Ok Sup Forums you're going to be stuck in a room for one year. You will have access to food, water, a working shower...

Ok Sup Forums you're going to be stuck in a room for one year. You will have access to food, water, a working shower, and a bed. But before the door closes you can pick four items to take with you. You won't have internet access once you're inside. What do you take with you before you're locked inside?

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weight set
enema kit
oats
steroids

>this

Picaxe. Mining helmet. Mining helmet. MINING helmet.

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weights and a tattoo setup, I'm going to come out a monster

...

a flesh light
heaps of buds
A UE Meagboom
and my phone
(providing we will have access to electricity).

1 item is all i require... a lamp with a jeany. Think about it.

Thread.

Weed
Bible
Paper
Pencil

The bible is to be used as rolling papers read 1 page and smoke
By the end i would have read the whole bible

this guy is a fuckin genius

>smoke the bibe
>get so high you can see heaven

A static bicycle
A chess game computer
Dartboard snd darts
Weed

>no lighters

Fucking pyrokinetics need to FUCK OFF

>pic related

Cut pencil in half take out graphite stick in toends of it in wall socket done

ebook with library of congress
computer with shit tons of music
piano
piano teaching books

The best thing would be...
A weight set
A phone (last time I checked my phone still calls and texts when data goes over)
A kindle with tons of books
And finally I would ask for a comfortable bed

Laptop
Mounted dildo
Vibrator
Supply of lemon chips

A box of matches
A brick of weed
An mp4 player with my coon tunes
A gerbil generator to charge it

I feel the gerbil weed to keep it alive and charge my mp3 (because its like 2009 now i guess)
I sit and smoke enough weed to hotbox the place and set off the fire alarm. Once the fire alarm goes off the doors unlock then i go back to my moms basement.

My laptop, so I can write a novel/stare at the dank memes I've collected over the years.
My pipe.
An ounce of that sticky-icky-icky.
A lighter.

I think I can stretch an oz for a year.

1kg coke
1kg mdma
1000 viagras
giant black horse cock

An oz for a year? I mean my weed last way to long but I'd be impressed by your restraint.

why do you need the viagra

why not bring a full pony to fuck you

1: The Necessary papers to leave the room
2: My laptop
3: Porn Hard drive
4: My Grillfriend

for the inevitable limp dick of coke and molly mix. dildos dont shit.

World of warcraft
Pokemon Go
And
A laptop with porn.

The days would fly by.

>pokemon go required internet and gps
>playing dead game

you should at least try to change up your daily routine.

>fitness equipment
>music
>movies
>puppy

A girl, and 3 very large boxes of condoms

Dick
Hand
Imagination
Jelly Beans

>enema kit
????

I think the suggestion of a device that had access to the library of congress was a brilliant idea so that would be my first choice
Secondly, a stupidly big blank page book that I couldn't fill up if I tried
Then a large pencil kit
Lastly, a vial of pure LSD.

To be honest the more that I think about it I would probably take that option over another year living in society.

>Condoms
Underage b&

Shit.. i seriously didnt realize that pretty much is.

probly not

the isolation would literally drive you insane, unless you have some sort of disorder

human contact is important for humans

> Laptop, got tons of games and books on there.
> a year supply of weed.
> mini box vaporizer to smoke said weed, so I don't have to waste an item on a lighter.
> my dog, great capanion, smart as shit so I could probably teach it to use a toilet.

Weights are tempting but I can just go prison style.

Keys to my Bunker and every other security
Laptop
Coffee maker
years abundance of coffee grounds with filters
Honestly everything I'm using rn.

Would a coat hanger and 2 other items be more to your liking?

they make black and white m&m's???

300 thousand kg of Japanese sand
The Eiffel Tower
A traveling circus of Russians dwarfs
The moon

I'm imagining the rooms is just big enough to fit all that stuff, but the gravity from the moon means you're upside-down all the time.

Also the moon is fucking huge so it takes you all year to find those dwarfs.

Emma Watson
Magic Wand Dildo
Anal BeadsBob Saget

a gallon of LSD.
a computer that has a library of games and movies on it's HD.
A nook with a bunch of classics loaded onto it.
a fingerbox.

Maybe that's how they really choose a new pope

>mouse, keyboard, monitor
Come on faggot

he has a fingerbox you turd

I'm not denying that the loss of human contact would have a toll on me emotionally but I don't think I'd lose my marbles tbh...
Having access to the library of congress would allow me to study all of human history so I don't think I would feel that detached.
Then again, there has been times I've taken enough LSD that I thought everything around me wasn't real so if that happened inside that could make for a pretty interesting experience.

Still, I sand by the statement that I would seriously consider giving it a shot...

Is cancun a thing?, I'd take it.

All I'd need is a gun.

four fingerboxes

Weights
Guitar
Chess computer
Kindle with classic and modern classic fiction.

Easy peasy.

U can't leave the room Pokemon go useless

A gallon is a bit of overkill

Tire swing
Seat belt
Scotch tape
Twister

>not using modern nerve-induction neural interface fingerboxes with your computer.

Honestly I'd have like 100 pieces of paper and a pencil.

Drawing keeps me sane.

when i get out i can sell the rest.

3 girls and a coat hanger.

some heavy shit to lift
some shit to read
some shit to fap to
my cat

>sudden artistic block
>end up gouging out eyes with pencils out of sheer frustration

shit plan desu

I stand corrected.

I'm imagining a gallon of lsd in a bucket and whenever you are starting to come down you just dip your hand in it and blast back off.

yeah that's the point

rope
chair
alcohol
ceiling fan

I'm not going in this room

>some shit to fap to
>my cat

You know you get FOUR items, right?

he said to, not into, dumbass

Whoops, my bad. Didn't read closely enough.

A cute eight year old girl
A silicone vibrator set (very small to extra large)
My pc with games music and movies
$10mil

>fap into your cat

what

laptop loaded with offline games
365 joints
weight set
kindle with 5000 books

Computer full of movies, tv shows and books
Home brew kit
Box with 1000 pre-rolled joints
Avril Lavigne

hmm whats the 10mil for

Right? Why would you masturbate your penis when it's already inside a pussy?

Im only in there for one year
nobody said I have to pick things that I own

>he doesn't fap into his cat

lol

and nobody said anything about giving shit back

>
This

That's just greedy.

A Duck
A Roll of Duct Tape
A Shower Rods
and A Jar of Marmite

This is going to be the best year ever.

so you got a board and 3 stones?

>A Shower Rods
Don't fucking cheat, you get one rod

You better shut the fuck up before I give you one rod

>so you got a board and 3 stones?
fucking kek

No, 2 pots of stones, a board and your mom

have fun building up mass without a good protein

too late, I already gave you one rod

Food, motherfucker.

that would explain the smoke

>kindle with charger
> iPhone with charger for music
>big notebook to write in
>Bluetooth speaker and charger

-Fastest package of the most reliable net available in the country being detained in.
-Best spec'd gaming laptop at the time of entry x2
-Random desk/chair hybrid with new quality sofa level padding for the chair.

>you wrote a comment
>decided it sucked
>deleted it all
>wrote a new one
>forgot to link the post

I bet you feel silly

>computer with every game available and terabytes of porn/music
>costco-sized tub of lube
>rowing machine
>my doggo

do we have electricity ?

wtf do you want a netgun for?

Only need one item
>6' length of rope

Chicken nuggets
Dinosaur chicken nuggets
Grilled chicken nuggets
Microwave

Where's the pencil? I don't think you retards understand that you only have 4 items.

so much info missing here...

do we have electicity?
is a "set of x" one item ?
do you consider people to be items?
are blankets and pillowas part of the bed?
how warm is the room?