You do plan to have dinosaurs on your dinosaur tour yes? Hello?

You do plan to have dinosaurs on your dinosaur tour yes? Hello?

I really hate that man

You do plan to have dinosaurs on your dinosaur tour yes? Hello?

I really hate that man.

You do plan to have dubs on your dub tour yes? Hello?

AHAHA HAHA AHAaahaaaaroooha ha aroooo

uh life uhhh uhhhh life uhhh finds uhhh a uhhh way

DELETE THIS!

That is one large pile of poop.

I really hate those dubs.

You do plan to have chili on your bass dish yes? Hello?

What did he mean by this?

>hammond was a greedy jew in the book
>retconned into a happy santa claus type grandpa figure in all the movies

i remember this meme

Grasp your gluteus maximus

who /couponday/ here?

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and he was a much better character for it

le evul corporate goon is as cliche as they fucking come

You do plan to have dubs on your dub tour yes? Hello?

>26 YEARS OLD

Not likely.

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The book sucked. Get over it.

>old man nose breathing intensifies

Whoa! Do not go in Anne Frank's bathroom! Shit just got real! *waves farts and shit smell in your direction*

This made me laugh. I love that scene so much.

so many times I have heard that line

"I really hate that men" in my head. It's epic.

oh baby, that's going into my special folder.

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Kill yourself norman, the ONLY reason people like the movie is muh speshul effects.

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The book was great what you talkin about nigga?

Might not have been as good as the movie but it was still good.

>Muldoon survived the book and killed raptors with bazooka

why didn't the t-rex eat Grant?

Because it would've been extremely painful.

The T-Rex was sponsored by Fifa.

Fuck off, the book was GOAT

Longer, better, has some awesome parts that were omitted by the movie like the part where Grant is running from the raptors and they stumble into the ward where they keep the young raptors, and Grant gives one of them to the adult raptors only for it to immediately eat it

It just goes so in-depth like the movie never did

Hammond gets killed by compys
Muldoon blows raptors into giblets with a rocket launcher

Shit I want to go back and read it again now.

Grant for some reason thought that its vision was based on movement when that was just pants-on-head retarded, nobody at any moment believed this.

And besides, in that scene where Grant was just standing still holding Lex by the car the T-Rex should have been able to sniff them out and eat them easily. The whole "can't see you if you stand still" was all bullshit that Grant pulled straight out of his ass

to be fair when the movie was made, we all thought this.
It was later discovered that this theory was wrong.

>nothing but petrified bones to speculate from
>somehow "know" how their vision worked

gotta love "science".

I don't have the sources but the theories had been disproven by then and it was a plot device

Just like the velociraptors are either:

1. Simply pulled out of their asses because Velociraptors are 3 feet tall

2. Misnamed if they meant that they are Utahraptors

In the novel the T-Rex inherited the vision thing from amphibian DNA. The film simply neglects to mention this. Five seconds in google.

>In the novel the T-Rex inherited the vision thing from amphibian DNA.

Again, plot device. Just like I said.

He's the only reason I'm seeing Independence Day

Captain Lonestar for me

This line alway stayed with me. I don't know why

A -Are these characters uh auto... Auto-erotica

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There's a scene in the book where they literally nape the fug out of the raptors on the island.

Also, the ranger guy is a BASED fucking bad-ass with a soft and sensitive side (and the lawyer character isn't just some shlocky jew; he's actually pretty competent as far as lawyer characters go).

Damn, son. Aside from all the air bombings and rocket launchering the dinosaurs go through, the dinosaurs got BTFO in the first book.