No rekt? What are you turning into /b?

No rekt? What are you turning into /b?

Rekt thread Pro edition

go here for women being killed/dead

Bump.

bump

plsc halp

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ayy

lemme guess, some mexibeaner cartel shit

Don't let it die faggots

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Lost

Would fuck her/it...

source?

Follow ur dreams doggo

Google images.

no results rip

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This just became a feels thread.

return of a classic

help pls lmao

>her
>cock

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Lady flower pain shower

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all the things that annoy me in 1 webm

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Impressive!

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Don't let it die faggots

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falcon punch, classic

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that´s fucking depressing... noice!

Too be honest, she looked like she needed the extra exercise.

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These rekt threads are the reason why I'm always as aware of my surroundings as possible.

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You have to sleep sometime, user.

He was secretly a furry. He identified as a coyote.

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Sleep is not the issue. it's the fact that I'm often sizing up my surroundings...I've seen some stupid and easily preventable accidents at work. These threads are an excellent example of that. Any Sup Forumstard that works in an industrial setting knows what I refer to.

This kind of shit always gets me. It's an ordinary day, you're walking around a parking lot, talking on your phone, a little bored, maybe thinking about lunch, when suddenly... you're gone. Literally before you know it.

Wile E. Coyote style.

more like, any tard thats actually been outside and survived

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FUCK

How would you prevent this?

>any tard thats actually been outside and survived

Fal-cunt punch!!!

Wear short sleeves shirts or roll up long sleeves before operating such machinery.

Oh...bind up or tuck in long hair. Just in case.

Sauce nigger

go to college

Once again. Good one.

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I just now noticed there is someone standing to the left.

dafuq man

Google images cuck

And how would you prevent this?

No sauce there. A name would suffice.

Not get on an elevator in China. Better yet, not ever go to China.

Also, he starts listening to my mixtape at around 0:34.

poor pupper, made me lol tho

not live in China

Then what if this happens?

I literally have no fucking clue. Pretty sure I searched "shemale breeding female"

not be a fucking sandnigger

Not ever go to a country that uses a squiggly lines for a language.

hardhats are for a reason

idk why i can't play webms on Sup Forums, they work elsewhere on the web. so can i have some rekt gifs from you Sup Forumsros?

And I thought I was the only one who had this weird OCD rage when the "DVD" screensaver doesn't squarely land in the corner

Webms are fine ur just gay

>squiggly lines for a language

Made me giggle

Stop being shit

Well, that went right to attempted murder rather quickly.

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you kill the machine befor doing whatever the fuck he's doing.....

This guy really rekted hard these faggots

Goddamn she was a 11/10
Story?

boss offered him the job after this

Well what about traffic? You got any great ideas, fucker? At the rate you'll just stay at home all day and die from no exercise.

top lel

Lost at filename

johnny cage

>a.pomf.cat/auxsfr.webm
not be a chink was already stated

This is hilarious what, did he think bulls are blind or something?

OCD TRIGGERED

Completely justified. Niggers is dumb

You should never underestimate fat people. They can't run fast, but don't need to.

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Here.
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"kek u aint do sh*t"

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You're probably all thinking

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There is one thing you CAN do. Surrender. I want Nagasaki Hiroshima and Heaven here, with the ID and everything, saying sorry, and banning all of things disgusting things from your website.

As of now, you have 3 and a half hours.

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kys stupid nigger

srs fucking faggot kys

Lol

9gag is for coons. piss off cuntface

That won't save you from traffic accidents.