Hello Sup Forums can you help me please I got really high and locked this door then closed it from the outside...

Hello Sup Forums can you help me please I got really high and locked this door then closed it from the outside, I have no key for it and I left the water running on the other side with a light on.

If anyone could help me get this door open that would be great.

(Pic related, it's the door.)

kick it in pussy

I can't risk damaging the door

use a fork

how exactly

I fear for the future of this country

climb over it

put it into the keyhole

I guess I'll try

two things, is there hole in the door knob or is it a key lock? Also, do you have a credit card or something bendable and flexible, (besides your dick?)

It's a key lock and no I can't really find a card like that anywhere

Walk around it

Oh man op. Been there. Use a card that door looks easy to break into

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You gotta cum on the lock. The sperm will then swim into the cylinder, and dislodge the locking pin. Trust me, do it.

im going to go insane if this door doesn't get opened soon

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thats not going to work
if you're so high you locked yourself out, then you're too high to pick a lock
call a locksmith

blast it with piss, op.

Same here OP. I called a doorfag to fix it.

This. Lubricate your door with your urine. Works everytime.