G'morning b

g'morning b.
hope you slept well.
tell me why you will not KILL YOURSELF today.

No pics because the phone's a brick but I had a cougar grinding me while I did some coke last night. It made things happier around here.

I'd like to live just long enough to find out which newly elected president will push the red button.

I have school duh

>tell me why you will not KILL YOURSELF today.
I will but after the elections

Because I don't delude myself about life having needing some ulterior purpose. The sole purpose to life is to live.

Amazing. Who is this?

Because tomorrow is the doctor appointment where they explain to me how they fucked up my arm and how they are going to fix it, I just have to make it.

I only live to reply to this thread every morning. The day it stops, i stop.

hello then.
idk
g'luck with your arm
yes, but live how ?

Gotta do a couple loads of laundry tbhfam. That's enough things to do for the day.

Also I wanna see what happens with the yankee gong show tomorrow.

Schedule is packed. No time for an hero.

After I get the source about who the dude,the girl and the scene title, I will kill myself. You faggots dare?

this
this

and talking to a cute gril who wants to drink tea and watch rick n morty with me. life ain't so bad OP

Because the tank is empty.....

have fun.
i hate doing laundry personally.
well i'm glad i don't have sauce. have fun living.
nice, hope she sucks dick too.

Because then I woudent have anything to do tomarow.

Holy fuck, I remember watching this video YEARS ago. It was supposedly a hidden camera of a wife cheating and that guy is her ex.

Because I'm too fat to hang myself.

Porn

I kinda feel like it today. Broke with gf over her neglecting me last night. Seems a good last "fuck you"

I have yet to fuck the girl I love

Biggest problem is, she's eight

what are you going to do today ?
porn is a good reason.
only 10 more years, you can wait, if it's true love.

don't be a faggot, that's by far the most petty and pathetic thing to destroy your life over

Because I'm pretty sure my boyfriend isn't a necrophiliac.

but she's so cute and not stained by society right now...

fair enough. But it's not like I have anything else to do really

Because logging into 4 Chan with my morning cup of coffee and seeing a WEBM of a nerdy looking girl in glasses getting fucked makes me think this is a good way to start the week.

what is wrong with your head? why do you make this thread every single day?

what your answer to that question?

Been thinking about it. I don't really deserve to live.

Until I can graduate from college, and thereby have the opportunity to earn the privilege to live, the only thing keeping me from killing myself is my decision to REVEL in my hateful, wasteful sub-life, as a KING of being disgusting and pathetic. To make life tolerable, I have to convince myself all the bad things I can't change are actually good. I have to delude myself that being a burden on everyone around me is kinky, failing classes is hilarious, and so on.

Oh look, it's this daily brainwashing thread with the words "KILL YOURSELF" posted as a subliminal message to command you to commit suicide without you mindless drones realize you're being desensitize to thinking suicidal thoughts.

Memes are not real. Memes are brainwashing, mind control. See something repeat over and over enough times and you start to believe it, you start acting on the subliminal commands.

Fuck you.

Like I wasn't suicidal BEFORE coming here. This let's me know I'm not actually alone

Just kill yourself then you fucking retard.

will a mod please ban this spammer

he makes the same threads every day and has been for literally years

biological programming?
social conditioning?
fear of the unknown?

Any idea what the source is?

Because i'm waiting on my girlfriend to get back home so I can fuck her raw and cum inside her tight pussy.
Get a girl who does kegels guys, shit is so fucking worth.

indeed bro.
why is something wrong?
i want to live.
keep living.
yeah, fuck OP.
yeah, mods. fuck that guy.
sounds awesome user. post pics.

sauce?

I know better, she checks Sup Forums on her phone. If she saw anything that she even THOUGHT was her she'd fucking break my balls.

Besides i'm enough of a normie that I prefer keeping my gf > getting you guys off. I'll ask her when she gets back if its cool if I post something "tasteful"

cool beans bro. thanks for asking. enjoy the session with her.

What is her name?

i've no answer for you.

why would you think that? are you like the necromantix?