Walk into your bedroom

>Walk into your bedroom
>You find Taylor Swift standing there
Wat do???

Instantly nut

"MOM!!!"

bitch get yo ass to the kitchen and make me a sammich

Call the cops.

our eyes bore into each other and it begins

Immediately ask are you really a white supremacist? Begin taking off my pants well she answers.

Ask her what da fuck is she doing in my place

spagetti all over the floor

rape her

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>tell her to get out. I want to play video games

Sloppy seconds

Rape her on the floor while blasting her 1985 album as she stares at the posters of herself plastered all over my ceiling.

"Don't you dare touch my legos"

Scrape her face with my harden facial hair while I rape her.

I'd complain about my cancer until she felt awkward. Then probably play some jazz flute until she left.

I would have sex with her.

ask if she can hook me up with katy

Take her to a plastic surgeon and change everything, especially face as much as possible, so next time I come to Sup Forums I won't have to look at the same bitch in a same thread all over again and again and again. I wish her fans would just move from Sup Forums to some tumblr or shit.

Get this man Reddit Gold.

Honestly? Rarely listen to her but would STILL fanboy out. There's 0% fuck chance so thank her for coming and offer her tea.

>knock her unconscious with one punch
>let her sleep in my bed while I sleep on the couch
>deal with her freakout when she wakes up
>"it's ok Taylor really, you don't have to apologize. But you do have to eat all these eggs"
>ask her if she needs care/ a ride home
>help her get well

Turn 720 back away

ask if i can smell her feet

I like Shakira more

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Either ask her or force her to leave.

Bitch is ugly and her music is shit.

Ask her to help me clean up because my girlfriend is coming over.
>Tfw taylor swift is my house keeper

I want to face fuck and then cuddle with Shakira

>Wat do???

This. Exactly this. Can't stand the bitch.

>ask if I can lick her legs
>and everything else
>maybe bite a little

Kill her.
She's an intruder and I have a good castle defense law in my state.
Bitch shouldn't have broke into my house to fuel her drug addiction.

My Rabiosa ^_^

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Knock her out.
Undress her.
Tie her up, spread across my bed.
Play with her pussy until she wakes up.
Rub my cock on her clit until she begs for me to fuck her.
Shove my cock down her throat.
Fuck her face until she passes out.
When she wakes up, fuck her pussy until I blow my load in her.
Cuddle her and fall asleep as she's still tied up.

Repeat every couple hours.

Ask her if she's fucking Drake. If she says, "Yes" I'll shoot myself with my 9mm right in front of her.

I don't have a mirror in my bedroom.

Cop a feel of her ass. Most likely get reported to my job due to the ass grab, and end up getting fired. In retaliation I would then sue her for slander and making stories up. She's Taylot Swift though so she would of course counter-sue me for sexual harassment and grabbing her ass. I'd counter-sue her counter-lawsuit of me with a lawsuit of breaking and entering since she was in my room, which means she obviously broke into my house. I'd be on the verge of winning all lawsuits, and offer to take it easy on her if she pleased me orally.

tits or gtfo

tell her she broke into my house and she has to let me feed her cat or i call the cops

Can't believe anyone would even consider raping the ugly fucking skank.

I wouldn't go near that dog for a million dollars.

Tell her she cannot have my cat. She has her own.

She can take the asshole chihuahua though.

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You literally have no standards, huh?

I do have standards. They mostly pertain to not having the body of a 12 year old boy.

consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of reproduction

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The only option is to show her your dick

The chances of her being there for sex are 0. It would obviously be some T.V. prank to get your reaction.

This way you can guaruntee that Taylor Swift has seen (and will always remember) your dick.

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Tell her to take off her shoes and let me smell her feet

Fall to the floor and worship my goddess.

Ask her if there is anything I could possibly do to please her.

>tfw just woke up after jerking off too much and have to jerk off again to this

Knock her out, pick her up and trow her nasty ass in the dumpster

Opportunity to hate fuck

Murder is still aight tho

Ask her if she's lost

Ask her if she wants to see my Pokemon cards.

"Go away please."

Give her vocal lessons.

fuck off tay

kek

>what the flip is yo imp looking ass doing in here, nigga
Then I stab her in the throat and hatefuck her corpse for a while.

I do not see that wanting to expel or remove blacks from a white country is bad. Since no black genocide is being done, because in Africa their black countries will continue to be.

On the other hand, that there are blacks in white countries, and that they are against the white race!.

ask her what music she really likes

i would marry her, hold her hand and would never let her go!

topkek

punch her in her fucking ugly bitchface.

No, TayTay fans arent racist at all.

You see how your head has been washed by the Jews! Expel or kill all blacks who are in white countries, is not racist !.

Break up with her. Write a song about it.

Turn 360 degrees and walk away

moron!

hand her a bowl of eggs

i want a taytay robot like in westworld

She's the queen of mean probs a bush of barbwire.moar!!!!!

Grab her pussy