Be me 19 year old

>be me 19 year old
>kissless virgin
>download Tinder, nothing to lose
>2-3 replies in 1 month
>see really cute girl on it
>swipe right, she liked me as well.
>long story short
>I talked with her for 6 months
>Turned out to be my "friends" from school fucking with me
>My life has been a lie for 6 months

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wow kys

is that you on the pic?

take revenge you twit

You got cucked dude

What could I even be able to do, burn their house?
I couldn't kill a fly.

Hope this will make u feel better

yes why?

>19 year old
>school
wat?

You can't let that shit slide, it's why nobody respects you. Blast at least one of them in the face, and if they fight back, don't stop punching.

And for fucks sake don't cry while doing it, don't even argue or scream at them.

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Yeah? I missed one year, but you still go in school when you're 19?

This fuckers face looks like a shitty modified game character with that sharp chin

They weigh at least like 25kg more than me, I haven't thrown a single punch in my life

>mfw 19
>still in school

wew lad

There's always a first time, faggot. Man the fuck up.

then poison their food
whats wrong with you

your friends are gayly in love with you

With what?

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Welcome to fucking public school. It's nothing but a conformity factory where the strange are beaten into submission by the soulless cattle, the people who don't have a shred of individuality which always operate in herds. Due to the simple streghth in numbers sometimes it's hard to stand up to a herd of angry cattle.

But adulthood is much better. The cattle will still move against you but workplaces don't tolerate the type of bullshit that schools do. They can't deliberately fuck with you, but they may do their best to smear you to management and try to get you fired...

Cattle will be cattle.

And hookups aren't gonna fucking work if you're a virgin, find a woman looking for a relationship.

And lose that virignity soon. I lost mine at 18 and that's pretty late for most people. I wonder what would have happened if my female best friend never became my gf and dated me. I may be a permavirgin still.

If you let it go on too much longer you may be officially a "lost cause" to women and no one will be willing to help.

And in the event of a late-in-life virgin, the problem is always one of two things. Either you're expecting to lose your virginity to a supermodel or you're so scared you aren't talking to women.

Your first bike may have training wheels. By that I mean your first woman likely will not be an attractive one. Virginity in men is not attractive to women like a virgin female is to men, it's a seen as a major flaw. And people CAN tell you're a virgin, it's almost supernatural, women can tell how much you get laid. If you get laid a lot MOST women will want you, if you get laid rarely or never, pickings will be slim.

cont

Don't be choosy and chat up EVERY girl you're interested in. If she seems like she likes you, ask her to hang. Don't call it a date, it sounds desperate. ASk her to do something where it's just you and her alone. Drinks and video games or weed and a movie are good bets. When you're alone with a woman things get a momentum of their own and things happen.

Led, gold, rat poison, human poison, shit droplets, whatever.

>you're so scared you aren't talking to women.
I'm not a virgin but this describes me accurately.
Why am i so afraid Sup Forums?

So what do you suggest, go for a 1/2 just that get those "traning wheels" off?

Just to get**

I'd rather avoid any conflict with them, they're the closest I have to friends

stop being a faggot loser

MAN THE FUCK UP!!!

You should burn down their houses for wasting your time

I was nearly about to kill myself at 23. I had a gun to my mouth and was about to pull the trigger. I was lonely and sick of the fact that no women have paid attention to me for years despite the fact that I'm attractive and a pretty skilled musician.

Then it occurred to me, life sucks for those who don't try, sometimes trying takes courage. Living and dying both take courage, simply existing does not but that type of existence is miserable. Life is not kind to a cowardly male.

I got a job working with all women and started college at the same time. I started chatting with EVERY GIRL I was interested in. Following this formulaAt first my chatting attempts were clumsy and missed more often than succeeded. But I gradually got better and better. Rejection no longer stung. I was casting a wide net. And dating is sometimes a numbers game. Cast a wide net and you WILL catch fish.

Eventually I honed my social skills razor sharp.

The problem with the millenials is they come to see no social skills as a disability and call it aspergers, this makes them believe they're permanently broken and cannot be fixed. If you have poor social skills, particularly with women, all you need to do is find your balls and work at it. Eventually you'll be successful.

Ever see a fat dumb loser with no positive traits with hot bitches? It happens constantly. He has social skills, you don't.

This is a blessing in disguise because women will be happy to have an overweight ugly man with nothing going for him if he can socialize properly, be charismatic, and make her laugh.

You'll win some and lose some, but you'll never win if you don't try.

I always feel obliged to help you tards out because I was in the same boat until I turned 23. It's never too late to turn things around.

>Led
you fucking dunce

Training wheels**

This is why you'll end up divorced, raped by alimony and child support, surviving on canned food and internet porn.

i made a le dank edit of your pic xD hope you boys like it xDD gonna post it on the gag as well xD

Maybe he means death by Led Zeppelin.

>this

Most inspiring thing I've ever read.

I'll try my best to exit my comfort bubble, but the first step is the worst

Oh god i accidentally missed an a what a fucking tragedy. Dense fggot.

One more thing. In all the animal kingdom the women NEVER approach the men, this is commonly how ALL species separate the men from the boys. The smaller more chickenshit males stay away from the females of their species and the bigger more dominant, frequently older, males get them all.

Moral of this story is a woman, EVEN IF SHE'S INTERESTED, will NEVER make the first move. It's the man that asks the woman out, it's the man that moves in for the first kiss, it's the man that initiates things getting physical.

Moral of this story is that if you're too scared to approach women, they will NEVER approach you, even if they think you're cute or you have some traits that they like. There's a good chance you had several interested women and didn't know it or were too socially inept to move on it.

>life sucks for those who don't try
not if you're a woman. All they have to do is not be morbidly obese and they get treated like princesses no matter how little effort they put in.

Dating is a game that is rigged against men. If you were playing in a poker game where half the other players got an extra ace, would your response to that be 'hey, I just need to put more effort in, and maybe I'll be able to come to of the people who didn't get the extra ace?'. No. You would go and find another fucking game.

Of course, women sit smugly on the fact that as far as heterosexual men are concerned, they're the only game in town. But you know what, fuck it, I'm still not playing.

Being manlet is honestly the worst thing imaginable, and its not even about girls not liking you (even though they wont cause you are filthy manlet), its bout being a less of a man, whenever i see a 6'0 masterrace brah i instantly respect him more, i view him as my superior. any other filthy manlets feel this way? People always respect people who are tall more, even if you become some jacked cloud at manlet height you will always still be seen as small.

Personally i think all the good jobs like being a doctor, jet pilot, personal trainer etc should be reserved for Manmores whilst manlets can work the inferior jobs like garbage man, janitor etc.

Lol sometimes when i look over and see a bunch of Manmore brahs talking, laughiing and just having a good fckin time, i tear up and imagine what it would be like to be a manmore, but then i wake up and realise iam just a filthy manlet. I mean even at 5'8 i feel short against girls, like most girls are 5'6-5'7ish and then when wearing heels they go up to like 5'10, so they view as manlets as genetically inferior and decide not to mate with us, and really short girls worship manmores and hate us even more.

Manmores are our superiors, face it fellow filthy inferior manlet phaggots. WE ARE LESS.

Or OP could just become a serial rapist.

i dont even know if this is bait or just retarded

LMAO

You from UK?

This IS true. Life is on easy mode for women. AT least in the dating game. Hot women have fucking every advantage in the world whether it's at dating, business, education, etc.

But that's simply nature for you.

Yes, men are expected to have courage, and life will be miserable if you don't. Particularly in the dating game. Rejection ceases to sting after a while, you just shrug and move on to the next.

yes, uk

i believe this, fuck man i wish i was a manmore

Haha man oh man, you tell them anything privately?

Anyway cba to read entire thread. Follow this advice.

GO TO. THE GYM. I AM 25 AMD ONLY STARTED BUT MY GOD IT MAKES A DIFFERENCE. EVERYONE RESPECTS YOU MORE. AND YOU FEEL AMAZING.

GO TO THE GYM. PUT ON WEIGHT.

GO TO THE FUCKING GYM ASAP

nah gonna do what the other guys said

why not both

Not me, yeah I haven't done any physical exercise for years. Where even to begin?

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don't listen to him, cant go from 0 to 100
i recommend you to at least get 1 or 2 dumbbells to work at home, you will feel better for some reason

Just focus whole body strength to begin with rather than individual muscles?

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This is the only option.

any weakling can kick a faggot in the dick.
just do it when they are alone so you dont get ganged up on.
be sure to laugh and call them faggots also post results.