For those of you that aren't subhuman virgin filth, actually have a girlfriend or wife and live with her...

For those of you that aren't subhuman virgin filth, actually have a girlfriend or wife and live with her, how many of you can relate to this pic?

I swear to god when I'm sleeping, this is what is happening.

tl;dr is your bitch crazy?

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I get on better with my girlfriend than anybody, she's really smart and has a good attitude towards pretty much everything. We don't really argue.

Same here.

You messed up, OP.
>Pic related

I guess I just picked a psycho.

Argued once about why I shouldn't call people retards. That was once in four years. You need a new girlfriend user

why does it bother you? If I didn't wake up to see my wife looking me in the eyes I would never wake up with my cock in her mouth. When you get to know someone else as good as you do when you live with them, you realize that everyone is crazy. next time that happens, put you hand on the back on her head and make out with her like you were teenagers. Tell her how much you like it when she's there for you "to make out with or whatever" and that you love it how she makes you "feel good every minute of the day" or some such thing. If you at least act flattered that she thinks about how much she wants you even when you're asleep. See where I'm going with this? she'll want a quickie every once in awhile at least, and I always like to wake up and then have my wife swallow my cum or fill her up as I listen to her beg me to come with her. But I've been with her for like a decade, it took a lot of.... well, training, I guess

Neat trick.

Save your energy, workout, don't masturbate or view porn. You'll become angry and horny.

Anytime she starts arguing, use that energy to dominate her, and be very forward and initiate sex.

Either, she will be turned on by your masculine dominance, or she won't want sex, and will start conditioning arguing with you, with having to spend her time declining and avoiding sex.

For you, you either have sex, get annoyed at how infrequently your girlfriend wants sex, or have a girlfriend who doesn't moan as much.

Remember, she even raises the octave of her voice and you go full horny dog mode.

I once argued with my girl over a dream she had where I cheated on her.

me and my wife have been together since high school almost a decade ago

we argue about dumb shit mostly, and rarely, and usually we can clearly see the other person's side of things. We've had scant few real arguments, like when she got a fucking dog despite knowing full well how allergic i am and how expensive they can be. She made me take a puppy away from my daughter.

I made it very, very clear that that kind of shit was not going to fly, EVER.

Women will bitch about anything and everything. Stayed out too late? You're cheating. Proved you weren't cheating? Well too fucking bad, now you're an asshole and don't care about her feelings because you wanted to hang out in the bar with your friends.

Been there user... Been there.

Yeah mine's crazy as fuck.

i could greentext some of the things she did if i can recall em, and if anyone's interested.

She's my first one though, and i didn't want to break up with her, cause i'd feel lonely as fuck, so i just moved out from her's, we meet once a week to fuck, talk, w/e.

She's (or at least she's convinced) she's deeply in love with me, and i don't want to hurt her, she's already damaged enough, so i'll wait until either of us gets bored of this situation.

No. I only argue with my girlfriend every once in a while. My best friend once dated a girl like this. It sucked because she was a really close friend of mine, but seeing her in a relationship was a totally different beast. She was constantly finding something, anything to harp on him about.

At one point she had her license suspended because she's an idiot, so she relied on him to get around. She had to go to court mandated AA meetings. One morning, my friend's grandma had to be rushed to the hospital so my friend had no access to his car. She flipped the fuck out on him. "So I have no ride to my meeting? You're such a fucking idiot blah blah blah you're so selfish..."

The whole relationship was a shit show. HOWEVER, he's had some of the happiest times in his life with that girl. It's a complicated thing when you love someone, but they're constantly being an asshole to you. In reality, it's all up to you whether or not you love them enough to stick around.

>read: "we`ve been together for less than a year."

>is your bitch crazy?
No. She just needs to be talked down a lot of the time. We don't really fight, but we have time where she gets hurt, feels bad, etc. and it can be difficult for her to coney that and I have to sit her down and get to talk to me and work it out. We handle things in a rather civil manner (and then the sex is great).

If you're actually fighting with your partner consistently, then I think you need to move on and look for a new QT, OP.

Pic related

My gf yelled at me cuz I didn't fuck her

>be last night
>tired af after a 12 hour shift
>finally get to relax after picking my gf up from work
>be watching stranger things
>look to my right and see my girl giving me dirty look
>"WHY ARENT WE DOING WHAT I WANNA DO?! WE ALWAYS DO WHAT YOU WANT TO DO! AND NOW YOU DONT WANNA HAVE SEX WITH ME!"

I'm still pissed about this

*times
*convey

Thank you, Steve Jobs....

>read: "we don't live together."

Is she also funny?

but what if they are retarded?

Go middle of the road, OP. Slammin hot women are all kinds of messed up. I don't know why. Society? Who knows/cares. But pretty girls are not always messed up. Look for a girl that doesn't hate her parents. Sounds stupid but honestly, that's 90% of it right there. Some people never grow up. Can't blame it on them though, lots of people should have never had kids.

Yeah, that's gonna get worse unless you start spending time alone or with friends.
so she can do what she wants to do. watch out for her cheating and if she does you can dump her.

It takes sacrifices to be in a relationship but most of the time it`s the guy sacrificing his whole fucking life.

The saddest thing is that these lowlife evil sluts know damned well they could get away with this cause they look fine and the guy loves them. Fucking pathetic.

This.
If a girl talks shit about her family, that's a massive red flag, even if you agree with her about them being assholes. That means she's crazy either way

Pms today. I'm on the front lines taking heavy fire, sir!

That feeling will eventually go away and be replaced by total indifference and numbness

t. married over 13 years

Avoid marriage guys.

Trust me it has fucked up 90% of my friends lives.

They had potential now they're just common as dogshit basic retards.

Do your own thing seriously.

I'd say blame yourself for being not able to control your woman, but it's not your fault really. I only do fwb's so shit tests are less frequent. Although it gets annoying when you're just done fucking a chick and the first thing she does is start shit testing you again. Like, I've already won. Give me a break woman.

This

wow. talk about depressing.

are you me?

married too - life is numb

cheated a couple of times (everyone has to eventually) for a bit of life but honestly i regret getting involved in relationships.

fml

Living with my gf. I think I'm the chick from the pic. Bad bad temper control.

those are the words of a teenager with no fucking clue about what happens in longer relationships over time.

I am celebrating my 10 year anniversary today and totally disagree with you

You just have a shit taste in women

Yeah, should have said her whole family. Her parents especially but if she talks shit about any of them, that means she's not over it and is not really coping with it, she's just angry. And the second that your behavior is anyway comparable with theirs, she's gonna start talking shit about you too. That's just humans being fucked up humans man.

Not crazy, just really clingy. Fights with me when I don't spend at least 6-8 hours a day with her.

Yea she's insane and she has her moments when she picks fights over nothing but I give her a fair share of shit too so yea

I can top that my wife started an argument over a guy who cheated on his wife on Oprah

I guess a little but tbh it doesn't bother me. I'll take her craziness (which isn't too bad) so I have a sweet qt3.14 to hang out with and fuck regularly.

I sacrificed mine but at least she's doing something useful (doctor)

No. But she sure as hell ain't a looker either.

I made sure to get a gf that has enough problems in her life to not have the luxury of being a brainless bimbo AND has the type of problems I can actually help her deal with.

But this bitch is just one lazy motherfucker. I ve lost enough erections due to her being a fatso and not working towards having a better body.

Still... I prefer teaching her how to make healthier choices rather than live in fear of her being a crazy bitch. Or actually losing her ability to maintain good looks which is AT LEAST the most common problems of couples that get too comfortable.

>Bonus points (you faggots will never taste such a win): She was a feminist tumblerina AND an active Fetlifer but I ve been spreading so much wisdom around she has started dissing on her old habits.
Get on my level spreglords

Nope, I'm the problem. She's a good person, I have intractable depression and anxiety. She says she doesn't want me to kill myself, but after I have, she'll be glad I did. She deserves better.

Sucks that you married the wrong woman

Nigger I'm celebrating my 10 year anniversary today
Stfu

I got that southpark refference

I agree with you OP but it doesn't make me want to strangle her.
>together for 3 years
>fight most of the time
>realise it's just boredom
>do something adventurous or fuck
>smiles on our faces
You just have to compartmentalise your times. Spend some time doing something with her and sometime doing stuff without her. I work as a security guard and holy shit some weeks I only see her once. It makes it more worth it. Then again, I don't live with her yet.

Only if she's the beneficiary of your life insurance.

Just celebrated our 9th wedding anniversary. I could never live with anyone else again. She's smart, sexy, likes the same shit as me and we rarely argue. We tend to notice if we've pissed the other off and sort it out. That said, she does tend to bottle some stuff up and let it all out when I'm not expecting it but that's just her character. She doesn't like confrontation and worries about making a fuss. Frankly, she's awesome which is a fucking lifesaver cos my first wife was/is a major cunt. We did nothing but argue. God I wish I could kill her.

>pms
>pass
>my
>sausage

Pretty sure they don't pay if it's a suicide.

She's still fat so I'm above your level Lord Austist

Those are the words of a bitter beta who can't have a successful relationship due to their shit taste in women

>implies you have to have dated someone to not be a virgin
>2016

Congrats man, that's great.

I was the dude who made the original comment, we've been together 6 years and lived together 4 years.

I can relate to this. Holy fuck, theres times(most of the time) where my house is a logic free zone.. crazy fuckin bitches man.

>was a feminist tumblerina and active fetlifer

So your gf is a former slut who has fucked the equivalent of the population of california.

nigga you can fight with anyone the other day i fought with a russian mma fighter name Boyka. you fight with anyone monkey man.

Lolz

>everyone has to eventually

I love the shit fucked up people say to convince themselves it's ok to be fucked up :D

I'm 25 and we've been together since I was 19. She is foreign, so we moved in together quite early too, and it's all been amazing. Don't be so cynical, just be patient and selective.

Can't relate
However you can choose 2 of 3:
Smart, attractive, sanity.
I got an ugly, smart one, and she is sane. Is actually funny, she got me attractive by losing weightand getting in shape, and she is more crazy now...
We've lived together for 3 years now.

>ITT: Your daily reminder to not let women control your life

>Never move in with a woman
>Never give them money, housing or other perks
>Never marry them
>Never get them pregnant
>Never settle for one women thinking she's unique

Otherwise you'll just end up controlled by a banshee. Keep relationships on your own terms, don't whip yourself.

>literally wut

Nice dubs
Underrated post
Great advice

Same. It's all about communication in my opinion. Also having respect for each other. She wouldn't want me to start a fight with her over nothing, so why would she do that to me? We've been together for six years but we are not married. I think that has also helped us. "If it ain't broke don't fix it"

Make it look like a murder so it's win-win (for her). She gets the money and doesn't blame herself for your death

Dude almost the same
>24
>she's foreign

...

You need more olive oil for your hair.

OP it's that time of the month for my girl and that picture is what's going on in my household right now.

YOU DON'T WANT TO ARGUE WITH ME? THEN LET'S ARGUE ABOUT HOW YOU DON'T WANT TO ARGUE.

Yeah go for it

If you yelled at her for not wanting to have sex you would be an abusive rapist :^)

i have had that feeling with all my girlfriends exept my current one, we have had one single fight during the year we have been together, and honestly, it might have been because i was drunk and overreacted

I think its mostly because i hate women and stopped giving a fuck about them a couple of years ago, so i dont really care what the fuck she does, the only things that can piss me off is when she, e.g drinks milk and doesnt flush out the glass with water before putting it on the table, making it stale and shit

Pic is not true for all girls. I've only argued with my gf once, and that was me getting pissed off over her not doing dishes enough.

My ex used to do this sort of thing. Would wake me up in the middle of the night to start arguments all the time. My new girlfriend has the arguments in her head, which I somehow win. No complaints here.

Why? Is yours so amazing on top of not being fat?

you missed the fat part. She was/is a slut wannabe who is tasting the nectar of a solid sex life for the first time in her life . Not only were her previous experiences mediocre at best (and platonic if not hated at worst), but I ve been ravaging her pussy with hourly sessions almost every week since we got together.

If she ever cheats on me she's gonna commit sepuku on her own accord, for losing herself such a glorious dicking.

My gf is very chill and understanding. The only real arguments we have are about religious views. She maintains that belief in a god is ok and it doesnt matter if its logical or not. Also she insists that there doesn't need to be evidence for belief in a god. I argue the opposite and that religion is silly. Sometimes she ends up crying about it.

Honestly it's annoying how she can't have a serious discussion without taking it personally.

I think most women can’t help trying to control their husbands – the irony is that they are increasingly miserable and insecure if they succeed. Deep down they don’t like being controlling and start despising their husband’s weakness and feel insecure because it’s like they are their husband’s mother while he is a child, leaving them the only adult in the house. In my opinion women’s attempts to control their husbands are an instinctively motivated test of his strength and character. Deep down they want the man to rise to their challenge, not give in. Giving in to them all the time brings out their worst while standing up to them in a fair-handed way brings out their best. Their negative tendencies are reined in instead of encouraged.

Early in my marriage I found that I got the best behavior from my wife immediately after a fight in which I raised my voice and told her with authority that her behavior was not appropriate. She would start an argument usually by refusing to do something which we had previously agreed was her responsibility, or sometimes by speaking to me inappropriately. At first, I would try to address the subject reasonably, explaining the reasons why whatever she did was wrong.
Eventually, I figured out that she knew damn well whatever she did to start the fight was wrong. She was just waiting for me to call her on it. A sort of test. We get along much better now. I think part of the problem is that I was raised without a dad, and my mom was a very strong figure who always told me that marriage was an equal partnership, etc. I’ve found this to be true in a way, but not the way I thought. Marriage is definitely a partnership, but both partners must acknowledge that gender roles are absolutely necessary to make it work. You can’t have a marriage of two neuters, the dynamic just doesn’t lend itself to a long-term happy couple. There has to be a man, and a woman.

I’ve been married for ten years, and it sucks, a lot. I love my kids, but my wife is a control freak and her main mission in life seems to be to grind me down into some sort of Stepford Hub. As an example, I went to pick up my daughter at a birthday party over the weekend. For once, the people throwing the party didn’t have a lot of money, and it was a smallish, sort of cheap house, with a few kids in the back yard swimming in an above-ground pool, which was deep enough for them to swim, but not so deep they could get into any trouble. For once, the party wasn’t some frantic, ubermommy running around trying to outdo her friends. My daughter had spent two or three hours swimming in the pool, and had a blast. So when I got home, I told my wife that it was a great party, the best I’d ever seen, and she got all pissed because I apparently had implied that the party she was going to throw in a week for my daughter wouldn’t be as good, and wasn’t that insensitive of me, and so on. I wish I had not married her, except for the kids. The thing I learned is that power is a really important thing in marriage. Once they realize you have the power, women are far, far nicer to you. It’s fucked, but they are. As for those who are considering marriage, do it if you want kids, but remain in control, and don’t let her even think about trying to change you.

I just wanted to re-iterate something. It’s not that women love you because they need you. Their love IS their need. They are the same thing. That is all their love is. They invented the word “love” and replaced it over the more honest fact of their need, and surrounded it with all this fictional bullshit, a hundred years back, to better trick men like you into committing to things without knowing what you’re getting into. They don’t love “you” at all. They love the image of you, what you provide to them that they want or need, what fantasy number you can help them check off of their internal list. If you look at a women’s life… her series of lovers that she takes…. the high-school boyfriend…the college professor fling…. the Harley-driving boyfriend…. the rich stock broker boyfriend, the solid child-raising husband…. All of the guys she “loves” are just a set of internal fantasy men that she has in her head from adolescence. When she finds a convenient guy who happens to fit a fantasy, she acquires him, experiences him, fucks him, whatever, so she can check off one row of her mental list of fantasy conquest boyfriends. In most cases if you ask her what the guy was actually LIKE, what he thought, what he cared about, etc, it’s unlikely she even noticed. His actual thoughts were irrelevant. His wants and needs, his dreams, weren’t something she was even conscious of, except to the extent that his dreams were part of her fantasy of him. He wasn’t really a human being at all, in her view. Many women really view men as horses, and they are the riders. High-strung, maybe beautiful horses yes, but in the end, just animals to help them achieve their goals.

What I expected: laughter, doing everything together (from boring bill-paying to swing dance lessons to movies on the couch to Sunday morning papers to buying tampons to medical problems when they arose to whispered sweet nothings to deciding on a new sink for the kitchen to…), great sex for life, growing old together, dying while looking into her eyes.
What I got: a woman who after marriage instantly turned into a shrewish whining nagging sexless frigid materialistic petty manipulative wife who only cares about how much money I make, constantly upgrading her wedding diamond (it’s now 3.67 carats), and spending my cash on clothes from N-M, goddamn fucking window treatments from some specialty shop, and endless fucking shit from Pottery Barn that has nothing to do with my life or our life. Biggest mistake? Should’ve spent more than 4 years getting to know her. Should’ve not let the great sex cloud my mind. Goddamn it all to hell.

I'm starting to believe this woman is imaginary...

You should go outside today man. Go to a mall or park. Be around people. :/

I have been in a relationship like this before, but I ended it. That's the only thing to do, don't be the dysfunctional couple with kids. It ain't fair to them

Virginfag spotted

I told my girlfriend the truth, that I was partying, got really drunk and danced naked with 4 other people, two of which were girls. She took it just fine. Laughed at bit at my hangover.

To be honest my Girlfriend of 3 years doesn't do this to me.

We don't argue at all n if we do get into something we talk about it like adults.

I very lucky to have her.

My ex GF would do this shit to me all the time till I realized they were spoiled cunts with sever bipolar problems.

my bitch is great, OP

get a proper bitch

I am really fucking stupid. I didn’t marry because I thought I’d get pussy all the time or anything like that. I married because we were “best friends” and we could talk about anything. Actually all we can talk about now is how I need to make more money to buy more shit I don’t want and nobody in the world needs. We need a new house. We need a new car. we need new furniture. Fuckin’ A, I need a new life.

>for all those people out there who aren't miserable like me

Please user get with the times.

My girlfriend just seems to get horny when she is on her period... is that normal?
Its kinda annoying, because she gets all flirty, but does not want to have sex

Fucking this

ddamn user, that made me cry...

That is pretty common, afaik.

got it from here, have fun kek

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My Ex GF was a materialistic slut.

I worked a shitty minimum wage job n had a truck n she didn't have shit, no job no car and no drive to better herself.

She would always want me to buy her shit flowers, make up and matter of fact I helped her get out of her credit card debt.

Constantly arguing over stupid shit which resulted in a driving habit. ( I don't drink no more, alcohol makes me sick now. )

But after two years of that shit n me finding out that she's been fucking 4 dudes and sending naked pictures to people on Skype I packed all her shit up and left it on the curb for her and got a STD test after. Thank god I came out clean.

I don't deal with selfish women anymore.

Thankfully now I have a great woman in my life and things are going better then I could explain. We both love Punk Rock n stay at home and geek out on Anime and draw together.

Seven years in and I cant really relate. Sure sometimes we argue, but that's mostly cuz we were in a bad mood earlier. Sort your relationship out mang

Dude... 90% of all bitches are crazy ones who going to argue about nonsense which doesn't even make sense. But you know why we are the supreme gender? Because men have to deal with this shit for thousand of years

>implying that 90% of men are not crazy as well

sounds like she cucked you, thats why