Whats the most fucked up thing you've ever done?

Whats the most fucked up thing you've ever done?

I took a shit on the streets

i fucked your mom in the ass

Started using Sup Forums

came while on a rekt thread

I grew up in inner California city in a neighborhood of mostly blacks. I'm white. My best friend who lived a couple houses down was also white. We would always get into mischief. Vandalism, running chains across our street and watching for that one car to not see it as it crashed through it. We once broke into a house and fire extinguished the whole house. Anyway, every time we got caught by our parents or police we just said a black guy did it and we were chasing them away. It worked EVERY time. Even when a black neighbor caught us they WOULD BELIEVE US!

> be a white kid growing up in an all black neighborhood causing mischief
> blame everything on black people
> it worked

Shut up Robbie

Who in fucks name is Robbie

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Yours you dumb cunt, I fucking know it's you so stop acting like you don't know what is going on

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Where's the whitecaphapel murders

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Got addicted to sharing gf pics on b

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I'm from belgium you cunt
Ik bewijs t wel door Nederlands te praten

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Same incest is wincest

I'm planning how to cheat on my wife. Got the perfect girl in mind, but it's going to take a lot of time to work it out.

Why didn't I expect this. Fml

why are you doing this

ik kan gebruiken Google translate te

Who cares?

There are multiple reasons, but none of them are malicious. I guess it sounds bad when i call it cheating, even though she knows I'm looking for sex with another woman

Dat is godverdomme verkeerde grammatica het is ik kan ook Google translate gebruiken wat kanker dit

je gek, broer

How can I show you I am not named fucking Robbie

I bought an iMac

im a zoophile

Fucking answer me you cheecky piece of horsecancer

Yesterday, I got a girl to cut herself.

I'm literally not the same user that called you robbie. I just used Google translate and trolled you to the moon and back, you're so mad, bro

how?

elaborate

Had sex with a 13 year old... I'm 18.
Yes. She WAS a virgin

I fingered my nan and came on her chest in my late teens. Still ashamed to this day

Ex-girlfriend. Told her that I was cutting myself.

Had a gay threesome, because I couldn't find a girl to lose my virginity to.

Fucked an old man off Craigslist for an iphone

Sounds like wincest to me.

12 year olds are.tighter. Also mostly naturally hairless

let my buddies fuck my gf at the time for money so I could pay off a debt

I dress up in girl clothes and i jack off with guys 55+ on skype. Sometimes i look for 20+ when i'm in the mood

i'm 19 btw

Washed out of the military twice before I hit age 20.

It wasn't - she had Alzheimers.

I babysat as a tween. Used to babysit our neighbors daughter, couple years younger than me. She'd get me to help her take baths every time "like Daddy does"

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we the dutch would kindly like to ask the belgiums to shut the fuck up and go back to making waffles and fries

shot a man in Reno just to watch him die

And she's messaging me again now

I raped my own girlfriend to teach her a point about dressing provocatively outside.

Fingered my 10 year old niece while she was sleeping...not proud of that at all

well i can feel a roll thread coming on

why do that tho, get some nudes instead

post it nigger

ITT reckless edge

Did daddy play hide the sausage too or was it just boring shit like normal bathing?

cuck

Nah I already am the OP of another thread

start a new thread with the screen grabs and link us

>boring shit like normal bathing
whats the point in normal bathing

thats not fucked up thats just very weird. give me something dark and disturbing

knocked up my cousin
pic related
its her

Want to hear something absolutely stupid?

Hello Pajeet.

> →
that thread is shit, no one wants to see guys cutting themselves

I let two girls dress me upp as a girl att a slumber party

thats funny af

Young kids need help bathing, this is normal.

Bathing as a guise to slip the sausage in is where Sup Forums comes into play.

What's wrong with this ?

Afaik he never hid the sausage, but she knew how to clean a guy up. It was more than regular bathing.

well i am on Sup Forums so its only a matter of time

we broke up soon after but it paid off my debts kek

consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation

5/10 I'd knock up your cousin too. As long as she didn't know my real name. Did she birth your bastard product of incest or abort?

Now thats more like it.

fuck you
I do

i raped an ex once, now im too afraid to be with a girl again.

Part of me still cares about her and doesn't want to put her on Sup Forums
Told you it was dumb

when I was 6 or 7 I was playing doctor with another 6 year old girl and I fingered her for a medical exam.
am I an honorary non-virgin, Sup Forums?

Ok Sup Forums I'll tell you about the time I killed an entire Mexican family when I was 9

- So I'm 9......
- Live down from a highway overpass
- Like to throw funny stuff off the the overpass
- typically candy, trash, small rocks etc nothing harmful
- pass by this old shitty abandoned house with bricks making up the flower bed
- i get a brightidea.jpg
- take some bricks to the overpass
- see a blue minivan approach
- target aquired
- drop that mofo
- perfect hit! right into windshield
- the car swerves hard
- over-corrects and starts flipping violently
- Loud screeching tires followed by crashing
- smoke, dirt, debris fly everywhere
- I run like a Nigerian home
- don't tell anyone scared as fuuuuuck
- see on the evening news
- family of 7
- dead mom
- dead dad
- dead babies
- kids in intensive care
- unknown cause of accident

I actually blocked this out of my head for years until I saw some old Macaulay Culkin movie where he throws stuff off of an overpass. Memories came flooding back....

haha greentext fail, pretend all the dashes are >

you may be on the wrong site

>I killed an entire Mexican family when I was 9

You're doing Trump's work, mate.

post pics

But do you masturbate to the memories?

I want to look up the survivors if there are any. But what do I say?

Sounds like a shitty deal. Id rather fight for my debt. But then again thats me not you.

Well, I said it was dumb

Looks like you and I are in the same insanity hole. except you're much deeper than I am.

Encouraged my 19 year old gf to fuck older men and let me watch.

If true you deserve to be murdered.

>if it had been a white family you would deserve to be tortured then burned to death

had no job. no qualifications. i am in a better place now than at that time. it was about 7 years ago now. but she was out of my league and starting to hate me anyway so it seemed reasonable at the time. i regret it now as it was a dick thing to do but it paid off the debt and saved my living on the streets back then

>that's not what happened to your parents
>I'd want to know

fite me

I have no idea but I can say this. Respect!!