I'm a psychic, post 1-3 sentences about yourself and I'll make predictions about you irl

I'm a psychic, post 1-3 sentences about yourself and I'll make predictions about you irl

I'm having really bad sex, is it too much to ask for mediocre pussy. About to leave a job for a better one. Trying to patent this cancer cure i developed in th 90's

19 y o Asian autist who is khv because he's too lazy and anxious to do anything

your way off! im starting to think your not a psychic.

Young boy.
Sometimes lazy and sometimes energetic.
Don't know what to with my life.

I have green eyes. I am average height. I am male.

When I walk in the spot, this is what I see.
Everybody stops and they staring at me.
I got passion in my pants,
and I ain't afraid to show it.

Favorite color is green. I am a furry. I am a germophobe

you're being sincere but you're layering this with a fit of irony. you truly want better vagina but are unwilling to put forth the effort to obtain it

I used to be like you. Stop fearing the anxiety, instead embrace it and let it feel good. The world wants to help you not hinder you. Don't let others make you feel like you're wrong, you are right
(make of that what you will)

what?

you can do anything, what do you enjoy?

I like pro gaming, and have practiced for tourneys in college.
My favorite color is red, fav food is grilled cheese, fav cartoon is Steven universe, breast size is 38DDD and I'm 6'1.
I like being creative, I still draw daily and my wife is a successful published writer in our state.

These three sentences are from the deepest recesses of my mind. All my thoughts are based on the content of this paragraph. My entire life is embedded in this post.

I have green eyes too! maybe you're me?

alpha as fuck, keep it up fren

sounds like autism. regardless if being a furry makes you feel like part of something and accepted in a group then go for it.
germs aren't as bad as you think, there's about 10 trillion of them on your body right now. Maybe you can be friends?

this thread will be pruned in 30 minutes, it was nice knowing you

i thought tumblr and Sup Forums hated each other? I'm glad you've found a way to be comfortable with your gender dysphoria, the world is a much more open place now.

hahahahahaha yea fuckin right bitch your a neckbeard writing this in your basement, lonley male cuck

Sup Forums has always had shemale threads you dipshit
your thread was a waste of time

look at the newfag and laugh

20 y/o female. Science student. Lots of tattoos.

Hello Mr. Psychic. I'm a failed writer, but with a canadian lover. I hope you're doing alright today Mr. Psychic, and I hope you have a good day.

you sound like my dream girl kik me: @drfinnn
(i promise im cute and the same age as you)

been here sense 2011 asshole, veteran Sup Forums poster here

will i ever move my soul into a robotic body?

kek

want to live a normal life, but motivation only happens in spurts. quit college with okay grades because there's shit tonnes of ways to make money without a diploma, but can't decide what to do.

no. your brain maybe but never your soul.

I am Norwegian. I spend more time on memes than building human relations. I've only gotten laid once.

27
6'2"
Rides a motorbike

you will never succeed. stop writing stupid artsy pieces about exploring deeper themes of the mind and make something people actually wanna read (hint: people want sex, drama and humor, make it fun, stop pretending to edgar allen poe and stop using a typewriter, it doesnt make you better)

No one wants your depressing resume you fat bitch

Self improvement:leg lengthening,hair transplant and bletheroplasty,what is more important?

I breath air.
I eat food.
I watched tv

Introverted and relatively smart but desperate for validation from others.

Started a new apprenticeship recently as a trainee developer.
Im 19 & live in the uk and have a gf of 2 years
I got an alright wage for my age and am having my training paid for.
>found out today my dog has cancer

don't worry your one of millions of losers. your not alone you pathetic cuck

18 Years old, 6'3"
Virgin, no gf, never had one
Guitarist, video editor, in college and I have no idea what to do with my life.

your mean

im into bdsm , im a free spirit, i like chineese food

I'm a 19 year old former alcoholic and current pill popper. Once sucked a dick for an ounce of weed. Currently going to community college.

the day you realize people give more of a fuck about themselves than you, you will find happiness

im lonely. my life is boring. i like cats.

You will live a normal life with ups and downs, sportsball, relationships and children. You are a normie.

Oh my god you've fucked up, cut it out dickhead, you can't unsuck a willy

I can't stop faking my orgasms because I feel bad for changing my pace.
I am in panic about my future constantly.
I love sex and worry that my bf doesn't as much as I do. (I've made it so that I feel it's like a challenge to you hf to me)

I'm gay.
I have crippling depression.
I have osteoporosis.

Influenced by voices on the internet, I'm a student living in the United States of America. I'm someone who can't live without my music. I'm also not very organized all that much.

I'm bisexual. Studying journalism. Former child actor

This is for her

Tbh mate I'd take that over most things, cheers

I sell autos for a living, both new and used. Just got a new puppy. Relatively happy with my life.

>your

I watch anime. I have 0 friends. I get straight A's.

SHOP THIS GUYS PLS BROS...

cool meme
dont care

You will die childless of a heart attack at age 47.

stop being a faggot and just pick one.

3d girls are not important, focus on your work good sir, it will take you far

get rid of your beer belly

if youre a girl: leg - hair - blethero
if ur a guy: hair - bleth - leg

just gonna take a wild shot here - ur human

spend your intro-time making something to share with the world. Then, accept that all attention is good attention and share it with everyone, everywhere BAM!

you're kinda bland and drink too much tea

you're already doing three things. you're insecure about your height and probably kinda thick also

you're too skinny gain some weight.also you haven't done anything productive or contributed to society

you wear a baseball cap and lots of black, you've never accomplished anything

you're bland looking, there are people that think you're interesting at first but once you inform them through tone, body language or words that you are boring they lose interest.

hi idupz, i had to get chemo after watching your videos

Teen guy
Play way to much video games
I have a crush on a girl that i dont have a chance with.

Height really doesn't bother me, I see it as a plus.
In terms of thick, I have kind of a stomach, but am only around 168
Close, but no cigar

The dick you sucked will in the end be the motivation you required to eventually get ahead in life. It will take time though.

Was going to right the same things

Socially awkward 18 yo in college. Kinda sick of being single. Cannot tell when someones interested in me.

You have crippling anxiety that you suppress and are in denial about.

>get rid of your beer belly

Ha! You bastard.

Working on it m8.

feels bad man

schizophrenia, the voices are slowly moving into your head

you're very similar to milo stewart

i feel liek you could be gay. you're bf does like it, not as much as you, close just not quite the same.
he likes that your the insecure one in the relationship because it lets him be the confident one

normie gtfo

weeb, most liekyl white, possibly asian, you'll have a successful career and make lots of money but you'll be an autist with no real human connection forever

most generic normie ever gtfo

I'm an aspiring musician who's bad at getting myself out there, especially with grills. I've only dated 1 girl before and that was back in high school (I'm 22). Though, there's this one chick in one of my uni classes that's cute as hell and really smart but I'm terrified of rejection. All I need is a sign man.

I have aspirations of making the world a better place, but I get cravings for sissy hypno porn. I sometimes wonder what being with a man would be like. I feel that this sissy hypno indulgence and these thoughts get in the way of my goals.

Major Depressive Disorder, divorced, live with mother now, used to have a job/house/wife/kids. Live is depressing but I don't have the energy to do anything to change it.

I want to help people but if work is an expression of love, than my love is falling short because I am not doing enough.
I love everyone and I would volunteer my time if I had a cushion.
I feel so empty and alone and useless and wasted.

this is the sign. Ask her out, she'll reject you, say "aww.." or something like that, continue to hang around her, might take a few weeks, maybe a month or two, but you'll end up doing something together

i have a child already

U suck faggot

I stand by what I said, the spirits do not lie.

>Social anxiety
>Vidya
>No friends

I've always been an outcast. Usually hang out with people way older or younger than me. 18 and having trouble being a sincere person.

Be fucking confident. That's all you need.
Don't have it? Fake it.
Confidence is #1
Don't be arrogant, just confident.
Godspeed

>Mid 20s straight male
>I'm trying to get to school for nursing
>I have orgies with 4 female dogs on a semi-daily basis

18 yo student failing my classes
Likes music and anything computer-related
Difficulty socializing and probably some sort of depression

I kinda made it too easy for you now eh? whatever

almost done with one study mech E then onto physics and astrofysics. own a company and love my GF still feel like shit most of the time like i am missing something.

Reinhardt Main
ugly as fukk
Graduating in electrical engineering this summer

I'm Sup Forums
I'm /k/
I'm /fit/

What about me, lad?

T...those trips are godly

its physically impossible to ever do enough. let someone love you for a change, but first you have to love yourself. you'll find your groove again, I predict it (fire finger guns)

you're getting fat and you're a faggot

why not get into sissy hypno porn for real? I bet a dedicated fan like you would know how to make something good!

> emotionally abused
> hate everything
> incapable of emotion from abuse now

I'm 25, dating someone online,abused as a child.

thanks

DVA Main
Tall and Blonde
Geology Student

I detest sissy hypno, even though I'm drawn to it.

Dez, is that you?

Haven't had sex in 10 years. I manage my service line in 3 countries. I'm borderline psychopathic.

you'll get abused again and have your heart broken a few more times. There's a light at the end of the tunnel but you're not there quite yet

you've never taken acid at a rave

you're friendly and outgoing, slightly ashamed that you come to Sup Forums and would do your best to hide it from any girl

Naah mate sorry

while drunk, i constantly message to my relatives or people i know some stupid messages, last time to my doctor via facebook.

I spend my time 24/7 on internet, sometimes buy some food.

I'd like to do something producive, but i am so fucking tired.

i've bipolar disorder type 1. although not advised, but i smoke weed anyway to cope with the depression. i also like to draw monsters, zombies, creatures and all that neat stuff

Very weird, haha.
Knew a guy, DVA Main, loved Geology, used to be blonde

Op respond

what happened

The messages to people are subconscious cries for help. You desperately want to connect to people in the meatworld but don't know how. Find some dumb social thing to attend regularly.

Oh, he's still alive and I still talk with 'im, haha

28 Asian neet. Tried to an hero. Love pussy so much it hurts.

Ooh, show drawings user

Faster than a speeding bullet.
Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound.
Stronger than a locomotive.
Like wearing gay-ass tights.