragorn.

He's only slightly shorter than the Mountain and he can slaughter orcs and other bullshit by the dozens while carrying a conversation

keanu reeves in 47 ronin (god that was a bad movie)
No, I think I'll be fine with a half-demon samurai with a special demon sword that can turn into floating fabric fighting the mountain.

Ah, another Game of Shit thread.

That makes 18 hidden, now.

Do not call me junior.

>mountain goes into ocean
>sinks

The Mountain had better have knowledge of the Weirding Way or he's screwed.

Can't tell if I'm fucked

>mfw pic related

Not even a fair fight.

Ed or Lorraine Warren from the Conjuring 2.

I'm so fucked.

The four horsemen of Now You see me 2.
I hope he slaughters them all after I saw that shitty movie.

he's my oberyn martell. do i stand a chance you guys?

i see you post in every thread, and I'd just like to tell you that I love you bro

The Mountain stole your heart Chev, he's right there go get it.
>sit back as the entire city of Kingslanding breaks out into bloodshed

does he get a gun?

With the EVA, or as is?

>Last movie
Like, last new movie I saw or just last movie I saw generally speaking?

nope

kek

...

I'm assuming he's the main character.

I don't think the mountain would have a chance against a guy who's very name is a killing word... I think you're more than safe.

oy vey

Maximus Decimus Meridius

The film you most recently watched. Release date doesn't matter.

Kirsten Dunst in Melancholia

Maybe she can make a magic teepee to protect herself?

based barry

RIP mountain

Ok then Fuck the Mountain I gots Wolverine.

huh
I don't know how I didn't realize before, but that's skye's dad on shield.
I knew he had done a bunch of stuff, but I didn't realize he was from one of the first sci fi movies i ever watched.

I feel safe.

well im definitely fucked, but it would be a funny combat to watch

As long as there's a big hook around...

just kill me already

Same.

Terminator 2

The guy could take a beating, so he might last longer than good old Oby

dece, would be a good fight anyway

psh.... notin personnel.. kid.....

That would actually be a good fight

>7' tall 60yr old battle hardened warrior with the blood of demigods flowing through his veins vs some fat fuck

hmm

Theodore from 'Her'. I'm fucked.

>Broken Arrow
Hey, I'm cool with this. Surely boxing skills will serve well against a big fucking sword.

You would still die. Just from collateral damage caused by man of murder instead

The mountain is fucking dead

RIP Mountain

Until they chop Christians hands off

he will close his eyes waiting for death, but YHWH will give the mountain a heart attack, just to show him how fragile his fears are

>The Aint Rights


I'm fucked :(

CRASHING THIS PLANE

Anduin Lothar from the Warcraft movie

The Mountain gets shit on.

Moses in Prince of Egypt

>are you fucked?
I don't quite know....

I'm fucked.

gonna go with no
God watches out for Moses a lot.

I'll be alright

>Do ya like dags?

>Are you fucked?

depends. sw writers or got writers?

>expecting anything less after the absolute shitfest that was now you see me 1

no problem here

It was nice knowing you, Mr. Mountain. All three of you.

Joffrey's head was transplanted onto the Mountain's body by Qyburn

There is no difference

>Based Lothar is my champion

Robert Strong? More like Robert WRONG

it doesn't matter anymore D&D are fully feminist now and would make her kill the mountain even though he's on their fucking show

>pregnant Ellen page in Juno

Ahahaha

I hope the sweet cunny was the main character so i could watch her get fucked by mountain

in that case, sucks for got, but good for me

>Snake Plisskin


Round one: Snake lights him up with his MAC-10

I don't even know..

>Bjornsson used to be skinny as fuck

How inspiring.

>Tom Conti in Merry Christmas Mr Lawrence

he is 9 in the photo though

This is gonna be pretty one-sided

>Captain Picard
Set phaser to max. No more Mountain.

>filename
nice

He throws motorcycles at people and face plants the ocean. Honestly he'd probably be fine against the Mountain. He can run as fast as a car on the freeway. He pulls a helicopter out of the air.

I would die just to see that

>that
>skinny
I hope your memeing brah

I'm fine unless he can't bring his glock

This.

NOOOO!!! Hes going to make her Elia Martell 2.0

Really?

Same. Also, nice trips

i think Ringo might just shoot him.

Your Mountain is fucked.