That's it Sup Forums

That's it Sup Forums
Fuck it
I'm going to kill myself
>Move to Australia to be with girlfriend of 1 year +, known her since I was in my early teens
>Things are going fine except I can't find a job because fuck Australia
>Find out she sent nudes to some random guy to join his FFXIV Raid Group
>End up forgiving her for some reason, but she becomes more secretive for whatever reason, hiding shit, changing all her passwords
>end up get paranoid that she's cheating on me more
>End up getting over it and things are fine
>end up getting laid off from the job I eventually got
>Girlfriend and I fight a lot due to emotional issues depression and the like, also anti depressants that don't work
>End up working through it
>Wake up one morning, girlfriend really upset for no reason, try to comfort her
>Breaks up with me and tells me she's kicking me out
>Literally have nowhere to go because my family is all dead and I don't have friends anymore

How should I kill myself? What's an easy way, I don't want to seem like I'm doing it to get back at them, I honestly just want to fucking die.

where in aus fam? lets grab a beer and fuck some sluts

QLD, aka Methhead land

Also I don't have shit for money since I have to somehow find a ticket back to America

Shame, too far away from me but maybe another user can shout you a beer

getting deported is free, violate the terms of your visa. if you're never planning on coming back its probably fine.

I thought about it, but that might fuck up background checks for jobs if I do decide to not kill myself

Go get murdered by an abo, they're fucking good at it. Shouldn't take long

well you're currently planning to both an hero and go back to the US
pick one and you stop having to plan for the other.

DO IT
BE AN HERO

Eat a shit load of sleeping pills before you pass out. Should do the trick.

where in qld cunt?

where in qld?

I'm guessing Brisbane. All losers there who should gas themselves.

I'm from Brisbane fuck you cunt

You mean Logan?

How can you not find a job in Australia?

are you fucking kidding me?do you think that your life is over because your girlfriend leaved you and you got no friends? grown up and try to reason, you got your life and your health, you can work and you can produce, make new friends, find new girls, once you got your health everything doesent matter, trust me and try to be a little less a crybaby and move on .

HA QLD methhead land clearly never been to any post code starting with 6 hahaha come wa

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Mental health is covered by embassy. My friend got busted teaching the Tamil tigers. He said he would kill himself. The embassy got him home after s evaluation they also gave him money for being crazy. Dude just didn't want to work in shitty country. Go to s hospital. Tell them you're going to kill yourself if you stay in ausfailia

This. Square up, OP

What state are you in dude? lets just get high as fuck and chill for a while beforehand.

Is it easy? I work in a casino, think i could find work?

do it man, empty your brains in the tub.

>she sent nudes to some random guy to join his FFXIV Raid Group
i actually spat my coffee all over my screen
if story, thanks for the laugh
if true, holly shit i hope you are 18 or this is inexcusable

Can we get the nudes she sent?

>Breaks up with me and tells me she's kicking me out
What do you mean? Is the house on her name?

how could you not figure out the answer?
did you just read the last 3 lines?

dubs

There's no convenient, reliable, non-traumatic method of suicide. A bullet to the right part of the brain is the closest thing, but you've fucked everything else up in your life, so don't expect to get this final thing right. You'll end up mutilated and lobotomized in a hospital. Enjoy your shitty life.

But you still have your job?

In QLD with a full time job you can live a normal life, you can live in a shared house to reduce expenses.

Check out flatmates or gumtree and find somewhere to sleep dude.

btw melb representing

What about putting an explosive in your mouth?

And I forgot to tell you, fuck that bitch, and never expect nothing from anyone.

I'm from Logan cunts, but I'm in Rochdale South, at the top of a mountain way above the low class logan bogan white trash and niggers. GET on my elevation

Sure, go ahead, if you don't mind bleeding to death in horrible agony, and possibly winding up in a hospital eating through a straw where your face used to be for the rest of your life.

Dude you can't have a girl if you don't have a job. No girl ever wants to be with an unemployed guy, and that's just how it is

Hang yourself in her living room

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>Playing FFXIV
This was your mistake

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Come down to nsw I need a solid room mate who's not a shit cunt to hold down the fort while I'm on deployment

I feel you, you can't change the way she feels and she sounds like a pretty crazy bitch anyway. You may not see a point in continuing to live, but once you go out there and figure out how to get your happiness out of other things than a significant other you'll be fine. Everything is temporary anyway so stop stressing.