Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
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doot thanks alice
Being pathetic enough to raid /waifu/
>mod prunes thread
>doesn't ban me
ZZZZ
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best waifu CLAIMED
if you have another waifu (which you can't, because he's mine) you need to kill yourself.
Which is best miku, Aqua, Pink or Green?
Claiming Papa Franku
Being pathetic enough to participate in a thread where you role play and claim a cartoon character as your girlfriend
Not realizing that we are making the threads and deleting them as soon as you all come to the thread to cause confusion
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We roleplay as you tho
that would be a husbando not a waifu
whatever this color is
>Not relising that i made the thread
Well, I don't roleplay, I am pathetic though if that makes you feel better about your own pathetic existence
Aww.
owo whats this
*notices you need a hug*
no, he's my waifu.
Before he deletes this one
you do know that most of us have a actual functioning brain right?
Your shitposting is terrible.
1/10 bait, you tried
Claim
I have a slight preference for Aqua since it's a such a vivid colour and what's written in her character sheet, but neither green or blue bothers me.
Pink is a different case since it's only there for Sakura Miku but it looks really nice in her.
I'm pretty sure you're all autistic, so no
autistic =/= not having a functional brain
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=/= doesn't mean anything, the proper usage is !=
I replied before checking the filename, doy.
Sakura miku is cute but it's just not miku enough, if that makes any sense.
its ~=~ you fucking newfag
>not using ≠
you ≠ smart, user.
I'm pretty sure these threads were created by a high school retard wrangler to keep his autistic students from spazzing out during special Ed
NO DONNY STOP POSTING THE MIHO MEME, YOUR FRIENDS DONT LIKE IT.
>buh fwed iz funy!! !
DONNY YOU'RE GOING TO THE BAD CORNER
Forced meme
Wow. This is what happens when the cream team, seekret discord anons and autismal shits like me collide.
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Cream team here
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You must be fucking hideous
post vol 2 you fat fuck
Hot. Are you sub or dom?
Nevermind I'll fucking plow you then you plow me k?
>>Sup Forums
Looks like esdeath got a haircut then decide to learn how to angle a selfie correctly.
>must be hideous because he redirected me to the correct board
Implying I watch autistic cartoons to even guess who the fuck you're talking about
Can I fuck the shit out of your throat?
Post a pic of yourself like I have and prove me wrong, if you don't you're ugly as fucking sin
/cringe/
Pink hair reports in
Man y'all are gonna cry when my boy deletes the thread lol
Mine
Hi
Fag mine
your mine aswell
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Claiming best girl
You must have missed the part where I'm a SSS
no your mine
Hello
Good kek.
Hey
what does that stand for?
no
minen
Syndra Sex Slave. I didn't even sign the contract :(
too bad your mine now
W E W
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Old women shouldn't be allowed to drive tbh
almost got run over by a BMW X5 because she didn't look the other way.
That would have hurt
>all these threads.
This is why Kyouko threads are best.
Are you gay? Doppio is best shota
Does Doppio's hair count?
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Yeah, well, it's all a bit fucky right now.
average day of a Waifu claimer
>wake up at 7pm, obviously I'm a productive person
>turn over and kiss my semen encrusted anime body pillow
>reach back and put my hand in my adult diaper
>get a little streak of shit on my fat sausage fingers
>wipe it off on my buzz lightyear bedsheets and smell my hand after
>call for mom to come and change me and bring me breakfast
>accidentally wake up my Waifu pillow in the process
>rub my tiny deformed penis on her until I make big boy water
>mom finally comes to my lair, equipped with adult diapers, and a plate of pizza rolls
>while she is changing me I start singing my favorite anime theme song
>beg mom for her credit card so I can order more anime dolls and shit
>she tells me I'm 22 and need to grow the fuck up
>I begin to cry and make her leave
>plop my 300 pound ass onto my gaming chair
>load up Sup Forums and claim my Waifu every thread all day every day, on a board that's suppose to be random.
i wish i had a daki tbh
claiming d.va fuck y'all
There's a fucking fruit bat getting mauled by a possum outside my window, fuck this country.
>Pizza Rolls
Fucking americans.
Isn't it always like that?
A bit fucky with extra chicken salt and tomato salsa
I wake up at 4 to study. Now my brain wakes me up at 3 because daylight saving time.
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Heya
no
mine
I'd say no sorry :c
Greetings
i woke up at 7am today
haven't saw you post that in a few months :o
nope mine
ill come to finland and kidnap you fgt
Hey stella
been a while, last time we talked you weren't so swell
doing better?
Ain't that nice.
I posted it not more than 2 weeks ago, probably.
I agree, I only did it because autists were making threads
>Sup Forums
>>RANDOM
>SAME THREAD ALL DAY EVERY DAY
>Sup Forums
>>RANDOM
>SAME THREAD ALL DAY EVERY DAY
POST THIS SHIT ON Sup ForumsUTISM YOU FUCKING MORONS
>admitting your inferior autism
i always knew you were a false king
need a hug?
>Thinks Sup Forums is random
>Trap
>YLYL
>Creep Shot
>Pics you shouldn't share
>Steam begging thread
Every. Single. Day.
Stop being such a newfag.
Are you calling Kyouko an autist because he bakes, Sachu
There is an entire board for these virginity festivals
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no:
are you? :o
write king of autism pls
Alice from Pandora Hearts!
Best Alice
No there isn't.
You would know if you weren't stupid and new as fuck.
No one said anything about autism until you did. We were talking about bakes
You're a good guy Alice, never change.
See
Manga is so good, I wish I hadn't watched the anime yet
>Be me
>Make a cup of tea
>Looks nice
>Opens cupboard
>Realises there's no sugar
>See's biscuits
>Realises they're just some cheap brand
>Oh well, can't waste the tea
Today hasn't been very good
>I only did it because autists were making threads
:o
ur a fgt roodby
>being so autistic and beta that you brag about how long you've spent on a website
Kek, I bet you're a real pussy destroyer
This is referencing the "trolls"