I was watching porn for about 45 minutes before i realized ny headphones weren't plugged in and the volume was all the...

I was watching porn for about 45 minutes before i realized ny headphones weren't plugged in and the volume was all the way up. What should I do? I'm sure my mom heard and I'm afraid to leave my room. Please help

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Kill Yourself

every kid watches porn u knob

Run op

i watch porn with the volume up all the time
nobody disturbs me and no one mentions it

Yell to your mom that you need her help with something

>I'm sure my mom heard
>my mom
Well you shouldn't be on this site kiddo, also just kys so no embarrassment

I'm 23

But i don't want her to know. Also I'm an adult

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This thread sucks
Rule 34 on penguins

She probably doesn't even care dude, she knows even without you having the volume up

It's embarassing if it's accidental. It's pure alpha bravado if you march out and demand to know if your pr0n was loud enough, and if not, that you can turn it up a bit. Make sure you make plenty of eye contact. Finish by doing a pointing-finger gun firing gesture, squinting one eye, and going cha-chk with your mouth.

Post pics of ur mom. If she is hot, then go seduce her and post incestuous video here. If she s not hot do it anyways

But she doesn't have proof

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Exactly, she doesn't now either. Unless your mom is a pervert and recorder you.

>But she doesn't have proof
Nigger you must be seriously retarded if no one thinks you don't jerk off just because they've never caught you doing it, just end yourself and save the gene pool from your stupidity.

But i was watching the shit really loud

Act like nothing happened. It will be fine.

>What should I do?
I know you're looking for some kind of advice that's gonna make everything all better. Like some kind of escape card or a way to make it seem like it didn't happen, but you know what? Nothing we say will change anything. You will still be uneasy, nothing will restore your security, and this will be a day to remember. The sooner you accept that it happen and there's nothing you can do about it, the sooner you can move on inside.

just forget it man she will too

But now she know knows. She could've pretended i don't but now she can't

Moar
God yes!

Find crazier porn and blast it full volume. Then just leave it running in a second window with ano there window of innocent stuff behind it. Leave room with porn on, she will go check the noise and freak. Blame it on pop-ups. Now you covered.

What if she says something

Inb4
>op was watching fags smash

Has she ever said anything and you didn't respond?

If you've always responded to her when she addressed you, you have to respond to her once again. If you don't, this will make it bigger than what it is. What you say can only come from you, there's no script for this.

Trust me when I say humans will go to just about any length to avoid confrontation or awkward moments.
You're hiding in your fucking room just so you won't have to face her so there's some proof if you need it.

You reply, just act normal

Dude, just put in headphones, jerk off again, and then go to bed or take a nap.

I'm planning on staying in my room and leaving to go to work before she wakes up

Bingo. She probably won't even bring it up.

OP if she gives you shit just tell her that it's her duty as your mother to take your virginity away.

Bitch. Your momma probably strums herself more than you jerk off anyway. Who the fuck cares?

Every day, we stray further from the god's light... I hate you, but not more than myself for click that shit

back to 9fag with ya.

Idk that as a fact so i can pretend she doesn't

What where you watching?

pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5694aded7c368

>CUM BEGGING SLUTS CUMSHOT COMPILATION

Topkek

We're all into different things

kek

Give a fuck. Either you ignore it or joke about it depending on her reaction. You'll forget about it eventually. Not really a big deal.

I think he meant it was funny that it was a porn that was audio specific that user was blaring in his mom's house.

If she asks pretend you were watching some weird anime thing really loud you faggot, you'll be fine

Or say your buddy sent you some stupid joke link and it turned out to be super loud porn

fuck her

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Of course it was audio specific. Why the fuck would i be playing it full volume if it wasn't?

i need source on that picture my good man

I'm not a fucking weirdo who jokes about jerking it with his mom

Get rekt by your religious as fuck family

Its pretty obvious what i was watching

Find a quiet slut

Not really that religous I'm not some sociopath who wants his mom knowing he jerks off

Not all porn is audio specific just because it has audio tard. The porn he was watching is audio specific because it's about the 'cum begging' as it were. This makes it a little more funny that he was blaring that kind of porn, rather than your normal porn with garden variety moans and groans.

Inb4 "I was watching for 20 mins"

Hey dipshit. I'm op i know what i was masturbating. My question is what would the point of listening to regular porn would be. I had the volume up because of the audio if it was regular porn i wouldnt be in this situation

Start laughing really loud so she thinks you were laughing at a funny video. Then realise that it didn't work, so just ask her if she heard anything.
ALSO LOL YOU CAN NEVER LOOK YOUR MUM IN THE EYE AGAIN LOL FAGGOT SHE KNOWS YOU WANKED YOUR FUCKED MATE JUST AN HERO

i got this

>leave room
>listen to her laugh, if she does that
>walk to her room
>find a vibrator/dildo/some other sex toy
every woman has one.
>wave it in her face
>laugh
>put dildo back
>profit

wikihow.com/Stop-Your-Child-From-Masturbating-in-Public

AHAHAHAHA LOOK WHAT I FOUND WTF IS THIS SHIT, OP YOU NEED THIS ADVICE MATE

>Scrolls down to see user playlist
>This video is in a playlist called "Watch Stoned"

change your clothes
put this song
youtube.com/watch?v=xRGrfurZaNQ&index
and start dancing like crazy
call your mom
keep dancing

it works for me

DED
SOMEONE LIKE THIS EXISTS
JUST LET THAT SINK IN

I misread your first question. Still though, why even bother replying if you're making the same point as I am. That's retarded.
Second thing, why wouldn't you listen to regular porn? You just watch people fucking in silence unless they're begging for cum? Seems odd to me.
Also, learn how to type before calling people dipshit.
>I know what I was masturbating

step 7 is kekworthy

Don't do this. This is a joke or autismo. Impossible to tell.

>sits son down
>"we need to ta-"
>already on the table, pants ripped off
>screaming moans and screeches
>beating his meat at mach 69 speeds
>cums
>cum breaks hole through mother's forehead

Fuck you i like hearing women beg for cum and you can go fuck yourself

>child
he looks like a teenager

What are you even talking about dude. I asked why you don't listen to other types of porn with the volume on, I said nothing about your choice of porn.
Learn how to use punctuation.

Yep, Sup Forums always on the spot. Why do I still come here

No one else will have us.

Fucking ded.
Thanks for that mate

I don't need to justify how i cum to you

This to be desu

Yes, you do.
You have 5 minutes to justify it.

Don't worry to much about it. Everyone get horny. You mom was pretty fucking horny when she got knocked up with your ass.

You are an idiot and there is no hope for you.
You can't even have answer a question without sperging out. Sorry you're like this user. Good luck.

You are not an adult.

Idk i just kinda close my eyes while listening to them beg and i imagine instead of my cum hitting the wall, my floor, or my tum. Its some sluts face

Source on image?

Ask your mum to bring in loads of tissue paper. Say its for your paper mache art project. It worked for me.

Fuck you're right

no need to justify. I like those flicks too. They don't have thousands of those vids for just you and I. Fuck it, I like midget porn too. It's fucking funny as hell. :)

Oh man, Jemma from Suicide Girls is hot as fuck.

They have enough that i still haven't run out of yet. JOIs are good for that type of shit to

God everyday i hope she starts doing hardcore

OMG, truely the best post on here! Now that would be fucking FUNNY. Some Jim Carey shit.

Jesus, you and me both.

What if your mom was a sociopath who was listening for you jerking off?

I'm not from some third world shithole

Say soone hacked into your computer while you were playing Vidya

Holy shit, I think your on to something. She was probably outside the door finger banging her pussy. Now she id drooling for young cock again. Makes a great porno story line.

I turned everything off and now I'm hoping she just thinks I'm asleep

Oh man, just found the recording on XNXX. It was load as fuck!

Got any pb accounts

Ladyboy porn.

I guess you're just unlucky.

You are fucked, OP. She knows, ok? What will you say to her?