What!?, are you virgin? but you are like 20yo... omg you are so weird

>What!?, are you virgin? but you are like 20yo... omg you are so weird
what do you do

thanks, people do usually say I look young for my age!!! :)

get off the table cause most of those girls are butterz

I'm not a virgin though.

Eh, lost my virginity at 25. You realize it doesn't matter eventually.

Sorry.

Tell them im going to the psychologist soon

it's not my fault I'm 1.64 and ugly REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Currently 25 and virgin, I hope that's how it's perceived whenever I lose it (if ever).

The op situation does scare me :^(

20 is not old, probably around 40% people are still virgin at that age

beat them all to an inch of their life

Meh, I accept my current reality without any sense of shame.

>what do you do
Convert to Islam. Rape them, if they are not willing.

You'll realise that sex is good, but people do make it into a bigger deal than it really is. Not that it will stop other people from making judgements, mind you.

I'm 25.
Also not a virgin, but I really don't look 20

H-how did you knew that?

Start laughing and rip them to shreds for being used up whores.

If they are going to be like that then all politeness goes out the window.

Yeah I was raped by my stepdad when I was 10 and it really ruined the idea of sex for me. Thanks for judging me for it though.

Stutter pic related

Well tumblr'd user, pink hair will respond to this.

did you like it whiteboi?

Did you tell your mum? If so, what was her reaction?

any of you girls want to help me get rid of it? ;)))))

*doesn't say a word and slowly get up from my chair*
>(chuckles)Oh my god so that's why! look at him he's so short (chuckles intensifies)

lost it at 23 here.

You guys always bitch about women being incredibly mean and intrusive, but have any of you ever even had anything like this happen to you before? In my experience, women only pull out the virgin shit on you when they start to lose an argument.

I've never ever heard females discuss male virginity.

Admittedly I heard more of that sort of shit when I was younger, around the 18-24 sort of bracket.

I'd rather die alone than fuck a THOT

Lost it exactly at 20.

>implying you have a choice in that matter

Get up and leave

...

Smile and shrug probably

Shit, I'm 19 and still a virgin

>I'm waiting for the right girl. I don't fancy fucking filthy whores like you :^)

I stuffed my flaccid inebriated penis into a girl and wiggled around a bit and gave up cause didn't feel anything.

Am I a virgin? 32yr old

Why the fuck was I talking to these normalfags in the first place

im actually nearing 30

I'd rape every single one of them tbqhwyfamalam

That's right, I really am weird.

>you are more than welcome to take it away

I was just memeing :/

I'm also kissless and handholdless, though I did get a hug once.

So... are we fucking then or what?

w-well maybe one of you c-could help me with that ha ha

Could something like this actually work?

You know, I don't know if it's an Anglo thing or if I've just had crazy luck with people around me, but none of the people close enough to me to care about my virginity status were ever judgmental about it.

At most it was some banter with guys, and the girls were usually just surprised and asked me if I was like waiting for someone special or something. Usually I just explained that I didn't have too much opportunity to meet girls. Which was the truth. And then the girls would either tell me that I'll find someone soon enough or that they'll introduce me to some of their friends, and the guys said I should come with to parties and stuff more often.

The girl (late 20's, met her at a party) that took it when I was 20 just found it hot. Sure, the first time was a tiny bit awkward, but fucking isn't exactly rocket science. I was ready to go back to it five minutes later, and we did.

"So you're not a virgin then, user"

Joke's on you, i'm actually 25.

Jorge, you're still making these threads?

>TFW you will never know exactly how many threads he's made

if you are not hideous, yes specially if she brought the virgin thing up and laugh, oddly enough that's a good sign

In what scenario would someone be so arbitrarily awful?