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>120m

I can't believe a team thought he was worth that much

>120m

how does juventus always get away with it?????????

200 million dollar dab man

the clue is in the name

just so bad its crazy

Dele Alli>>>>>>>>Paul Pogba

I should have known

*dabs*

Literally the black rooney

how will stormzy ever recover?

Where's your dab now faggot?
lol!

Every time he got the ball he just tried holding it and did no dribbles or anything lel

what the fuck did you say?
*dabs*

Completely fucking worthless

>Renato Sanches gets exposed HARD by Schalke
>Pogba is literally a worse, blacker version of Fellaini
Can this week get any better?

Learned from the best, such as Ariaga, Ariaga II, Bariaga, Aruglia and Pizzoza.

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hey FUCK U, he will DAB his way to the EUROPA LEAGUE final!!!

I like how the two united favourable commentators ignored the fact Pogba was completely dogshit all game

>120m

kek

I thoought that was JUST hair

*tips dabs*

>120m

>invisible in the euros
>invisible in wc qualifiers
>invisible in the eplel
>invisible in the derby
ayyy lmao they fell for the dabbing nigger #firstDontFollowAndShiet

>le funny hair instagram man

not a single word about pogba's shit performance

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may as well be

>I don't rank Ariaga II

Here's a GENUINE world class player.

>ManU DNA #Pogback la
>he just needs to gel with the team give him more time
>stats don't matter because he influences the game so much la
>intimidating physical presence
>already better than Zidane la
>Hull didn't play fair they defended too much
>just watch him crush City la
>silky smooth dribbling
>number 6 ofcourse he doesn't assist or score la
>shirt sales basically paid the transfer fee by now
>if he flops United can afford it la
>*dabs*

>my feet hurt
>Where is Claudio to get me the ball
>I wish Khedira was here with me
>Why Is Zlatan always yelling?

so true, what a joke of commentators

>expecting a CDM to turn around the game

Ayy lmao

Who is that? Rashford or Martial? They look the same.

>100 million for the black Jonjo Shelvey

What's with French blacks and bleaching their hair?

was he playing today?

kek

I just realised that Serie A is basically championship level football. But championship has better TV revenue.

>le 120 trillion dab man

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There was that one dribble where he went past a few players, was looking really good, and then spunked a shocking pass at mickyt (who was also shocking)

Other than that literally stuck to the halfway line holding up play and being muh pointless strongman

fergie was right to let him go

Pogba played today?

>did no dribbles.

fuck off and watch the game next time, faggot

I like how every single commentator was saying how Rashford was turning the game around when he had 2 good plays for the full 45 minutes and Fellaini was doing way more than him

>paying £89m for a CM only to play them at CDM

Pogba's getting the Mikel treatment from Mouyes

>number 6 ofcourse he doesn't assist or score la
>30% share in asian sweatshop factories for midfield Mangala

Needs to play AM. He's wasted at CM.

>120 gazillion for black Diaby

>1 gorillon sterlings pounds
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>#pogback

Wow so impressive. really makes me think...

>Pogba in a 2 men midfield
I warned you, i fucking gold tou this summer in can only play in a 3 men midfield, why you didnt listen Mou?!

Post midfielders better than Pogba. Serious answers only please.

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Enjoy your most expensive player ever.

>summer long adidas campaign hyping this dabbing turd
>it's all about the shirt sales la
AYYYYY LMAOOOOOO

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>600 trillion pounds

missed the match, what happened ?

Literally Nigel Reo-Coker tier

Those "dribbles" where him slowing down play being strong at halfway and shaking off players with skills that were completely unnecessary and not actually affecting the game in a positive way

It's like pogba plays purely for YouTube skill videos

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Has he retired yet?

>did no dribbles
that's literally the only thing he did

>dribble two players
>lose the ball

Either of these is more valuable than Pogba, and their combined transfer fee is half of
>120 mil

Nothing, that's the problem. He was played as a CM and he did absolutely nothing.

>why isn't the opposition some shit tier serie a side?
>what is this "not winning every game" shit?

he barely had a touch. awful fucking player lmao. got outmemed by Fernando fucking Reges.

based on today's performance, pic related

>really makes me think

didn't know ameridoops were even capable of thought

>Poonited fans are again making Rooney out to be the scapegoat on Redcafe when in reality, Pogba is just as shit

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Take the ball from moose=unpossible

looool i appreciate this my russian friend

one season wonder

le stand tall in center of pitch man

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Pogba, Ibra, Rooney and mkhitaryan were all shite

Seriously, what is Mou thinking playing Pogba and Fellaini in a 2 man midfield?

Neither have any sort of positional sense or composure.

Fucking drop Rooney, play Schneiderlin and Herrera and let Pogba play in the AM role.

The entire team were shit apart from De Gea and Rashford, the worst player being Lingard.

>Black Charlie Adam
>120 million

not even memeing

You now remember Lingard's "performance".

indeed, considering 4/5 times he did he also was fouled.

can't say he didn't do his job since most of his passes and lomg balls connected as well.

it was hard for anybody to get a chance infront of the foal as well but at least he didn't try to spam long shots like he did v Hull and Belarus.

>Pay £100m for the dabbing Moussa Sissoko
>3 games in and 0 (zero) dabs

Explain

>the houses of parliament and a dozen knightoods in exchange for the french kleberson

literally half billions RM holy fucking shit

Bailly, Valencia and Shaw were decent.

>100m for the less violent Joey Barton

One season wonder
But three times in a team of a year
French capped player since 2010
I wonder what "one season" means

both teams lack a conductor, someone who's going to dictate the tempo of the match. and that's why this kind of football is awful and too chaotic to be enjoyable. it's just two teams going up and down the pitch wasting gigantic amounts of energy.

it's surprising that guardiola hasn't bought a player like that

>a few worthless dribbles
>does nothing all game
>world class I swear

How does his nuts taste?

Id give Valencia some credit too for actually looking like he was trying. And fellaini was better than usual.

Pogba, Ibra, Rooney, lingard and Micky were the most noticeably shit players imo

>There was that one dribble where he went past a few players, was looking really good, and then spunked a shocking pass at mickyt (who was also shocking)

Yeah it was a big yaya esque box to box run but then he fucked up a five yard pass