Sup Forums how do I turn my roommate into my fuckbuddy? We are very close...

Sup Forums how do I turn my roommate into my fuckbuddy? We are very close, we watch movies every night together (we are both really into movies). One time we were really drunk playing a movie drinking game and we fell asleep sharing a blanket on the couch. I think it's possible, but how do I get from here to him putting his cock inside me? I need advice. Pic is related.

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Screw him ill fuck your ass

Shove your finger in his asshole

But I don't know you.
Any actual advice tho

Wait. is pic related you? If so you're gay. So before you make a move, you need to be sure he's attracted to boys too.

He's straight but every day on this sub I see "straight" guys saying they'd fuck a feminine dude. Is it possible/how do I see if he's willing without just straight up asking if he'd fuck my ass

This doesnt matter. Straight guy here, have always had a fantasy about having a roommate just like you and being so close and friends and then messing around. I know A TON of other guys have this fantasy too. Your roommate is lucky as shit and knows it and im sure has thought about it. Just dont be shy about acting cute around him and those things.

If you're a girl say you wanna fuck and get your consent on cam. Will also work if you're both gay.

Just let him catch you wanking or doing sissy stuff, and ignore him

Dress like a girl, wear short skirts and stuff

Start by gently caressing his inner thigh.
If he gets weirded out say your hand slipped.

For your nightly movie, put on a porno and see where things go from there.

try to find his porn and then you can determine if he might be into it

watch boku no pico

This.

Men are dumb and need clear signs of what things are. No BS.

OP are you outwardly pretty feminine? ( you seem to be from you pic) but otherwise, is there a chance he has no clue you are a bottom? ie facial hair...manly behavior....all those are not gonna help

Cooool you got me excited. How do I approach it though? Do I just be flirty around him and see how he responds? How do I make the jump from just being cute with him and getting his cock out. (I wish I had a roommate like you would make these advances himself...)

Grind your ass into his dick and see if he gets an erection. If that's you, lot's of straight guys would fuck you especially if he hasn't gotten any pussy recently.

Well I'm not a trap or anything but I'm completely hairless and don't grow facial hair. I'm just boyish.

This is my secret fantasy. Masturbating to porn with a friend as he gets me to touch his (much bigger) cock, then jerking him off as he ignores mine. He keeps getting me to do it until one day he tells me I have to ask permission to kiss it and by the end of it I'm his willing cocksleeve, dressing how he likes and doing whatever he tells me

Those guys are gay. Your roommate isn't. He isn't attracted to your penis, your male body, your male personality or your ass. Just saying this as advice before you fuck things up.

be trap

This. Might lead to him letting him blow you for a start.

Okay... But how do I get to having my ass on his dick... You people don't seem to have roommates yourselves.

Get stocking, panties, and a dildo. Put them on, and make it so he catches you riding the dildo.

I'm straight and would luv to fuck you and play with you :)

Walk around in boxers (with a dick hole) or tight underwear. See if he comments or starts adjusting himself (due to erection). Sit down, talk to him, and tell him you'll still be friends either way, but ask him if he wants to fool around a little. Just say it non threateningly and honestly

post more pics pls

You aren't straight. Welcome to the Sup Forumsisexual master race.

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1Start with just watching porn together
2after a while just say you're too horn and have to jack off
3 in order not to be the odd man out he will most likely join
4do this 3 or 4 times without coming on to him
5next time make sure you are both fairly drunk but not too much so
6 offer to give hj to get hj
7do that 1 or 2 more times then you can go to BJ's or jump to analyze if he seems ready
>no thanks necessary but appreciated... it worked for me and my friend (but neither of us wanted to take it up the butt)

Well I get a boner from women and only bodies like OP's mostly

I call this
>straight

>I'm straight
>would luv to fuck a dude in the ass

if you are a girl and he is a boy then just come onto him

>Sup Forumsisexual master race.
''if it walks and breaths'' master race here

post more pics

It needs to walk and breath?

Shit.... i've been doing it all wrong

not gay enough yet I guess?

How fucking new are you? There is a dick in the picture. This irratates me to no end

You get a boner from women but also OP, a man.

I call this
>bi

Alright sweetie, can you kik? Ill post mine if you can, Id love to help you here and tell you everythnig

It don't even have to walk nigga

sick fuckin rims

I like traps and stuff and I used to have a gay roommate (but he wasn't trap-like at all, although he was a bottom). If he had ever offered to watch porn together I would've been like no dude. I especially wouldn't've jacked off with him in the room

If hes bi or least curious then go for it. If hes straight (and yes guys who only like women do exist.) Then you got no chance bud.

Just straight up fucking ask ffs.

Jeez. I'm telling her from experience. Worst case fucking scenario, things get ackward he weasels around the word no and you both never mention it again.

I meant telling you*

I get a boner from every good looking girl, milfs everything.

but boys, only certain kind

that is still
>straight

No sadly not

Good this works. No problem being boyish boyish is cute just being completely hairless is awesome

Yeah no sense of having a roommate or interacting with people in gen...

dub check and this is true as long as he's not a bigoted meathead and then you'll get your ass kicked.

ok let's say 0 is straight, 5 is bi, and 10 is gay
you and I are at like a 3 or something

You are a 2. You can only be straight if you are 0.

Nothing you do will make him fuck you. He already knows whether he'd want to or not. I'm a gay man, and no amount of begging from a woman is going to make me want to try vagina.

1 is also straight, faggot

Yes you got it right!

This is truly the only realistically practical advice in this whole thread.

Just goes to show how socially retarded Sup Forums tards are.

Telling you to act like a sissy around him and do all sorts of mentally ill shit and make him think you're a weirdo. If you're the one who wants to get fucked in the ass, YOU NEED TO LET HIM KNOW THAT!

Just letting him know isn't likely going to push him away as a friend. But doing all this other crazy fucking shit certainly will.

samefag

That and men don't like people who fucking play mind games like that with them anyway. As a straight guy I can tell you, it's what we hate most about women. They don't just come right out and say it, they play all this mind game shit like we're supposed to figure it out from clues.

IT FUCKING PISSES US OFF!

I don't think he will just decide to join me?

so much bleach and i can't die

Just find a time when you know he'll be coming back from somewhere and be naked when he gets back. Play it cool and act all embarrassed and rush to get dressed. Just make sure he sees your ass, if he makes any flirty comments about it, you're in.

what is your sexuality?

Damn I'd replace your roomate anyday

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Idk OP are you still here? First thing, I was gonna say just be really adamant about watching the movies and your guys time together. And get like sad if he says hes going out or doesnt want to so he knows you really want to be with him

For someone who hates faggots you are pretty interested in what happens to them.

Quit being a beta faggot and just suck his dick

I'm mostly gay but I've been with girls and I don't mind it.
Lol this is what I wanted to do, but I don't think it will do anything..

Best method is to get a knife, run it UP your arm (not across). That should solve your faggotry.

Holy gah, yeah he would. kik elvish_boy. Im 27...

He's probably beta as all fuck and terrified of touching you sensually. If you make one move while under that blanket again, lift his shirt and stroke his belly or something, you'll make him diamonds and he can't even deny it. You're set.

I refuse to believe you have a roommate you want to fuck simply because I don't want to believe somebody gets to fuck that perfect ass holy shit

your roommate is a faggot if he doesn't play with that body

sexy, moar

>ops roommate getting sober during the action

first person to take a butt selfie with a fucking landline phone, gj user

>keep your body feminine
>shave everything
>walk around with no pants
>accidentally get drunk (having a few beer while watching a movie and pretending will do)
>act real playful and touch his stomach with a flat hand (like a woman would)
>keep eye contact, laugh and smile
>accidentally put your hand on his dick
>profit

worked 2/4 times, the other 2 i got a lot of flak about being a fag when i was drunk which i shook off with a laugh and replied "your fault for looking like a bitch when im drunk"

i have to agree with this. if i knew my roomate were gay and wanted me to fuck his ass i wouldn't care unless he was acting like a faggot around me

Thanks but it's true :/

get him targeted by the government's super secret psychosexual brainwashing program

>Get him to browse Sup Forums for a month

that asshole really needs a cock

Post more stories (fantasies) about you guys cuddling and shit. Do you guys smoke? You could always try smoking weed together that works about 99% of the time

moar pls

btw who took the pics?

little story 'bout faggots for you faggots

>be me
>about 17 i think
>i am from an austrian village in the mountains
>went to cottage which owns a friend of me with friends
>our plan was hiking, but we decided to nuke our brains with schnapps we found in the cottage and beer we brought
>normal weekend in austria
>got drunk
>got unconscious some time in the bed (big bed where we all slept)
>came back to myself, sometime in the night
>feel dick in my hand
>feel hand on my dick
>k, why not? knew already i am be
>fucked really nice
>cummed, fell asleep
>later that night
>woke up again
>wtf i sucked my friends dick
>k why not, i like dicks i my mouth
>tried anal, but to dry
>cummed, fell asleep
>wake up in the morning, wtf my asshole hurts?, oh yeah right.
>dude i fucked with stands in front of me, dressed like an 70 years old hunter.
>everything went normal

There are more people who are be/gay you think, so just try to suck his dick while he is asleep, when he gets up and likes it, fine, if not just pretend you are a sleepwaker

So what i want to tell you is, that

To hell with your roomate, what state and county do you live in? You might like my cock even better.

Get drunk with him and say you've got a funny meme to show him. (Get a quality one from here on Sup Forums) make sure he's looking at your screen and scroll past this pic specifically or one like it. Act embarrassed and he'lll only get a quick enough glimpse to think "fuck, I wanna be in that hole." I don't care how straight he is, he will have that thought.

Can you see your roommate getting jealous of another good guy friend of yours? If he did that could mean that his is starting to consider you 'his'

Give an advice, where do boys like you hang out?
oh and also more pics you sexy :)

> if not just pretend you are a sleepwaker

what are you, fucking gay?
that simply is rape... and sleepwalking the most hilarious excuse for accidentaly walking into your bud and ending up sucking his dick

Posting pic of guitar
>betamax

Nice try you fat basement dwelling retard.

Google search image > bandmix.com/jeffrey_jaecize/

Clearly old and taken from the internet.

just sarcasm, dude

you can also say you lost a penny and are searching it under his foreskin
with your tongue

well that changes it up...

I'm a 5, it's so hard explaining to people that I'm gay but fuck girls

This,
Thigh highs and skirts

>hey guys, im bisexual

really?