That feel when you're a poor shy teenage girl who just wants a friend who will buy you vidya so you can play together...

That feel when you're a poor shy teenage girl who just wants a friend who will buy you vidya so you can play together with them and live out a long neet friendship/relationship
The dream.

I bet you think consoles are better than PCs.
Well fuck you, you filthy casual and fuck your quads, too!

WHY BE SAD WHEN YOU CAN HAVE QUINTS!?

>who will buy you vidya

Man I hate hookers, fuck off, slut.

>Things that never happened by people that never existed, the thread

with quints like that you are probably a trap

THIS

>buy you vidya
you just want some beta to be your slave, fuck off and die skank

PC all the way muh nigga
I wish I had a dick. TheDream™

>the dream
so are you lesbian?

>inb4 some loser asks her PayPal email

im rich and bored. nice quints, what game u want

>implying op is 'she'

>quints
newfag

timestamp

you mean quads?

hi daddy, I've got a hairy ass and a little penis. Can u buy me haydee on steam? I like big fat asses and bouncing tits so I can fap to them.

Thanks ^_^;;;;;;;;;;;;;; btw just kidding about the penis and things, I'm a grill really teehee!

have I missed something... is this a thing now
>newfags can't count to 4

Quit lying, that is easy as fuck if you are a woman

No but I'd like to wear a strap on and anally please a guy

Man, you could be getting catfished for all you know!

quads moron

why are most shy/geeky girls really fat?

Tit's or GTFO, you should know the drill.

Nice quads
Also TITS or GTFO

I retract my previous statement. It's tiny bit harder if your fat...

fuck off you pathetic attention seeking faggot

Dubs DEMANDS it!

because if you're decent looking you just start a twitch channel playing overwatch and losers give you money for showing cleavage and ass.

Because food is our only true friend.

You can be my maido ill buy you whatever shit console you want.

>cheaper than paying a real maid

Give this time stamp the succ

Yeah true. I'm Chub.
Fucking pochacho maid.

tits ot gtfo also sage

you better hand out your steam ID
so people can gift you gaems

We said TITS not finger.

cutie

Get a job and buy yourself a video game you stupid slut.

i got a copy of postal 2 i dont want, offer me a good enough trade and ill give it to you

Good thinking user. But I don't want to be gifted and that's it. Want long term someone to play vidya with!

fuck it im generic beta fag what's your steam/email/whatever the fuck

mfw im gonna jerk it to those lips

If you actually play the vidya with me or talk about it with me then sure! :3
Here's my email: [email protected]

desperate F A G G O T

ye you right

show dick

That feel when I'll never be able to fulfil your dream of being a trap. I'm so sorry.

You just want to use some beta to buy you vidya and then throw him away.
I hope you get gang raped and slaughtered you filthy slut

Play csgo with me, down to carry a hoe.

You're going to get used bad, then you're going to turn into a serial killer.

[email protected]

Ay send meh mail bby ;)

Hello nufeg

Sent you an email sexy ;3 [spoiler]sent a picture of my fat cock[/spoiler]

Tits or gtfo

> neet friendship/relationship
dropped