Why does Tom Cruise get shit for being short when he's average height (5'7) ?

Why does Tom Cruise get shit for being short when he's average height (5'7) ?

>this thread again

Tom doesn't care anymore.

I'm pretty sure he only gets shit on for being crazy when he's not in movies, and not being able to run that well

because /fit/ made a meme about manlets and that's anyone that's shorter then 6'8'' at this time I think, use to be 5'1''

> and not being able to run that well

The fuck says that?

Average height in the United States is 5'9 actually.

I keep hearing that he runs awkwardly so they have to use a body double whenever they show full-body shots of him running. Probably just a rumor or whatever, but people still talk about it.

>and not being able to run that well

lolwut, only celeb I know that gets shit for their runnning is Seagal

Because i'm unironically 6'2 and i love to feed of the insecurity of short manlets.

Anyone below 6' is a Manlet. When will you learn?

That is 100% bullshit.

Why are guys on the coasts so short and effeminate?

>short manlets
5'7 is a tall manlet
5'0 is a short manlet

How is one unironically a height?

There was nothing funnier than him trying to throw a baseball in whatever movie that was. You can tell he's not an athlete.

I don't doubt that, but that doesn't stop people from spreading it around, user.

hispanics and flips

Those numbers are grainy, is yellow tall or short?

I think it was War of the Worlds

sounds like you're out of date

Yep. Kinda felt bad for him.

I think yellow is short
>unintended racist joke

Doesn't explain places like Maine compared to places like North Dakota

>Mainelets

Embarrassing

5'11 is average, don't be fooled by the heightjew
tom is goat tho

Lol anyone over 6'0 starts to look awkward as fuck

This

Girl here, perfect height is about 5'9, 6'0+ trees are too difficult to kiss

5'7'' is not the average male height in this day and age.
I'm 5'11" which is okay, but barely considered appealingly tall anymore.

You're a slut, bitch.

>I am not interested in tall men

5'10 master race

The average height for a male is like 5'10".

Anyone who says this can't get a tall guy.

>tfw perfect height

it's a manlet, user

>tfw 6'1

outta my way manlet fucking shits

>Girl here

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its the complete opposite. directors make sure to have a long shot of cruise running in their movies because he looks cool doing so. watch any of his movies, i guarantee theres a scene where he runs around

It's not a meme Tom Cruise runs like a fag always has

Benjamin please

It changes, now unless you are blonde or brown hair type you are a manlet.

I met Tom Cruise at the grocery store once. He left his cart in the meat isle and had to chase a guy down who started walking away with it.
He ran like a fag.

I don't believe you. Does he really do his own shopping?

Same fucking faggot, I bet it's the OP who realized no one was taking the height bait for Tom and changed it to some bullshit rumor about his bad running.

Fucking get a life

Tom is that you? Top Gun is GOAT.

Calm down Tom

do you not understand how memes work?
>see someone post something dumb
>post something else dumb using the same themes he did
>another jerkoff does so
>bam
>meme

Is that you Kit?

He still gets more pussy than any of you lanky faggots

lol suuuuure you are

Stay mad

>tfw 5'4
>tfw people complain about being tall and want to be short
kill me anons

Because it's entirely possible he isn't 5'7. Celebrities are encouraged to exaggerate their height. Tom Hardy was told when he was filming Warrior that they wanted to list his height publicly as 5'11, but he said no and posted his actual height.